Veronica
@maenadea
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Snakes, ladders, stones, letters.
California
Joined June 2022
How to Introduce Your Kids to Classical Music (When You Don’t Know Much About It) Link below.
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Wikipedia needs me to know about penguin prostitution, which, I dunno, man, that seems pretty unlikely.
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10yo is watching a classic. I forgot how insanely cute the babies are.
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"She wants to be heard but it is not clear what she wants to say."
NEW: I wrote a profile of Kamala Harris at a pivot point. She wants to be heard but it is not clear what she wants to say. • Her 2028 thoughts • Her texts with Gavin • The $$ in her new PAC • The calls she's been making (Zohran etc) Lots more 🎁 —> https://t.co/iTg6BJTo4z
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Just remember: jumping on a bison and yelling “Yip yip!” won’t make it fly. You, however, will achieve immediate liftoff.
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STOLEN EMO VALOR!
The internet makes it seem like all of us were emos in the 2000s. The reality is only a handful of us were, and we got bullied endlessly by the hollister and pink wearing girls. Now they’re all preaching “elder emo” because they listened to blink 182 once from a movie soundtrack.
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There’s literally never been a Grandma LastName. It’s a cursed option. Everyone avoided it. I’d *never.*
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She can’t be Nana. She can’t be Nanny. Or, Mamaw. Or Grandma LastName.
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My Christmas gift? From the universe? Is calling on December 24th, and grilling my sister, 43, on what her grandmother name will be.
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10,000% true of all the Rankin Bass stuff your parents/grandparents loved.
@tallsnail These were made by japanese animators and are thus anime, sorry. Watch the credits
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unfortunately for my husband, I am once again firing up the janky cold war-era claymation christmas specials that shaped my psyche my children will inherit this burden
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I’ll send a mutual a Christmas card, if they DM me. The cards are cute this year.
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This goes for all of you.
@ghostcartoonist You could have hung out with my people in 1996, waiting to see Sepultura.
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