caesararum, BS, DOGS
@caesararum
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Dropped Out of Grad School (DOGS) // assume replies are "yes, and" // maybe we could try writing good software? // we are going to win
New York, USA
Joined May 2009
shouldn't be too hard; this is the energy i already bring to the timeline
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workshopping some slogans LibreOffice: "the choice of people who don't care about quality" LibreOffice: "for when you have no money and google banned you for life" LibreOffice: "better than doing layouts using an xacto knife"
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> great software comes back with a list of the software with the sharpest corners in the universe could you imagine LibreMentava (brought to you by the people who brought you GIMP)
@KenneyNL @MentavaInc because it's expensive to create great software
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"i was at the market in Baghdad, and i saw Death. Death startled and said 'I have an appointment with you tomorrow in Samarra!' 'well,' i replied, 'that is a long trip to make by yourself. perhaps we should travel together? it will make the miles pass easier.' "
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Thereâs 9000+ marketing tools. None of them get responses like this. B2B marketers are increasing their advertising ROI, saving serious time, and driving more revenue with Metadata ABM Platform. All without hiring more people or an agency.
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law requiring all benefits be continuous functions "as someone who earns $500,000, i get 17 cents in food stamps per year"
itâs crazy to me that âtax cliff where if you make $1 more you get slapped with a huge tax on all prior income, not just the marginal dollarâ is so obviously stupid every Econ 101 student gets it and yet governments create those every single day
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we were running out of IPv4 addresses, so we had to
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why did someone give Claude a southern accent is there money in letting the robot speak for you?
@CoffeeNGrit The whole lift is a code-busting clown show. That four-by-six girder is stretching 20 sticksâway past the book for #2 DF under 40 psf roof juice. Itâs begging to fold at mid-span the minute the ply lands. Joists are double-tens or double-twelves hung on 48-inch centersâdouble the
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Your thoughts can wage war against your peace. But when you resist the devil and rest in the Lord, even your memories start to heal. Rest is not an escapeâitâs spiritual warfare won through peace.
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train themed conveyor belt sushi where there's multiple tracks and an arrivals board "the salmon express, now arriving on track 1... all aboard... the unagi local will arrive on track 3 in ... 2 ... minutes"
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This is your reminder that the Chinese gov't intentionally manipulates the TikTok algo in order to poison minds and tear the social fabric
There's a lady on tiktok calling churches saying she needs help buying formula for her baby just to see if they will actually help their communities. She's called 20+ places and so far only a mosque and a tiny little church in Appalachia have offered to help.
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the union of my comments and the OP's: - pedants: "but what about uppercase letters? what about other alphabets? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS" - idiots: "i don't get it" - people who don't get jokes/satire for all of you: THE ONION WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU. YOU ARE THE 10%.
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ultimately something about feeling smart and engaging with a particular type of speculation about life feels essential to its popularity. i forget who said it, but a modern author said something like âany sufficiently advanced science fiction is indistinguishable from theologyâ.
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9-12: stare into the abyss 12-1: break for lunch 1-5: the abyss stares back then: dinner with friends, bath time with the kids, nightcap, light reading
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"pfsssh my girlfriend totally exists she just lives in âanada"
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