No wonder they’re going extinct. The shell is soft. Idiot creature! Whole point of a turtle shell is to be hard and protect you.

Organizing a trip here in January with all my Twitter mutuals.

Blazing-fast image creation – using just your voice. Try Grok Imagine.

I haven’t read the piece and I’m sure the argument is terrible.

That’s held up well enough so far.

There’s three weekends a year where San Francisco feels like California and they’re all amazing.

I wonder how much it would cost to just ride around in a Waymo and have it drive me around the city all day. Would be a nice way to hang out.

Apparently they have live reggae music every Sunday in Golden Gate Park, outside the de young. Feels a little played out at this point. They should have a jazz band instead.

Backing out of a parking space looking over your shoulder with your hand on the passenger seat headrest is becoming a real lost art.

Sometimes I’m in the uber and I’m not paying any attention and I’m like hey wait a minute this guy could be taking me anywhere. But he never is. He’s always taking me exactly where I want. Gives you a lot to think about.

What is stopping you from coding like this

There’s a new special tier of Waymo where you’re allowed to smoke in the cars. If your app icon looks like this then you’re in the special tier.

If I were a VC, I would invest in founders purely based on beverage consumption rate. Put a glass of ice water in front of him, see how fast he downs it. Can he make short work of a couple beers, or his favorite diet cola?. The speed is proof of vitality. That’s founder material.

Always hated it when teachers would be like “when are you gonna need math in real life? uhhh how about when you’re calculating the tip at a restaurant??”. That’s like saying you should learn painting so you can tell the colors of the traffic lights apart.

Wearing glasses with colored lenses has a really distinct vibe but I can’t quite describe what it is exactly.

We call this “the New York of San Francisco”

Always felt a little on the nose that this place is called “Adolph Gasser”

Intern said he’s “post-economic” and I asked what he meant and he said he dropped his econ major.

>be x dot com payouts engineer.>make payouts deliberately confusing as a joke.>blue check accounts post about it constantly.>free engagement hack.

Train 17x safer than driving is part of the reason why I take the train to work a lot. When I drive on the freeway now I can sense that I am closer to death. Big metal machines freewheeling it at 75 mph on all sides.

Just imagined a type of guy who sleeps with his glasses on. That could be a whole new type of guy. He’s so dedicated that even when he sleeps, he wears his glasses.