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—yours till the rending of the rocks—

·𐑨𐑚𐑕𐑛𐑩𐑯𐑑𐑥𐑲𐑯𐑛𐑩𐑛
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abcdent
5 years
I literally think everyone is right about everything I'm not joking
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cLOUDDEAD is so damn good
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A lot being highlighted today
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Olfactory y2k aesthetics
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abcdent
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It's like a completely opaque shape with 0 negative space inside. Impossible to tell what the fuck is going on. It rotates in place through dark citruses, gumdrop sweetness, wet clumps of spices, and a steely coldness but they're just different facets of one massive alien object
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Okay now I see why this stuff is so divisive
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abcdent
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The main Epstein guy
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Andrew Lawrence
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congrats to maga on making the main epstein guy president
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Doctors love measuring how close something came to an artery or vital organ
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Carve israel from the earth
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The movie took place largely in bowling alleys and corn fields and had three minor Roger Rabbit-esque animated characters superimposed over the live footage
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Had a dream that a new Ari Aster movie about the fictionalized invention of polyester leaked (alternatively called The Zodiac, Zodiester, or Esterotica) and it was his best yet. At the end of the dream I committed adultery in VR and my entire bottom row of teeth fell out
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I've already convinced myself I'm going to die by the time the landing gears retract, anything after that ain't nothin but a peanut
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Emma Camp
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How do you people stay calm during airplane turbulence??? I'm over here fearing for my life, sweating bullets, cutting off circulation in my husband's hand, while everyone else is casually continuing to watch Pretty Little Liars on their ipad.
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Can't get enough of this stuff
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Ah nevermind, Epstein's estate and Darren Indyke probably just released Trump'e letter because they're good people
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There is really nothing to celebrate about the tide turning on the Trump/Epstein stuff. This is how narrative continuity is preserved after Trump's death and the Epstein scandal is brought to an effective "close" in the public consciousness, it's a controlled demolition
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Back to practice
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Amina got scared of it after I said that you can't let it touch aluminum
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Look at what I just sneezed out
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Flies be like "I wish I could have been regular on the wall for that"
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"He kept closing his hand shut in front of my face" is an underrated line
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Just golden posting right there
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