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@thechosenberg
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I am the false character that follows the name around
Joined February 2019
Guy who invented math: “I’m telling you, this is gonna do numbers”.
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Go to hell
anne hathaway is mid and im tired of pretending she isn’t.
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>wife yells at husband for lego obsession .>now he’s pulling away, ghost of former self
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Crazy story: guy kills himself and his heart goes to another guy, the second guy writes to the family, eventually marries the widow of the first guy, and then also kills himself
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What was he actually trying to say here why were they trying to stop him
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Bro is psychotic and I would worry for my child if I were her
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Should be illegal to sell smoking devices clearly designed with children in mind
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How Japan sees the two US political parties, from recent issue of a Tokyo newspaper
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Even when in power conservatives fantasize about not being in power.
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Modern retelling of Cinderella where a 5’6 guy gets to be 6’4 for one Hinge date but turns short at midnight.
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As I have said before, because it shows you truly love them
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Wife makes him a PB & J sandwich every day for work but sometimes says she made it with hate 🥺
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There should be an extra penalty for when you steal from your children
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My sister is a Middle School teacher in Queens. Look at what she confiscated from one of her students as they tried passing it to the person next to them.
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He will not see the kingdom of heaven. He does not know love or deserve it.
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Imagine later in life seeing this post from your Dad, would kill me
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How much you wanna bet she *specifically* said not to do this exact thing
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You don’t need to be cool to find love. You just need to find someone as much of a loser as you are.
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Went to Dunkin in Europe and they had this warning at the counter
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is there a specific post that you still think about.
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POV: You’re in Canada paying for your suicide and the doctor turns around the iPad for a tip
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People have really forgot how to be hosts it’s all so transactional
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When your friend gets engaged it’s important to make sure everyone knows you have a bigger ring
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Favorite bit of history is how Vampire Weekend just used this picture without asking and she sued
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>gf bathes him.> “I might marry her”.>All men want is a mommy
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please be patient with me i’m a bad person.
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Don’t date an artsy type and then get annoyed when they don’t contribute financially
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