dmitri
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whatever
i’ve never understood people that are obsessed with music videos.
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oh my god lol
Stumbled upon r/frugal. I thought it would be cool tips and tricks for saving money, but it's actually just a forum for mental illness.
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u know what i HATE? i hate DOCUMENTARIES THAT ARE FREELY AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE!!!! it would make me REALLY MAD if people posted their favourites in the replies.
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notice how it does NOT include ozempic or poppers. do your research
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"internal bleeding" you idiot. that's exactly where the blood is supposed to be.
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this is just every st4t couple.
The couple you can’t believe is together stops by the Update desk!
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i've been informed this is a joke from br**klyn 99 so i will be taking my own life presently!.
"internal bleeding" you idiot. that's exactly where the blood is supposed to be.
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i dont know how to explain this type of comedy in any way other than "millennial humour for early-twenties zoomers"
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if you're a trans man you NEED to be chefmaxxing. you need to be sharpening knives and carrying sacks of potatoes over your shoulder and blowtorching shit and chopping things really fast and yelling at people and smoking by the dumpsters.
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@jessica4nh when i was 6 i tried to limit the amount of breaths i took in a day bc i heard someone on tv say "save your breath".
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do you ever see someone's opinion and say to yourself "i'm not going to get mad, they're clearly a child" and then you check their bio and they're older than you.
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A message for all tboys: You might have heard that darker eyebrows make you look more masculine. This is true. You might therefore be tempted to dye your own eyebrows. This is the devil trying to deceive you.
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i don't care for the way you all abandoned jerma for that bald freak.
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im really rooting for this fictional couple. they seem so happy.
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sorry i tried SO HARD not to post this but i just couldn't do it. i couldn't do it
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some of you queers are very afraid to be in community with icky scary cis gay men and it's not at all progressive like you seem to think.
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we need more transmasc gadabouts, more dandies, men-about-town, boulevardiers, aesthetes, sophisticates, cosmopolitans, metrosexuals, decadents, etc.
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Autism and ADHD Gift Guide
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i like how the incorrect use of a family tree here has created the implication that musk asexually reproduced to create grimes.
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@EARTHGHOSTPURRP is there a reason they need to be that heavy tho. like u cld knock someone out with one clock round the head with a hitachi.
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jingling keys.
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this is worse than i remember
You'll notice no one ever brings up "Congratulations" anymore lol.
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@shreeemer i had to meow espresso by sabrina carpenter at her to distract her from her panic attack.
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@kimchicel im ngl i dont have an opinion abt whether op is right or wrong but like. i thought it was common advice that when you put your art out into the world you lose control over it? there are 436 million people on this website who can and will say whatever they want about ur art.
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when i was 12 my parents took me to sweden and i was so excited i might see pewdiepie that i threw up.
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you cant get addicted to weed its a plant it doesnt have addiction chemicals its natural bro you cant get addicted dont even worry and its healthier than cigarettes and im not addicted man i smoke every day because it helps me sleep and i cant sleep without it but im not addicted.
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@stevenfilms1998 i also feel like if you as a queer person make art that has nothing to do with your queerness people will still try to find that reading in it lol.
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@reputedlesbian i am not coming to their house and breaking all their pencils they can draw what they like and ignore my opinion lol.
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queers have got to stop shaming straights for their unfunny & unoriginal dating app bios because this is, without exaggeration, the fifth reference to raccoons & adhd i have seen on hinge today
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*checks notes*.note: remember to say something unfunny.me: givingggg schadenfreude.
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@gracecthdralprk the real answer here is that no one should be buying communist pins from anywhere because they are cringe.
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i do appreciate how maia commits to being a cartoon villain by wearing the exact same outfit in every post.
Neither my bow tie collection, nor my previous ‘male gender identity’ will be used to determine the my sex when I die. My skeleton, however- will.
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@_pem_pem why cant you just be lazy. why assume laziness is a bad thing and therefore must be a misdiagnosis. maybe we should all start identifying as lazy.
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does anyone in america have a real job or is it all just this now
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oxford students will describe a perfectly normal university experience like it's some esoteric tradition.
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idk if I'm on a watch list, fatphobia is a real issue but not a very important one rn compared to other things which fatphobia itself is often caused by, and it would be okay for a based government to torture certain individuals
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wehhh i wan headpats n stuff im jus a pupy jus a sweet lil puppyy.
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how are u a they/them and dont know the difference between there their and they're.
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i've been informed this is a joke from br**klyn 99 so i will be taking my own life presently!.
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if u get top surgery and then go on estrogen do they grow back.
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american vs correctly identifying a vegetable.
As good as the cooking cutscene looks. that's like a Quarter of a head of Lettuce dosed in honey with some shrimp.
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rating ways of announcing ur presence in the kitchen:. "behind" 8/10 classic."backs" 7/10 i say this."doors" 3/10 i'm not a door am i."corner" 9/10 under-utilised.[silence] 0/10 ive only yelled at a coworker once and it was for doing this.
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the pandemic killed gig behaviour and now crowdsurfing is dying. even at gigs where that would previously be expected, you get glared at and tweeted about scoldingly. of course nobody at the fucking dare is going to know what to do in this situation.
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@nyorozos if u put a gun to my head and told me to recite one (1) gorillaz line i would be dead but if u asked me to recite the flimsy steve tweet i'm living to see another day.
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