windmill? big fan.

RT @bog_VVitch: pov: you’re a woman over 25 talking to extended family at christmas.

What do you want to know?.

hey is your name San Andreas? because this is your fault.

NO MORE videos of that really tall skinny boy pop star who looks like a sleep paralysis demon.

you breadwin some you breadlose some.

irish exiting the party at 10:30pm

RT @CrackerRandall: .@Toyota . I hit a donkey.

RT @brooklynbroke: this one still takes me out

RT @evil_female:

RT @culture_coffin: the summer i tommed petty.

RT @carterhambley: if the ribbon is pink, breast cancer aware. if the ribbon is blue, pig at state fair.

RT @FlatEartherK1tt: knocked over a grater full of lemon zest and screamed “my zest!” really loud and dramatically.

RT @hwinkler4real: really good.

buddy I don’t want you anywhere near seniors.

RT @OrwellNGoode:

RT @perpetua: new Haim record is 10000% a Wowee Zowee and will eventually be the album the real Haim Heads will say is the best (and it is).

"can i be mean for a second" yes yes yes yes GOD yes.

ready for fall so I can play this on repeat.

i've been facilitating ESL classes this summer and it really shows you how stupid english is. i tried explaining to one student that insignificant means NOT significant but invaluable means VERY valuable and he was just like are you fucking kidding me.

RT @kissphoria: my friend is a teacher and he said the texas phone ban is working at his school although now he says the kids are all gambl….

RT @pants: