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@realDonaldTrump
If you can't understand the right usage of their/they're/there you probably shouldn't be making foreign policy decisions. Start with a dictionary, work your way up.
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@unusual_whales
hey whales. the bot flagged these $TSLA 930C's a while back, and I picked them up instantly. Thank you for your service - and to anyone else - the monthly sub is worth it!!
#followtheflow
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@jam_croissant
@miskcares
At this point we should just make
@jam_croissant
head of global central banking
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@michaeljburry
Not entirely true, respectfully - a co's stock price is tied directly to their creditworthiness and ability to refinance debt; abusive/aggressive short selling practices can directly cripple a leveraged co despite that same leverage being used in valuation models.
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@googiesmama
@benCunn08101304
@AkivaMCohen
@LauraVanVleet
@nyc_oz
@hughhewitt
@realDonaldTrump
There is no "leftist hysteria". There is no party bias, no media conspiracy - Trump defended racists. Plain and simple. There's no spin here
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@Huntermoore
@AmandaBynes
I see she went "full Lohan" on us. You should never go "full Lohan".
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@grepmoney
@scottsantens
@Austen
it works perfectly - the model is currently active oppression from birth, unless you are lucky to be born into an upper-middle class or better family
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@not_devydev
@AR69AL
@Jengascoin
@venturetwins
@MixMaster9184
because you *cannot* divide by 0.
whether its 100/0 or 3,986,422/0 - the result is the same. Expressing it as "0" to children just learning basic arithemtic is sufficiently correct for the purposes of teaching basic math, & its pedantic douchery to take issue with that
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@CharlieMunger00
japan has something unique though - only the land is valuable. the existing home is typically demolished and a new one built.
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@AR69AL
@Jengascoin
@venturetwins
@MixMaster9184
you can just say "you can't divide by 0"
but saying the answer is 0, or null, is not technically wrong either, and is perfectly appropriate if you are just starting to teach division.
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@PeebsPoker
@NickTimiraos
i rented an ABNB for a trip to florida last year - talked to the owner of it, and he said he had bought 20 units (basically 2 family homes) in the area that he was only using to ABNB with a 90% occupancy rate. Nice little business... while it lasts.
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@zipcharlie
As a $PLTR holder of not an insignificant size, I love how Kramer credits a insta-spike AH to retail, and definitely not an algo, lol. Never even knew about the contract until this morning.
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@Sup3rTroll
@AllMyCoin
@icoverage_
@unusual_whales
akshually it was antifa disguised as MAGA disguised as hillary and hunter biden
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@ParikPatelCFA
@BillAckman
Bill Spackman is blowing through that March 2020 windfall pretty quick, apparently
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@WendyLynn9
@unusual_whales
The $NET 140C that expired last friday were flagged on whales at .38c a piece... and resulted in an 11,000+% gain. I'm still kicking myself for missing that one 😅
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@GerberKawasaki
lol, this will get laughed out of court. Should I start a class action lawsuit against
@GerberKawasaki
for promoting $BTC, $TSLA, $PENN, etc.? Are we going to sue the hedge funds for making billions on $GME? how about Dr. Burry?
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@spotgamma
i'd wager a guess that this means price movement is driven by low liquidity, and therefore lacks a bullish sentiment and prone to extreme volatility? Just a guess.
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@Berniedogg
@PaulSkallas
@Bosko__is_kill
@CinicalUser
someone call the twitter police,
@Berniedogg
just murdered
@PaulSkallas
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@IsaacWendt
@spotgamma
not hedge funds - dealers. And they aren't able to smoothly/dynamically hedge instantaneously- its chunky.
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@embryonsweater
@alltejuupptaget
@ihors3
that means that this ride keeps going as long as
1) longs do not sell their shares, and
2) the shorts continue to trade their position and NOT cover.
GME could end up at a Tesla val, and Ryan Cohen and co could be looking at competing with AMZN via acquisition overnight
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@TikTokInvestors
oy, vey. watched the whole thing. she's... uh... it's not quite wrong? It's some other word for wrong. It's like reading the blurb on a jacket of a book and then telling everyone you read the book cover to cover. It's just... not how any of that works.
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@randomrecruiter
@Jack_Raines
it's the equivalent of telling Bill Gates to "suck your dick". Yeah, cool, I'm sure everyone might agree, but it turns out that no one wants to hire the guy that told a very important person in the industry to fuck off
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@EntropyDenier
@TTuna402
@WendyRogersAZ
in a perfect world, yes, and we should start with you and this idiotic hot-take
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@GrahamStephan
Ah, chartcrimes/cherry picking at it's finest!
NVDA '99 - today: 16,770%
META '13 : 159%
NFLX '02 : 24,339%
TSLA '10 : 17,753%
Weighted, those four at inception obliterated Buffet and Munger.
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@HESaBSG
@MerruX
@litcapital
tsk tsk, sitting in cash is "exercising discretion to leverage a favorable interest rate environment"
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@JonRichTaino
@3YearLetterman
False news? this guy is a three year letterman, highly credible source. How many rings you got?
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@unusual_whales
"We've temporarily removed the sell button on $HOOD to protect our customers... i mean, because of liquidity issues... i mean, because we got a margin call... well, you see, when I was a young boy in Bulgaria..."
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@ihors3
keep it civil all. I think we'd definitely like a little more explanation of the calculation and why this could have happened.
I did suspect something like this happened Thursday, because honestly, prime opportunity for shorts to cover. Friday, however, was not.
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@GMEshortsqueeze
bahaha oh like Goldamn just "misplacing" more than 10% of it's trading data from Dec '20 to Jan '21? For a $2500 fine? Right, right...
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@gonzalezharry3
@williamlegate
@YannickMrCrypto
@BusterScher
@0xgaut
you can actually do the math pretty easily.
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Somewhere, Ben Carson is sitting and shaking his head, saying "If only they rushed the shooter."
#ParisAttacks
#BenCarson
#BenCarsonFacts
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@LiamApple2
@unusual_whales
the size of the purchase, the fact it was so OTM at the time, the premium paid - it was "fishy". TSLA fundamentals looked good, and they keep smashing earnings, so I took the plunge on someone knowing something ;)
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@MicahLangston_
@ChadAChavez
@TheMcKenziest
@SiNuTrmon
sucks, because being able to say, "oh you're from texas? the only thing that comes from texas is steers and queers" is such an epic burn and infuriating to the homophobes there
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@jimcramer
1) I think $GME is the market doing exactly what it's supposed to do - fair price discovery. When you have a price dislocated so seriously from fundamentals, or an assymetric buying opportunity comes along - voila. the market corrects. There might be some zero-sum hiccups....
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@Berniedogg
@PaulSkallas
@Bosko__is_kill
@CinicalUser
imagine being loudly wrong on the internet, then doubling down when you can easily google the right answer twitter is the greatest place on earth
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@42macroDDale
@WifeyAlpha
don't sleep on Darius
@42macroDDale
either - between him and wifey, TONS of useful insight!
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@texasrunnerDFW
@SilverRule9
@NickTimiraos
2bdrm/1b 1000sqft where I live in southern New Hampshire, landlords asking $2500/mo. That is not sustainable. That's basically an entire biweekly paycheck after tax for someone earning $90,000 a year. Not sustainable.
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@NWTallDad_2
@jondlcp
@unusual_whales
all you have to look at is asset price, wage, and home inflation over the last 30 years to realize how profoundly stupid "just have a budget and stick to it" is lol.
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@rechnen
@emilio__oilime
@MNateShyamalan
"i present to you my latest improvement: clogging up the stuff you asked for with random garbage people who stupidly pay for social media" - Elon, business genius
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@jam_croissant
@MarginCall4
@carlquintanilla
@NorthmanTrader
@CNBC
no offense, i'd actually rather you don't. Let's keep this one "unobserved", Cem ;)
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@notleavinglv
@BuzzPatterson
@POTUS
agree. the $90 resort fee i pay to my fentanyl dealer is egregious
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@babyinaheadlock
@ChrisCuomo
There was no borrowing allowed to buy Gamestop by this time, and before then the borrowing ability was gradually restricted. So either Robinhood is incompetent, or they are liars. My money is on both.
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@cryptonitewatch
@zerohedge
hey, we get the scraps. Fortunately, the scraps are lucrative enough as long as you don't get stupid, greedy, or too contrarian
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@jdstandifer
@unusual_whales
oh my losses are many and wide.. i've been trading options for 10 years. they are a baptism by fire, and there is truly no way to teach anyone without experiencing how quickly options can make you (and mostly lose you) money. I am profitable, because I am selectice, patient...
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@squawksquare
gonna be hilarious when he's forced to liquidate $TSLA stock to come up with the buyout funds. Woopsie!
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@BOOTSBIKESBREWS
@sindap
$595/hr for legal assistants... that opened my eyes too. how the hell is that justified? $4800/day for the secretary... what do we think? 10 hours for 8 billable?
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@3YearLetterman
why is this woman struggling with questions about being attracted to the same sex, children, and animals, is my question
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@WendyLynn9
@unusual_whales
Oh boy! Well - when you see something like "140C" or "135C" its shorthand. The number is the strike price, and C/P designates call or put
Try this - its long, but if you didnt understand my shorthand, definitely watch this video through - *several* times
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@michaeljburry
maybe they're trying to "boil the frog", so to speak, by small rate hikes, despite the velocity of them. Can't panic if everything just kinda drifts down...
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@bennpeifert
just read too much of that thread and now I'm actually not sure i understand cpi anymore, whether there was a change in it, and actually whether inflation even exists
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@BigJohnnyThree1
@Undead_JPow
@feelinghaver1
@jam_croissant
yup - repositioning of MM book - charm amplifying put decay (MM buys stock) and amplifying atm~ calls as they approach delta 1 (MM buys calls)
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@John_J_Ahearn
@Citrini7
man, and OKTA touts itself as a high end, boutique replacement for Microsoft AD services.
For reference, OKTA will charge about $120k/year, for 300 end users, to use their suite of "workforce identity cloud" authentication/source of truth suite of products.
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@SJ_Cap
@jam_croissant
depends what you're buying and what your selling ;) charm is good for bulls. ⏰️ is not a 🐻 friend
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@jam_croissant
can we just get you the blue check mark already? who do I need to twitter spam to get this done
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@choffstein
@therobotjames
@goodalexander
@HesamAslan
@GestaltU
*hits blunt*
...Man, a trade with risk in it, is like, risky, man...
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@unusual_whales
if that was even remotely true, he would have rugged the market and hiked 150bps immediately. he wants *poor* people to lose money while giving the rich time to get out - while fed govs hand out confusing messages to keep ppl bullish
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@unusual_whales
FWIW, the big boi's on the floor just slammed $BBIG at the close to the tune of $34M~ in premium... or a casual 5%~ of $BBIG's market cap. Deep itm too 🤢🤮
wonder what they know?
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@frotuss
@netcapgirl
@jsadinolfi
lol did you just hold up cartel operations as a victory for free markete lmfao
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@zarathustra5150
@HighyieldHarry
not to mention very, very likely illegal... unjust enrichment, conversion, breach of implied covenant of good faith and fair dealing, voidable contract... lol. taking a big risk admitting he's done it before. any attorneys want to pick through his prior sales? 🤣
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@GMEshortsqueeze
$CHWY worth $45B, playing in a $75B industry, generating $5B revenue whereas $GME is worth $2.5bb, generating $8B revenue, in a $200B industry. How?!?
$GME on par with $CHWY valuation is $645/share. I don't see how thats unreasonable in 2~ years.
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@BAPBrandi
@Carsten913
@carlquintanilla
@WSJ
my favorite is when people drop a comment that shows they definitely haven't read the article
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@chan_lambda
@atomicknuckled1
@wayofftheres
@Ford
yep...
*pulls belt up*
...thats capitalism for ya'
*spits into spitoon*
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@LianaNew62
@mrshu51
@ThrillKISW
@RepBoebert
a company absolutely has the right to silence you, lol. where are you even getting that from?
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@unusual_whales
🚨 🚨 BREAKING 🚨🚨
@PlainSite
has a monster short position on TSLA expiring Jan OPEX.*
*Fixed the headline for you ;)
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@jdcmedlock
@RodAlzmann
the year is 2029:
Michael Burry: Hi, i'd like to secure credit default swaps on several AA and BB rated tranches of Goldman's Pizza Loan Backed Securities, please
Goldman: This is wall street Mr Burry, if you offer us free dough, we're going to bake it
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@dampedspring
@TommygunCat
sounds like a potential setup for an october 13th style vanna/charm rally on the CPI bomb (or the 2/7 tuesday rally into close), no? we get a bad cpi print, market dumps, holds, then massive explosion into close?
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@NickTimiraos
this is significant, if credit scores were representative of anything meaningful (they aren't). It's the same pig, it just has better lipstick this time.
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@ttx_880
@JimJame74888138
there is acceptable limit on what the difference between the bid and ask can be, based on bid price. NYSE ARCA has effectively said you can exceed the normal limit by double. It's certainly more profitable for MM's, but usually means there is liquidity issues.
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@TomClark62341
@marburyjack
@POTUS
@YouTube
you mean kneecapped as much as it possibly could by the Republicans?
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@bostonfrankg
@TheStalwart
Or, you know, $250k, because that is the limit that was already decided.
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@Accountaneerr
@SquawkCNBC
@andrewrsorkin
I have 100 bananas. No other bananas exist. You have no bananas. You go ahead and borrow my 100 bananas to sell to someone else, hoping the bananas go down in value so you can buy back the bananas cheaper and return them to me.
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@GerberKawasaki
A CFO "resigning" from a company during a turnaround and takeover bid by an activist investor is almost certainly a good thing.
Especially a CFO that oversaw that kind of awful mismanagement of funds, to the point it took *two* activist investors to even begin to right the ship.
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@GordonGekko420
@bankingslut
ngl i know this is just a meme but why do i desperately want to hear the takes on this podcast from these three
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@baldridgecpa
@nope_its_lily
i think everyone should just start doing this and sending a CC'd snail mail letter to their state senators and reps
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@unusual_whales
the man isn't going to do a minute of jail time, and if he does, he's going to club fed and will be out in 5 years on good behaviour.
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@AdriadaCunha
@DataScienTurk
@jam_croissant
as a longtime follower of the 📖 of 🥐, a put squeeze is not the same as a short squeeze
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@PrinceVogel
@RodAlzmann
@Alethios3
headline: "person understands how to use new technology efficiently" - rather than "technological advacement is new Messiah"
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