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oomf in chief. my tweets do not represent my views.
Joined December 2020
Earlier this month, a group of distinguished oomfs was summoned to participate in the 2nd ever oomf magazine album of the year selection committee. After a rigorous nomination and ranking process, the group selected the top albums of 2024.
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The first black winner of the award handing that same award to the first Asian winner while the first Ginger winner watches… that’s history.
here’s Halle Berry tearfully presenting Michelle Yeoh her Best Actress Oscar. they’re the only two women of color to win the award in 95 years
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I want Trump to lose for obvious existential reasons but mostly to see him turn on Elon Musk in 72 hours following the election.
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This is actually what I respect about her the most.
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The upper middle class yearns for public transit but without poor people.
BREAKING: $UBER is launching an NYC shuttle service to take people from Manhattan to LaGuardia Airport for $18. The details:.- Trips every 30 minutes.- Service to and from the airport.- Three pick up / drop off locations: Port Authority, Grand Central, and Penn Station
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New England, the crown jewel of this country, I will never take you for granted
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A Colombian evading taxes in Spain is just reparations… free the waka waka woman.
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Barber finished giving me my haircut and said “it’s crazy how a haircut can change a person”
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They’re having a bene gesserit off.
Nancy Pelosi working behind scenes to tank AOC's bid for top Democratic spot on House Oversight Committee — Punchbowl
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everybody say neigh ms carter.
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Americans after the CEO of the largest health insurance company in the country is shot dead in cold blood
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Snatched that Grammy from Celine like a purse on Canal Street omg.
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I don’t believe Doja is capable of processing even half of what goes through Azealia’s head on a daily basis and that’s no shade.
Don’t jump me. These the same people. Doja just lightskin
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Dua Lipa will date anyone who looks like they were alive during the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
Dua Lipa shares new photos with boyfriend, Romain Gavras, for her birthday.
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Film profile pic, Steve Lacy build, nose ring, 5’10”, hangs out in soho, shares spotify playlists, knows what tabis are… the flags were right there.
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How Channing Tatum got Beyoncé out of the house for this is one of modern history’s great mysteries.
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The NYPD is going to start profiling tall, dark, and handsome men with big noses now that the photo of the suspected gunman is out… if you fit the profile and feel unsafe you can seek refuge in my apartment ❤️.
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well some of us were in the ICU.
when the pussycat dolls tried to save pop music in 2020 but y’all wasn’t there
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Everyone’s upset but this is the pitchfork we need back in times like these… he should have done worse.
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The general public isn’t ready. This is her element.
She’s really undertaking the bitter work of mastering the performance of the main American musical genres and only has Rock left to showcase, the genre her voice was truly meant to grace.
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All hands on what?!
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They’re doing all that in Paris meanwhile the best Olympic Cauldron lighting of all time was just a bow, an arrow, and pure talent
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Me at 3:30am with the person hosting the NYE house party I’m about to attend as a plus one
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Sharing a release date with the Barbie movie is the best thing that could have happened to the Oppenheimer marketing team.
1 month until ‘BARBIE’ and ‘OPPENHEIMER’ release in theaters. Which will you watch first?. See what other movies are coming soon:
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All that fuss over Team Edward vs Team Jacob when the whole time they could have just been Team Emmett…
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She’s a real lover. I would do worse with her access 🤭.
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Never forget when the untrollable Azealia Banks ended Charlamagne
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Ok so Jessica Chastain is, like, the 12th ginger winner… it’s still all about ginger rights on this account!.
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It only took 3 days for New York to warm up to the benefits of congestion pricing after years of being propagandized by the dumbest and/or most self-serving political influencers in the state… we need to find ways to be louder than them if we wanna get things done quicker.
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He’s actually displaying levels of heterosexuality that are difficult for the average gay male brain to comprehend.
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Ideology ✅ .Education ✅.Smile ✅.Juicy pecs to use as pillows ✅.Dark luscious curly hair ✅.Detail oriented ✅.Sense of humor ✅.Stands on business ✅.
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Just learning that this was Caroline Polachek this whole time…
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Covid antibodies to the monkeypox and flu antibodies when Polio enters your body
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gays tweet shit like this and then are bad at the board games and can’t handle heated discussions when things get “too political” 😭.
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green was the color of the grass where I adjusted my wedgy in centennial park
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Open the schools!
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If you're not an active participant in BDSM or leather subcultures you should reflect upon your outsider status before sharing your takes on Folsom. Despite whatever propaganda you've internalized, being gay doesn't automatically give you membership to these subcultures.
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Can’t stop thinking about how Elastigirl could have had any body she wanted and she chose to be thick
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NEW: . 🇺🇸🇮🇱 Netanyahu: . "Charging me for crimes in Gaza is like charging George Bush for 9/11"
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Maybe it’s time to revisit some classics from the 90s
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Shawn Mendes pressing record after looking out of the windows of his Brooklyn pied a terre yesterday
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Theo James isn’t a “straight man,” he’s British. Hope that helps ❤️.
Adam Lambert criticises idea of Theo James playing George Michael in biopic:. “Yay another straight man playing a gay icon. 🙄”
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@mxniquejade_ Statements like these are always self fulling prophesies… with this mentality, you’ll likely end up being that 28 year old you fear dating.
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People think the government is using the monkeypox vax info to create a registry of gay people… sweetie you’re on Grindr, Scruff, AND Sniffies you do not have to worry about your name ending up on a list of f words.
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What if I told you Bionic was too ahead of its time for certain people.
woah why have I never heard this c*nty bop before from xtina…
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Resurfacing for no particular reason other than the fact that I needed the specific type of chuckle only this video can provide
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Kelela was so ahead of the curve with Raven it will take us years to fully understand how right she was with that record.
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I’m absolutely buzzing about this single. Twink pop is so back.
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Designer Nigel Xavier is someone who is so important to me right now
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