I don’t think the neo trad girls online are as tough as our grandmothers were just gonna say it. Like they don’t want men to go back to war. They couldn’t handle the fallout. My grandma used to fight my grandpa like a grown man. From the stories she had a pretty good record too

“Men used to go to war” yeah and then we came back home and beat everyone within a 10 mile radius so badly that the DSM-I was invented. Just fresh off the boat choke slamming our whole families to the point that crippling OCD became a thing. Wonder what new ones we’re making now

when it comes to being miserable I think its worth finding balance between the ways of our fathers (go to garage and break something that already worked) and modern therapy. if I could have a shrink come to the house while I voided the warranty on my car I think I could be happy

Getting a text from your friend at 3 am On a Tuesday “I think I’m happy man” gotta throw your shirt on backwards and race over to his house to make sure he doesn’t do it

The big money get is finding a way to combine casual viewing (future of streaming) with ads. So finding a way to play the ad on your phone instead of on the tv while you watch Your Show. You can’t close out of the ad on your phone. You can pay your mobile provider more to skip.

Just fat as fuck round boy in some stiff Walmart blue denim jeans smacking the tetherball alone I used to be so big and strong I used to know my right from wrong I used to never be afraid I used to be somebody.

My dad showed me pretty hate machine when I was like 10 I would be on the monkey bars and slide mad as fuck at only 5 years worth of memories replaying “My head is filled with disease My skin is begging you please I’m on my hands and knees I want so much to believe” In my head

He sucks like the real thing. He fucks like the real thing. My fake plastic Bub.

Who the fuck do you think taught shock and awe to Zetas/NJ. Who protects their routes and ensures they don’t get bothered too much by militant natives in and around Chiapas. That’s us! We love cocaine/heroin so much we sent GB an delta down there to make sure all goes smoothly

Zetas Sinaloas New Jalisco the flashy AK bedazzled “narco” are fictions written by American media same way that the Taliban “ran the heroin trade” when the exact oppose was true. We sold and trafficked and protected heroin dealers and pedophiles in the ME. We do the same in LatAm

“drug cartels are real you’re doing semantics” every “cartel” for the last 40 years in LatAm has either been a descendant of American drug trafficking or is tethered w the insatiable appetite Americans have for drugs. at best they are grey markets operated by 3 letter agencies

The plans I make still have you in them.

Drug Cartels Do Not Exist Part 726283746271

Pete looking increasingly yellow and puffy. Don looking like a god damn Peking Duck. Kash Patels pupils are pinpoints in every photo gakked on adderall. They really are speed running the 4th Reich.

Thanks for coming to show last night I don’t remember it Hope it was good

Tonight!

Whenever Dr Carl Hart wrote that book about addiction where he talks about doing a little bit of heroin and it’s okay I remember sending the link to some friends and being like ? You seen this and they immediately were like this does not apply to you do not purchase the book

Wrt to Netflix buying HBO I think genuinely the only hope is that the machine eats its own legs and crumbles under its own weight and then we all go back to the old formula for entertainment: 34 y/o black guy and a Jewish alcoholic in writers rooms cranking out gold forever

All the women in New York look like the lady from mirrors edge catalyst and all the guys look like Liam Gallagher when he had the Beatles haircut. Me personally I look like shit and I have really bad psoriasis and I stink to high heaven.

To get ahead of it: for new followers I dont have any Sami/Asian ancestry I am inbred white trash and I don’t think I have fetal alcohol syndrome but also my mom got pregnant at 15 so who knows what she was doing maybe she had a couple seagrams a couple seagrams never hurt nobody