jake rhodes
@jakebrodes
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lord I dont have to do a god damn thing but sit around and wait to die. drums for @drunkuncleatx the other guy from @pendejotime
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Detroit is starting to move quick. Chicago has a handful left. I love Chicago we always sell out fast in the Windy City. As for Milwaukee well you guys gotta start buying tickets. Come see me, @len0killer, @jtsmelly and our good buddy Max Shanker
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Idk how else to describe it but if you go to any screamo show or like new wave/ industrial revival band show there’s 5 guys there that look exactly like this. Swans or Saetia t shirt that should have been retired 10 years ago. 20 year old creative writing major girlfriend.
I have never seen a picture of 80-year-old author Dean Koontz before, but brooooo
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Ive never been in one. But just guessing here, if you’re preparing for a civil war I think you would probably need friends. You would probably need to do more and know more than bench press and Bible. And you probably wouldn’t run a sopranos fan account.
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Every day I see one of these guys post “you left wing homos have no idea what is coming” and then you go to their profile and the rest of their posts are about how they want to kill themselves. Or it’s Loli reposts. Or furry porn. Don’t think we should be worried.
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The Grabber???.
Freddy Fazbear, Chucky, The Grabber and M3GAN team up in a new Fanta commercial.
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Jacques going to bat for the idea of sausage being a type of meat was at first heresy to me and straight nonsense but then I thought about it sat on it and I get it. You go get BBQ and the guy asks what you want and you say brisket and sausage. In that sense it is a meat.
Free Ep. Thomas & Jake of Pendejo Time join us! Jacques gives us a rundown of some recent celeb news, Jake tells us about going to the Abbey and SUR, and we read through some submissions to the Ethicist. Plus we find out what it's like to do 1000mgs of THC then go to the dentist.
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RT @SSDERANGEMENTSS: Free Ep. Thomas & Jake of Pendejo Time join us! Jacques gives us a rundown of some recent celeb news, Jake tells us ab….
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new @SSDERANGEMENTSS episode. check it out.
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Podcast Episode · Seeking Derangements · 08/27/2025 · 1h 31m
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it seems the only thing you can count on these guys for is A) lying B) killing people based off bad intel C) selling drugs D) beating women or E) all of the above.
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this guy was part of exposing Tim Kennedy for being a liar/stealing SF valor. McPhee *allegedly* beat the brakes off his wife/ex girlfriend. some people wrote it off bc there is a general disdain in the SF community for the stories that come from "ol ladies and babymommas".
You may not be surprised to learn that John McPhee, a perennial fixture of the sloperator podcast circuit, had his SF tab pulled and was issued a rare GOMOR for "serious misconduct," lack of "personal integrity," and "poor moral character."
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RT @sethharpesq: You may not be surprised to learn that John McPhee, a perennial fixture of the sloperator podcast circuit, had his SF tab….
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Eric Adams: and one more thing. Mamdommy. Mothafucka. [glancing off camera at someone we cant see] how about you come down to Harlem and see about a real [live feed cuts, opens back up to new anti woke chilis commercial] our Southwest eggroll recipe is straight out of the orient.
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I have a mostly based on vibes theory that after the haze of nu metal gripped the country for about 10 years (a great decade) all men everywhere out of either shame or sadness had to pretend to be smart for like the next ten years. And so we got deerhunter anco grizzly bear etc.
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Sigur Ros guy: blemboreë… glingă gommmbre yorğie shmeeeeeelllũ…. Me in 2010 high off keyboard cleaner: hm. Sophisticated. Mysterious. Intelligemd. .
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NIN closer but sung by a boy with a severe learning disability . I want to drink juice.And pet animals .I want to go.Play with friends outside.I want to drink juice .And pet animals .My whole existence;.SpongeBob .You fed me .Corn on the Cob.
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Every day I become more convinced that we live in a world mostly dictated by the whims of an evangelical elite doing everything in their power to expedite a messianic return and a tech elite who for some reason want to build Computer Devil.
16 yr old Adam Raine hung himself in his closet & didn’t leave a note. His parents were dumbfounded until they logged into his ChatGPT and saw he’d discussed his prev attempts, “hanging safety”, nooses, and suicide ideating gothic Japanese lit w/ the LLM. We are so cooked 👀
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