alessandra
@bIiccy
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my bf is so loyal he doesn’t even watch porn with girls in it 🤞🏽❤️.
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my baby kicks so much every time i drink lol he loves applebees margs!!.
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imagine dating someone u really liked and then u broke up. i literally don’t think i could handle that.
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my best friend after 7 yrs of med school and training has been fired for ONE minor indiscretion. he slept with a patient and can no longer work in the field just goes to show how ONE mistake can ruin your life please pray for him, he’s one of the best veterinarians I know.
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If they renamed clinical depression Loser Disease it would fix so many people.
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In high school I used to date a Boy with a swimming pool but his dad Was very overweight and he never cleaned it so there were just a bunch of toads floating on the surface and to get in the water U had to crack the layer of toads Like a crème brûlée. He hit me.
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I can’t beleiev I’m the only person that posts in my high school Facebook group
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imagine your mom having an onlyfans and the kids at school find it but theirs do too so they normalize it and also you’ve had a mask on for 10 years.
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A lot of Y’all bitches wouldn’t b able to giggle thru what I giggle thru I’m js.
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you are so used to your features. You don’t know how horrifically busted and bloated you look to a stranger.
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Telling my autistic step son that Mr Beast was found dead this morning and filming his meltdown.
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Imagine your mom is glued to her phone your entire early childhood And she has a mask on.
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@eerrriiicaa Reminds me of when I told my ex I was getting ready to see him n he goes “I can’t wait” and I was like aww babe me neither❤️ and he’s like no I’m not fucking waiting for you forget it.
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i haven’t listened to music in 3 months because it makes me miss drunk driving too much.
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I am literally sitting at dinner just sobbing I can’t even explain myself I just wish o was part of their family so hard I wish I was Chinese more than anything
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9/11 memorial site has weird vibes. Like something bad might have happened there. Weird energy.
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Would you rather get paid $1,000,000 right now or $6 every month for the rest of your life? . I’ll take Option B. That’s what passive income is. Find a way to make passive income, it’ll change your life.
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*me after getting raped* ermm well that just happened. that was not on my 2024 bingo card.
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i was nervous to share but like idk idc this is pretty good I think .
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nothings cool anymore. rape hitler nigger none of it. im getting really into Cute Dog videos lately.
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sometimes I get things that happened in south park confused with my own memory.
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Wow I cannot believe that conservative twitter influencer girl is a whore. What the hell.
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i think i have to go to grad school so i can b like ughhh i hate grad school.
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Omg I almost got 100% on my IQ test wtf 85 😻 step aside enstine.
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My mom thinks im an escort how to do I explain to her that im living off what’s left of my harrypotterobamasonic coin and literally no one will have sex with me like No One.
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Feeling a lot of white guilt today I can’t stop crying. I’m so sorry black people.
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stupid retarded bitches b like Oh My God I Can’t believe this Indian guy turned out to be kinda creepy.
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Yeah I have body dysmorphia I thought I was Some Body u cared about.
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it’s literally unfathomable to me how people can just date and break up without ruining their entire life.
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I moved to LA to become a woman in tech (I work at Best Buy in Pasadena).
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today i started looking for jobs. this is probably the most vulnerable and sensitive and sad ive ever been in my life.
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ithink im gonna start selling slime honestly things are really rough lately.
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nobody talks about how u can go get a diet soda at mcdonalds and put an ice cream cone in it for $2 and then put rumchata in it and cry on the floor in the mcdonalds bathroom until they kick u out and it’s only like 200 calories
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fighting demons at the TGI Fridays smoking lounge miami airport
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do u know how domestically violent u need to be to be arrested for domestic violence in the Dominican Republic
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i got gangraped by the migrant workers at the feastiables cafe during the mr beast games and i left with nothing.
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I got raped by a midget ): no one’s gonna believe me. This is so awkwardddddd.
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