Brizz-Chan (Mr drive)
@billybrizzle420
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the last chaotic neutral I priv: @brizzlepriv | $brizzle421 / IG: thebrizzlegram
Philadelphia, PA
Joined November 2021
I'm back at my apartment, really enjoyed staying with my parents My mom the entire time was like: "move back in. Look for a new job, pursue your passions we'll house and feed you" and my dad would stare at her like this
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Women see you do stuff like this and cross you off their list forever because it's clear you'll mock them when they're at their most vulnerable. You don't know how to love at all, only consume, and that's part of why you're still alone
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Im not proud of myself but this girl thinks im a practicing jew
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If I got sent to prison id be like "hey everybody, we all gotta do this time together we might as well be friends :) why don't we all go around the room and share an interesting fact about ourselves?." Then id get stabbed 15 times
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Men should be working 80 hour weeks of manual labor in grueling conditions. No unions. No OSHA. Just pure testosterone and work ethic. Our bodies and minds belong to the company. Not me though, I make social media content.
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When I was real real fucked up, I worked. I'd get off work and do side work, something about doing something, smashing something, fixing something building something, soothes something in my head I can get lost in a project or a task when my heads a dangerous place
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Some men only feel okay when theyre being useful
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Doing the Haka during the capital expense meeting after my proposal got denied
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The richest man on the earth wanted to stalk his ex wife and now the block button is basically worthless
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I was in bad shape when I moved here Then I got worse Then I got better
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I know im moving on to something better and more comfortable but a part of me is gonna miss this little efficiency attic apartment Im a completely different person moving out than I was moving in. It wasn't much but for five years its been home
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The lion does not concern himself with why all the rap music in his playlist is written by white dudes about their heroin addictions
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the concept of federal agents raiding DIY venues in search of antifa supersoldiers and getting stuck listening to a 90 min one man grindcore set by a guy who hasn't turned his instruments since the Obama administration
Someone Infiltrated Antifa HQ. I didn’t realize you could do that to “just an idea”.
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Do not take 7OH do not eat anything from the gas station called DROXY etc. this is not a test I repeat do not eat anything from the gas station that sounds like pill names.
*talking to sharks at shark tank* it’s called Kratom. It’s not pills, it’s dirt. And you can buy it at the vape store. Take three that’s an adderall. Take 15 *pause for dramatic effect* that’s a perky brothers and sisters Mark Cuban: what does it taste like ? Me: Dog Ashes
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@billybrizzle420 It's all about the 3 Ds of management. Decide Delegate Disappear
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"I like working with you bill you teach me stuff we should do this more" Fuck
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Its friday after lunch and I worked with a well meaning but room temperature iq laborer all week so I think its a good time to lock the tower door so I can catch up on some paperwork
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"AI is coming for your jobs" I'd like to see AI take a 30 min poop right after clocking in
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