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all of my tweets are work of fiction. names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. any resemblance to actual persons,living or dead,or actual events is purely coincidental
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when she sends you a designer bag link in the middle of your 12 hour shift
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this PR run is crazy. we need to throw a baddie at him and see how he reacts
Jude Bellingham put his jacket on the kid to keep him warm 🤍
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“like i was saying Frosted Flakes is just one of my careers .. the real money comes from african blankets”
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this is a zimbabwean man
Please stop saying Black Americans and Africans look alike. These mfs got bowling ball heads.
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“She Fixed You” 💀
Empire really might be the most outrageous show to air on tv in the last 10 years. Too many moments that were just insane.
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i was out today with a girl from Notts and she jus spat out her chewing gum & volleyed it ???????? she’s never seeing me again
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i seen this one persons spotify wrapped it was straight amapiano what kind of life is that
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the funniest convo on twitter was when you lot said you won’t feed the photographers at ur wedding😭😭😭😭😭😭who do u think u are
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diddy got wit cassie when she was 19, did u ask him ?
#safe
To all you guys who like to date women significantly younger than you - ask yourself why?Like actually have that uncomfortable conversation with yourself. And if you’re honest with yourself it’s rooted in manipulation- however you want to spin it. It will always come back to that
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the ick she receives when you tell her “please babe wait for month end” <<<<<<
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this is as Drill as it gets. my eardrums when i first heard this in 019 >>>>>>>
What is a Drill track that you believe is created perfectly?
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“i got verified n*ggas in my DMs” and the whole time it’s just osowxvyy
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still in disbelief that the car market has crashed. i’m on auto trader looking at A6’s going for 10K loooool
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duality of the arsenal fan
People always talk about French Snapchat…. UK Snapchat is just as funny
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my cousin doing well for himself so i thought yhhh im gonna network wit him see if he has any moves there but nah we been riding round in his range rover for an hour all he talks about is the bbl tings he’s flown out to dubai or barebacked in the midlands kmt
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them man that keep tabs on girls they used to talk to are hella weird. are you a scout ? move on man
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make sure you have someone’s baby mum on snap. their stories are hilarious when the guy ain’t looking after the yute lol
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mandem need to stop asking me if i think their lady is nice. if she’s leng to you and makes you happy then forget what anyone thinks what the hell
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me and the mandem deciding if we should buy Suya, Oxtail or Hennessy to attract the baddies before going inside
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Sancho has more career G/A than Foden, Mount & Saka combined🌟The Star Boy
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miss the times when the ends used to be jus like this. everyone lived in ends, jus a knock away and jus do vibes on the block 🤣
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i can’t wait to have a son and hypnotize him into falling in love wit football and then walking out on him when he gets to secondary school to instill that anger and dog in him only to return when he gets scouted by a big club.
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new york has spider-man
man
los angeles has ant man
arizona has deadpool
who does london have ?
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well this blew up in my sleep. i have nothing to promote tho so follow me cos it’s Black History month😂🤞🏾
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all u did was make cake why u got latex on like ur bagging up a 9 ?
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then the next episode😭😭😭😭😭
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love me a single mum
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spoof generals
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Might not score a lot of goals but his goal catalogue is brazy
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Instagram, WhatsApp & Facebook being down reminds me of how I wasn’t down for you. Instead of texting other people on them three apps i should’ve been giving you three things; my heart, my attention & my love. Tell your ma i said hey, you don’t have to reply to this
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tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex on some fuck everyone else type shit
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walking around listening to porn in my airpods so my d print stays visible in my grey tracky all summer
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all these summer day motives are 21+ 💀 safe man this is too moist
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Ja Morant is the closest person to ever reach Derrick Rose levels. almost like a regen & even having a MVP worthy szn at the same age
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i remember saying “that’s a neck” in secondary school was my go to. nuff times people say stupid things and think they can get away with it. i was giving necks to so many man
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i jus removed a girl on snapchat for posting “Free yard whos rolling” on main story.
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“i’m celibate” = ‘i deleted all the men on my Snapchat cos i’m on a Godly path’
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i want to know who in the studio did the adlib at 1:20 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😭
RAPPER STARDOM HAS BEEN CONVICTED AND FOUND OUT TO BE THE KINGPIN BEHIND A MASSIVE COUNTRY LINES HEROINE & COCAINE SUPPLY FROM BIRMINGHAM TO SCOTLAND🤯
Media have dubbed him as “THE REAL LIFE TOP BOY” (a little racist). His lyrics could be used against him in sentancing😭
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Crystal Palace scouting Black players wit Dreads in the transfer window
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dont they know upti get worksy ? we getting that land back by all means
I think it’s time to send all the diaspora kids back home and fight for our sea. We goin start with all the ones who have podcast and the rappers.
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london gyal stocks crashing like crazy🥳🥳🔥🔥🔥
Every Br*t*sh girl I’ve met irl has been a hater ngl lmao and they be really showing out on twitter. I think it’s something wrong with them fr
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WE ARE LOSING RECIPES🫠
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if u wish my girl happy birthday & she answers with anything other than “Thanks”, let me know so we can sort out this players transfer
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5 year old me tryna watch Ben 10 then my dad forcing me to watch Gaddafi be hunted & assassinated in the streets of Libya
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@ayaaxyzzx
“😭😭😭🤷🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️” gerrroutta here man😭ik you wanna be involved in the convo sit this one out
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oh no the americans have found it… i’m talking about football !
i meant transfer* market. i’ve learned not to abbreviate everything 👍🏻
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fred gonna be abused in that midfield😭😭😭😭the only one with legs for a full 90
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equivalent
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i’m from london where guys start their sentences with “nah…” but will still agree with you during that sentence
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The american accent nigerians download KILLS me 😂😂😂
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watched this shi every december 25 & every time i still wanna bang this yute in the face
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north west london has the most beautiful women in london and it’s not up for debate
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this is the best i can do
Lmaoooo bro u niggas telling me if u seen a nigga pick up a brick to hit a lady with u not gon at the very least tell him to relax?? Can we be serious
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“lowe it bro i know u got money on ur finger”
“on my life i don’t, jus walk behind me and shove the panini in my bag”
If you went secondary school in England you have to remember these top up machines 😭😭😭
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I don’t understand why I’m not invited anywhere by my so called ‘friends’. It’s happened loads in the past and I’ve ignored it. It’s not like I’m hard to contact? I’ve spoken to some even the previous day and then I’m seeing snaps of everyone out but me? No invite? No nothing?
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people moving slow in the qts. do the maths. it’s not any less heartbreaking it jus makes it closer to home for her. be for real.
same wit somalis & shukri abdi
same wit nigerians & damilola taylor
the sympathy in this tweet isn’t tribal or xenophobic. it hurts more when it’s urs
The Croydon girl who passed was Ghanaian. Bro my heart is breaking.
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trust me, it’s for his (and my) benefit. i will be in the shadows making sure everything aligns in his life. i’ll even indirectly direct him to get dreads so he can be scouted for Crystal Palace if needs be. some will call me a sociopath, some will call me a genius.
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they’re called “baddies” and not “goodies” for a reason. guy will learn the hard way.
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