Jon Ryves
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Democratic Socialist 🌹 Metronomy 🎧 GoT-ASOIAF ⚔️ Tennis 🎾 I do medical law 🩻 he/him https://t.co/pRCY7SwE46
Joined July 2009
"A Court Of Thorns And Roses" are you fucking kidding me.
The ‘A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES’ series has been scrapped at Hulu and will not be moving forward. (Source: Deadline)
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They are saying it's the least AI generated fantasy series of all time .
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I have an extremely bold & original idea for a new novel. I call it "Jonaerya and the Serpentasaurus"
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Kevan Lannister in A Feast For Crows.
accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life.
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He's the funniest man in existence you could never make me hate him.
George R.R. Martin says if 'The Winds of Winter' isn't out by July 29, 2020, fans can imprison him. (via @GRRMspeaking |
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she's accurately described @generalquixote's kingdom at least .
I’m amused at how it gets really sinister when it reaches Scotland.
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@jowrotethis @StormofSpoilers My sweet angry boys need to work through their shit together whilst smashing up enemies
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will admit this part is pretty funny though. real Live Ron Jyves Reaction moment
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Alliser Thorne at Jon's corpse when he finds out he's actually a Targaryen
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"brandon sanderson's ADoS" making me wanna
@capybaroness we will see this in ~20 years when brandon sanderson's ADoS is released and there is renewed interest in the series.
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Me nodding along to this while also supporting Stark restoration
@tqwnw I am basic and like Daenerys but I don't want her to win because I don't like the implication of there being a family destined to rule.
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i wake up in the morning and i thank God i’m not theon greyjoy.
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He kinda ate this.
“I’ll match you son for son, and I’ll still have eighteen when yours are all dead.” .#WalderFrey #CatelynStark .#HouseFrey #HouseStark.
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how it felt to click Like on this tweet
the winds of winter is coming out this year. youre welcome.
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oh didn't realise he was the Sad Puppies dweeb, makes sense he's still got a chip on his shoulder then
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Boatpuncher Octocock when half his boys get sacrified to wipe out the Redwyne fleet
Every Theon chapter in Clash Of Kings introduces six of the coolest guys ever created for a book. He’ll be talking to his Uncle Harpoon-Hands Greyjoy and then be interrupted by his vassal Boatpuncher Octocock, who relays a report from the sellsword Sharkrider Hurricane.
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Westeros if Melisandre spoke Turkish instead of High Valyrian
@frankbumb Stannis with a Rogaine subscription would be putting up Reagan 84 numbers lbr.
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@artwithinpod With Hydrogen Bomb's delay Coughing Baby will now be able to play on IMAX screens.
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@fiendformojitos admittedly Nolan helicopter shit would probably be the sickest helicopter shit ever put to film.
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genuinely curious though at what blank checks Gilroy gets now he's likely done with SW. real opportunity to bring back the midbudget political thriller.
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@ansonmount @daininspace There is no "bandying about" of the term genocide, it is used as the Israeli state satisfies the intent criteria many times over. maybe educate yourself before dismissing 34,000+ deaths like this, cos these are not Star Trek values you are showing here.
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GRRM when that guy suggested it would be cooler if Jon chopped Janos's head off rather than hanging him from the Wall
@PoorQuentyn very funny that this pay-off was like suggested to George at a reading lol.
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This is a perfectly fine filmography for an actor under the age of 30????.
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Feast might actually just be the ultimate "accidentally became important at work" book. Jaime. Pycelle. Blackfish. Victarion. about half of Dorne now Oberyn is dead. bunch of assistant to the regional managers getting their lives ruined.
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Tywin: No sword is strong until it’s been tempered. The Stark boy is a child. No doubt he likes the sound of warhorns well enough, & the sight of his banners fluttering in the wind, but in the end it comes down to butcher’s work. I doubt he has the stomach for it. Robb: Ok boomer.
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marked with a what
EXCLUSIVE | Kate Middleton’s return to public life will be marked with a “big bang” return to the limelight on Easter Sunday, March 31, friends of the royals have told The Daily Beast.
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@fellawhomstdve he does actually enjoy playing Indy tbf. makes how much he hates Star Wars even funnier.
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rewatching s1 the other day did stir up that we do need a bigger pay-off for Tyrion's antics with the mountain clans in the books.
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Westeros took one look at this and was like "absolutely not"
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This is gonna be the twist btw
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No Jon don't let Bowen stay on as Chief Steward Edd is right there!! You're making the same mistake as Ned not putting your own man in charge!! JON!!!!!
Episode 226: A STORM OF SWORDS, JON XII: "To Be or Not to Be" ft. @heathen_king is available for everyone!.
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@DanSpenser [whispering to date while watching Scream when Scream first appears on the screen] That's Scream.
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@Srirachachau Dwayne's movie career if he realised he's born to play the hardass rather than the loveable one
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S6 making the Northern houses so reluctant to rise for the Starks for tension purposes makes me more angry than anything in S7 or 8 tbh. Completely undercuts the "Ned's legacy endures while Tywin's disintegrates" message of books 4&5 imo.
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I do feel for George I really do. Guy spends a decade plus slogging to get FeastDance published, only for dickheads like me to turn round & say stuff like "yeh but it could have done with 2 more Sansa chapters though".
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@ettingermentum "I would have won, but if I'd dropped out 3 months earlier Kamala would also have won"
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The walking answer to the "Are there no true knights among you?" line. maybe even more than the ancestor who spoke it.
Brienne spends Feast looking for a princess who's always in another castle, but she faces death on behalf of a gang of orphan peasants, because to a true knight their lives are worth just as much.
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"ASOIAF’s thesis is that cycles of vengeance are damaging to humanity". you're literally quoting a scene of Arya pulling back from the cycle of violence because it is damaging to her humanity.
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That's the only way you can have aura
Can you be bald and have aura ?.
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don't know if it's controversial but every time I reread the more I feel like Waymar Royce joining the Watch feels 100% like Early Installment Weirdness.
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biggest selling book of all time incoming if he does this.
wdym GRRM is not going to let Jon execute Stannis after he burns Shireen but keep his chopped head with him all the time to counsel him and be insufferable all through ADOS?.
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love the whole set-up of Sansa being named after a Stark who had her birthright stolen & then getting to be the first ruling lady of Winterfell .
Sansa Stark was set to inherit Winterfell after her grandfather, Lord Cregan, passed. However, the lordship of Winterfell instead went to Cregan’s second son, Jonnel Stark, Sansa’s uncle, whom she married.
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@lord_anarchy Imagining this happens and then Kang Dynasty is just this on a loop for 2 hours.
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Me starting to get "yeh Kevan what a good man" replies
Kevan Lannister in A Feast For Crows.
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@sepinwall (obviously massively for the best but having seen Frances Ha I also think she would have made a wonderful sitcom lead!).
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@MAGAmom93829201 @BrandyLJensen best wishes to you and the rest of the 93829202093432 family.
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Ned: Yes.Robert: No.Stannis: Absolutely fucking not.Tyrion: No?.Tywin: NO.Jaime: on special occasions.Theon: fuck off.Robb: No.Jon: duh.Tormund: double duh.Walder Frey: 💦.Thoros: hell yeh baby!!.Quentyn: Oh.
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@nedstcnnis "Can a man be fat and still have aura?"."That's the only way a man can have aura"
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*GRRM posts an entire chapter in Fire & Blood where the King's Landing smallfolk and religious figures rail against dragons as the death of the entire city*. "No, I can't think what this means. Absolute mystery".
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@ManuclearBomb not necessarily the funniest but they pandered to Pakula trash like me with this (also underrated as ever how good the show looks)
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welcome back A Time For Wolves.
TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species
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the "Finish the books George" & "FeastDance is the worst" venn diagram is a circle, right.
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@isaiah_kb grateful for the responses to this for reminding me to dredge up one of my all-time favourite threads on here.
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