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@brianwut
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Joined May 2009
@notshelleyjo YIMBYs want you to believe there is a housing shortage but the truth is single women are intentionally keeping crawlspaces vacant.
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@pli_cachete Your body is a loan shark that lets you take out high-interest loans against your health.
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@1929stockcrash There’s a weird genre of social media posting: “the men I attract and date are so lame”.
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@cafedujord So glad we we be able to build on all that federal land in *checks notes* the deserts of Nevada and Utah.
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@oomfmagazine If you spend any time on public transit in Tokyo or Taipei or Singapore, you quickly learn that the missing ingredient in America is shame.
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@im_roy_lee I don’t support cheating on interviews but I do support you embarrassing the hell out of these companies.
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@GreenTextRepost @forskinquotes I actually believe this story because they greet you by name at the drive-thru when you order in the app.
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@lymanstoneky Flat topography improves fertility because it’s easier to see potential mates without hills in the way.
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@InlandCaGuy > Her last long-term relationship ended two years ago over conflicting views of their shared future. "He wanted the white picket fence and me at home with the kids," Jones said. This despite the fact that her salary was nearly 50% higher than his. It’s difficult for me to parse.
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@AnechoicMedia_ The problem is that we forgot the difference between “don’t pollute the groundwater” and “find a loving foster home for every displaced newt”.
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@LokiJulianus You don’t have the luxury of making rational decisions when your political party is just a bunch of individually-unpopular special-interest groups in a suit.
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@misha_saul I’m torn between “that’s tragic” and “millennials atomized, boomers most affected”.
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@jackiehluo Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah. it says on your chart that you're fucked up.
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@unusual_whales They were probably confused when they saw management grifting for millions and thought the same rules applied to them.
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@VickieforNYC Vickie, if you hate density you can always leave the single densest city in the United States and never return.
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@flowrmeadow “recession with cheap houses” is so passé, you need to get ready for “recession with expensive houses”.
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@CosmonautMarcus Unfortunately the “most men aren’t reasonable and rational” branding just isn’t good for getting men to ally with you.
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@CollieYimby You pause to reflect on why 50% of Americans prefer a fascist to your policy program.
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@benjaminjriley @NielsHoven @andrewbunner Hey W-2 paypigs sustaining the CA state budget: This ⬆️ is what your elected officials think about your kids.
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@jakebrodes A friend told me after he came down that he lived an entire lifetime as a triangle.
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@eigenrobot Before receiving a student loan, you should be corralled into a pen where you are forced to watch an informational video about the time value of money on a CRT television.
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@cafeviolenza I think people mix up cause and effect on this. Many people who are unemployed for a year or more are less desirable employees. But elite companies are happy to hire skilled professionals who took well-earned time off between gigs.
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@thechosenberg Haha we’re all going to agree that this is because engineers are dating other engineers
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This thread is shaping up to be a real embarassment.
People have almost no knowledge of the housing market but jump into conversations as if experts.
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@TheEcho13 Women still want it, but they want it later and later in life, and nobody is willing to discuss what that actually means.
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@nim_chimpsky_ I have no equity in my human trafficking nonprofit - I’m doing this because I love it.
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@RichardHanania I wouldn’t blame trans activists because that’s giving them too much credit. I blame their enablers who seek power by turning every trendy rehash of the omnicause into another purity test.
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@ready4preddy My father-in-law is a gamer. He is insanely gifted. We were looking at a grilled cheese together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to cook one at home. I will never forget his answer… “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”.
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@allgarbled How about “the thing that broke shouldn’t exist and hasn’t been maintained since it featured in someone’s promo packet”.
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@captgouda24 No, what’s rich is someone who is nominally politically committed to increased state capacity taking the view that the state should not negotiate one of its largest expenses.
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@Noahpinion fewer than half of the people losing weight *admit to using* Ozempic or the other drugs.
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