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When flatscreen tvs came out this cost $3000 and was the most pimp shit you could have in your house
my dad recently moved and the people who previously owned the house left this tv and every time i look at it i laugh
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what does it even mean when a man says “i got alot going on”?
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You are a superstitious person
I am not a superstitious person but it seems a bad idea at best to brand yourself with the sigil of one of the most powerful demons in hell
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Your guys’ brains are absolute goo
you have to be so deep in the trenches of the internet to fully appreciate this glass jars rolling down stairs as succession characters
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Simulated bohemianism like this I think is less honest and introspective than just just leaning into your Ivy League education and becoming a Murray Hill Finance bro
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Wikipedia is legitimately the last non shitty website. They deserve every penny
holy fuck is Wikipedia one massive grift
this are the salaries of executives at Wikimedia in 2021. Mind you, it's about doubled since, but they don't publish breakdowns
They have enough cash to operate wikipedia for more than 100 years according to the public IRS filings.
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I’m fucking my bully ... it’s called my freaking wife of 12 years
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The two types of jobs are emails or farm. All jobs fall into these two categories.
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The most essentially male activity is eating some bullshit at your kitchen counter standing up.
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Mrs spice do you ever think you could learn to love a financial analyst
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This is English Bon Appetit
kinda fucked up that english doesn’t have an equivalent to bon appétit, sahten, buen provecho, etc???
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Smoking on that shit that made the Roanoke colony disappear
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Every TinTin book
If AI is bad then why does this picture of Bobby Hill having a tea ceremony with nomads in the desert go so hard?
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If you suck on 6 racist’s toes and your teacher is trans nonbinary, how many genders will there be after decolonization?
Average lesson in public school
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You ever see a room and just know the person doesn’t have an Xbox
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Covid vaccine?
TERRIFYING CRASH - Driver dies after her car goes flying and hits house
MORE HERE:
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I don’t think this is bad but I also understand why punk emerged as a reaction to this sort of thing.
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July 2020???????????????????????
3 years ago the world was a better place...
Agree or disagree?
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You’re right you should be able to select one of 83 different Marxist tendencies
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One of the least funny and interesting bits of all time. If you think this shit goes hard at all unfollow me.
No, the government didn’t massacre billions of birds and replace them with drones. The Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy is pure parody, meant to mirror the absurdity of conspiracy theories that have taken flight across the country, says founder Peter McIndoe
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People are I think probably too casual about suggesting doing a genocide of 2 million people
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Can’t even begin to imagine where he goes with this
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Not only am I imagining a progressive dude driving a logging truck I’m rotating him in my brain
I guarantee the guy driving this truck is conservative. Imagine a progressive dude driving a logging truck, you can’t
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This was probably the most pissed off I’ve ever been at a reply
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Feels infinitely more humane than posting about your grandma suffering through a terminal illness
Y’all there is an Instagram influencer making cutesy videos about her grandma choosing MAiD (assisted suicide). I might throw my phone out the window.
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“I’m not a superstitious person but demons are real” come on
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You honestly have to be such a loser to do this
JUST IN: good Samaritan attempts to stop thieves at TJ Maxx in California..
JOE’S AMERICA..
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Ok go live in Carmel Indiana I literally do not give a shit
Carmel, IN has had the same Republican mayor for 27 years: James Brainard
Under his reign, the population has quadrupled, he replaced all the stoplights with roundabouts, and built a classical downtown out of stone and brick
Cue the cope from NYcels and SF hostages
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I do think it’s funny how they all have their cups
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People so reflexively want rich people to have bad taste that they can’t admit there’s some good shit in here
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This doesn’t make more sense at all actually
That wild TikTok live performer vid makes so much more sense when you see the pricing of the gifts.
“GangGang” and “Ice Cream” are the cheapest (1 coin) while “Hat and moustache” break the bank (99 coins).
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The obvious way to make left politics appeal to people is to tell them everything they enjoy (lawns, sports, eating out etc.) is bad and that they are bad for liking those things.
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The point of BLM was to get a meeting with Joe Biden
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Ravers love to do this. Literally no one is scandalized that you listen to EDM
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Not exactly throwing that 115 around
RFK Jr. is probably the most jacked presidential candidate we’ve ever had.
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Charlotte is easily one of the worst people in the world.
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Songs from the 50s will be called like “my sugar pie baby” but they’re all actually about getting the sloppiest top imaginable in the back of a Buick Skylark
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At the west elm outlet buying shit you find in a mages lair in Skyrim
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Not even in my top 100 eye-opening depictions of how we let cars dominate our streets.
What’s your favourite eye-opening depiction of how we let cars dominate our streets?
Here’s mine:
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My hair normally vs my hair when I get my shit sucked right
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Be normal
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Man this shit fucking sucks
this is how people would text during the renaissance era
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I’ve never not once seen something actually useful be 3d printed
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They should show this to the bears
FOOTBALL EXPLAINER FOR THOSE CONFUSED
you have 4 tries (downs) to go 10 yards, if you do you keep the ball and the cycle repeats, and if you don’t the other team gets it
you can score touchdowns for 6 points or kick a field goal for 3
thats basically all you need to know
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TFW you write a success win thread about doing an illegal securities offering. VC guys are so awesome
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This is my minds eye when I’m recalling all the people I’ve fucked
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No fucking idea what this means. You could hold a gun to my head and I wouldn’t even know where to start.
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Something about putting a pizza on your bed pillow deeply sickens me
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This is so funny. Like yeah most shit is near roads.
A more accurate map of Russian invasion of Ukraine. Russian military forces are mostly moving along roads, not controlling larger areas.
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Remember when that chick on here married that super old guy. That was such a fun day on here
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This one looks comically poisonous
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#UPDATE
: New footage of truck carrying nitric acid a hazardous material overturned on I-10 in Tucson, Arizona, people warned to shelter in place for yellow smoke can be seen 1/2 miles away
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Insanely funny to close your business rather than increase the pay in your job posting
Dale's Diner in Waterville, Ohio, closed last week. More customers than anytime in its 10-year history. The problem? No applicants for its many job openings.
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Leftists be like it’s more fun to read theory than do this
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