Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮
@DevinCow
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after five long years, he’s still suing us. it’s expensive! if you can help, thank you! https://t.co/WZVbh1yDKs
Joined August 2017
Ok herd, gather round. If they try to replace RBG before the election, we take to the streets peacefully, yes? 🐮.
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So people are mass reporting me in protest that an account they like was shut down. I hope I’m here tomorrow, but if not I need you to know how much you’ve touched my heart 💗 America was always great and we are joining hands and taking her back 🐮💗.
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My aunt died this morning. She was a terrific auntie and RN. In her honor, please wear a mask. I’d love it if you carry a second mask and offer it to anyone who needs one. Tell them the Cow’s Auntie M sent you 💔🐮💔#MasksSaveLives #AuntieM.
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You were cheating on your second wife with the woman who is now your third wife even while impeaching Clinton for cheating on his wife. Show yourself out🐮.
No one should be confused by the current phony, one sided, partisan impeachment. I led a serious impeachment effort with a special counsel who said President Clinton was guilty on count fter count. Look at our rules for fairness and the lynch mob approach of Schiff and Pelosi.
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Guys, my laptop needs repair. Imma fly across the country and give it to a computer guy who’s visually impaired and can’t identify me. Then, I’ll leave it there and fly home. 🐮.
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Cheers to the law student who emailed me and sent a screen shot of her professor’s lecture on our lawsuit! We are in law school, herd! 💗🐮.
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Yet she can run a charity foundation in NY state and you can’t.
This is what Nancy Pelosi ripped up. A truly shameful move, even for her.
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@tedcruz @Jim_Jordan Why is a sitting United States Senator trying to arrange a fight between a congressman and an actor while constituents are dying in a pandemic?.
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For Pete’s sake, if reading my tweets is painful, don’t read them. I’m not part of a conspiracy-did not work for the Janz campaign. Maybe regular Americans just don’t like how elected representatives behave and use our first amendment rights to say so🐮
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Somebody needs to tell Paw-Paw that picking a fight with @chrissyteigen on twitter is like invading Russia in winter. It’s going to be painful, lengthy, and you’re going to spectacularly lose. 🐮#filthymouthedwife #PresidentPAB.
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I started this little account in order to use my first amendment right and duty to criticize a congressman I felt wasn’t doing his job properly. I think it’s also important to recognize when elected officials do act properly. Devin voted to remove confederate statues 🐮.
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Jim Jordan went to law school but never passed the Bar. 🐮.
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He’s canceling a visit to Denmark because they won’t let him buy Greenland. Let that sink in.
Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen’s comments, that she would have no interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland, I will be postponing our meeting scheduled in two weeks for another time. .
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Here’s some advice, Milk Dud. Stay off Twitter. Nobody is making you log into Twitter and read my tweets. Before you sued me, I had 900 followers. You created The Herd. Since you’re suing Twitter, staying off Twitter is just good manners. #FirstAmendment 🐮.
@DevinNunes @JanzAndrew @DevinCow Nunes has three demands in the letter: 1) That the @DevinCow account stop tweeting 2) that the author of the account retract tweets Nunes finds defamatory and issues a public apology to Nunes and his family and 3) that the account be deleted.
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Could everyone who is getting rid of their @GoyaFoods products please donate them to a food bank instead of throwing them away, please? 💗🐮.
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I’m feeling a little smug that he sued my little 900 follower account for calling him a treasonous cowpoke #CalledIt #TreasonousCowpoke #LevRemembers.
You have to watch this!!! Devin Nunes sued a twitter cow while committing ALL the crimes and lying to everyone!! He better be going to jail.
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Who wants to tell him?.
While @BarackObama is slashing the military, he is also negotiating with our sworn enemy the Taliban--who facilitated 9/11.
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My eyes are teary. Thank you for all of the support- jokes, stories, hugs, love- and for contributing to the legal defense fund. You took what was a scary situation and showed me the goodness of people, most people 💗🐮
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The Milk Dud is suing me! If Devin’s successful, the Voter Protection Project has pledged to fund our legal defense fund. If he's not, ALL the money will go to defeating Nunes in 2020. #protecttheherd
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Hay, friends. the spammers were at it again and mass reported my account. I’m back🐮 How is everyone ?.
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I was restricted due to mass reporting and am back🐮💗.
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Just a reminder that Jordan never passed the bar 🐮.
I never promoted an attorney who just yelled at witnesses, hostile or not . cc: Jim Jordan.
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It’s you. Nobody can stand you. 🐮.
Is it me or is Senator Harris hard to like?.
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Bring it, Milk Dud🐮.
"I'm serious. I'm coming to clean up all of the mess. So, if you're out there and you lied and you defamed, we're going to come after you." – @DevinNunes . Appearing with @seanhannity, Nunes says he's coming after liars and journalists over everything to do with collusion.
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Did you move the trees, too?.
Voter suppression and intimidation in motion. Mobile home with my sign on it was set on fire last night. No one was injured thankfully
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They got Parnas’ and Giuliani’s phone records, genius. YOU showed up because YOU were communicating with them. I’m getting tired of explaining all of this to you. 🐮 #LevDev #GrowUp.
Scalise: Schiff 'spying' on Nunes with call records @SteveScalise
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Memories 🎼🎤🎹 @DevinNunes 🐄.
BREAKING: Video of Devin Nunes defending protestors who yelled the "n-word" at US Rep John Lewis: "I think people have every right to say what they want. If they wanna smear someone, they can do it." Nunes is terrible. Dug up @TheDemCoalition. From 2010.
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So this is happening. Raise a hoof if you’re going 🐄.
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U.S. coal baron Robert Murray, a big donor to Trump’s campaign, has placed his company into bankruptcy
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Ask your dad🐮
What's the sex trafficking equivalent of "I didn't inhale?".
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So I need to be a student.🐄.
Super excited today that @realdonaldTrump is signing an executive order today to protect free speech rights for ALL students!. Great work by @TPUSA and @charliekirk11 who have been pushing this since the first time I met him years ago. A big momentous day! . #MAGA.
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No. No, we aren’t. We march, protest, campaign, volunteer, and laugh a little. That’s what the good people do. 🐄.
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So, Katie, France is like this whole other country.
.@KamalaHarris, will you condemn this?. America is at a crossroads. There are two very different paths. Craziness vs. common sense. We all know which road the most liberal presidential nominee in history would drive us down.
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Would it be weird if I wrote a children’s book about the First Amendment? I started one and I like it. I’m not interested in making a lot of money-just covering expenses. Would kids like a story told by a silly cow, or should I just print a few copies for our calves? Be honest🐮.
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You’re leaving? Was it something I said?🐮.
Jump Off Twitter And Into Parler For Tomorrow’s Free Speech Friday by @ProfMJCleveland
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First loss at home since 2015.
Such an amazing game & place!.
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A little less than four years ago, I started a tiny resistance parody account criticizing an elected member of our government, as is our right and duty. I never imagined it would grow to almost 800,000 followers. Thank you for restoring my faith in our country. Love you all💗🐮💗
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I talked to my attorney last night. The lawsuit can be expensive, but I’m determined to fight it. Devin should not be allowed to stop free speech. Can you please help me? Thank you 💗🐮
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It’s not ok to use the word “retards”. Ever. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk🐄.
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We’re gonna have a Black woman president. Rally around, please.
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Sure, Devin. CNN and the Daily Beast will back down, just like **checks notes** literally nobody else has, including a cow. 🐮#WeAreBetterThanThat #TreasonousCowpoke.
Devin Nunes says he thinks CNN and The Daily Beast will not show up to court but he will track them down and hold them accountable
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Please don’t use the Matt Gaetz adopted son/prior page/prior intern issue to make cracks about gay men. There’s plenty about Matt’s performance as a congressman and human being to criticize! Thank you💗🐮.
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Finally doing something you’re qualified to do 🐮.
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Lindsay Graham is terrible. Can we please stop with the Lady G name, though? Gay men aren’t terrible, and being gay isn’t an insult. See also: jokes about prison rape. Thank you 💗🐮.
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He’ll probably moo-ve it to another venue because he’s a cow-ard 🐄
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Who wants to tell her?.
Oh please. Our great-grandparents had the Great Depression and a war, and they didn’t seek socialism to save them. Instead they sought to save the world from socialism.
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It’s Moooller time 🐄.
Next batter up: SDNY.
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Knock it off. Now.
BREAKING: At a @BernieSanders rally in Iowa tonight, a leading Sanders’ surrogate @RashidaTlaib led the crowd in booing @HillaryClinton.
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Just a reminder that there is a legal fund for @NunesAlt and I. Any remaining funds will go to the Democrat who runs against Milk Dud🐮#FirstAmendment
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Fine @LindseyGrahamSC 🐮 I’m the whistleblower🐮.
Lindsey Graham says he will not accept a trial in the Senate until he knows who the whistleblower is
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Oh, honey. The IG disproved your conspiracy theories. Have you thought about taking some time off? You seem tense 🐮.
Looks like DOJ IG Report is clear that Republican FISA abuse memo from February 2018 was accurate and actually understated the FISA abuse the dirty cops engaged in. Time for FISA court to take action!.
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Imma keep tweeting moo than anything. I have never threatened Devin physically and have been adamant that nobody demonstrates around his home or family. On the other hand, Devin wants to share my identity much like the whistleblower’s which could be a safety matter for me 🐮.
@DevinNunes @JanzAndrew @DevinCow Nunes has three demands in the letter: 1) That the @DevinCow account stop tweeting 2) that the author of the account retract tweets Nunes finds defamatory and issues a public apology to Nunes and his family and 3) that the account be deleted.
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Paw-Paw, that’s a professional comedian who is mocking you 🐮.
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Looking for links to shows today featuring the lawsuit. Can you all tweet me some links? Tweeting with hooves is difficult. thanks🐄.
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Who wants to tell her ?.
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Nobel Committee If you’re listening please give Chef Jose a prize 💗🐮.
Nonstop in the @WCKitchen #ChefsForBahamas headquarters in Nassau @atlantisbahamas! From here we send meals by helicopter to islands and to local shelters. We also send supplies+ingredients to our teams in Marsh Harbor and Freeport.
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The herd responded to Devin’s loss in court today. I had to hide the 🍦 so they didn’t throw it as well🐮 #DevinNunesIsAnIdiot
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General Mattis, you said you’d speak if necessary. You resigned over this. It’s necessary. 💔🐮.
BREAKING: In an extraordinary Sunday night statement, the White House announces that the US "will no longer be in the immediate area" of Northern Syria, allow Turkey to launch an invasion in the region and give Turkey responsibility for captured ISIS fighters in the area.
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I am taking a twitter break. Take care of each other.
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No. No, he is not. #devinnunesisanidiot (that hashtag is trending!).
Trump: "Devin Nunes is someday going to be hailed as a great American hero.".
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Since it’s all tumbling down, can we please agree that, if the pee-pee tape is released, we won’t post it without a warning? 🐮#TrumpRussia.
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