I literally think everyone is right about everything I'm not joking.

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I didn't think you guys would like hearing me talk for this long.

RT @abcdentminded: I'm listening through his whole discography and i can't stop. I'm starting to actually like it

RT @abcdentminded: I WANNA DO THE DOG GOD REVERSAL WITH YOU.THE DOG GOD REVERSAL WITH YOU.RUFF RUFF AROOOOOOOF

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Trump and his cabinet are in the epstein files, it would be a strategic error to release them. Necessary maneuver. Trust the plan. #WWG1WGA.

RT @abcdentminded: What my nights are looking like

What my nights are looking like

Uh oh!

Replies are filling with a Zenonic blindness to the passage time. There Re no trajectories, no rates of change, no motion, just a series of static moments being pointed towards as images the eternal state of things.Hey wasn't that statistic a bit different last time you cited it?.

The American Century of Humiliation will be excruciating.

Any time I laugh or open my mouth around children they stare at me for 60 seconds before saying "you have sharp teeth!".

Stop replying with "it depends." I know, idiot. That's what 80% means.

It shouldn't be a default topping if you don't have the right batch of tomatoes to back it up."This is great but I think I'd like to dilute my bites with slightly tangy water".

Obviously bait but I'm going to say it.Tomato is a great addition in theory, kneecaps the burger 80% of the time.

Let those damn boys outta there or I'm gonna sit down

RT @LostMemeArchive: World of Warcraft Freakout — Wafflepwn (2009)

I'm finally riding the tractor. They're saying they've never seen a newbie drive this smooth. All is right in the world, day redeemed.

Find your inner zen, kemosabe. You can hear the ocean in this shell check it out 🐚.