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America... where your credit score says you can’t afford to pay a $700 mortgage so you pay $1200 rent
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How betrayed were you when you found out credit scores are only for Americans?
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No one can call people out right to their faces quite like Anthony Bourdain.
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Listen I’m no math genius, but “hundreds” ???
Hundreds of fish found dead at Quintana Beach County Park
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Remember when they were trying to figure out why there was a giant drop in crime like 30 years ago and they tried to say it was due to better policing…
And then the Freakonomics dudes figured out it’s because an entire generation wasn’t forced to give birth to unwanted kids.
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Telling workers they are essential while also arguing they deserve to be poor is uniquely American
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I needed dahlia frog hotel today, so I imagine you might too
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“This account is posting child porn but only some of us saw it so we’re reinstating this account”
WHAT
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They sure are trying really hard to make child labor look adorable
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I watched a whole TikTok last night by a woman who did her thesis on carbon fiber saying the second she found out the submersible was made from it she would NEVER have gotten into it.
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Remember when the Panama Papers came out and literally nothing changed (except fewer alive journalists)?
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I totaled my car on my way home from a really bad day at work. My gf met me at the accident site.
Then I got a call from my work firing me and my gf broke up with me right there on the side of the 101.
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No but seriously how *did* we all hear the same Marilyn Manson rib removal rumor before social media
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He wants us to think he knows how to code so so badly
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That was literally the entire point of the blue check, you incredible dipshit
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We live in a completely fraudulent dystopian nightmare
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They’re ORCANIZING
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Elon Musk’s Twitter is now facing a fine in Germany bigger than what it’s worth - LOL
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Holy shit they absolutely deserve everything coming to them
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Oh my bad for needing to buy FOOD, you intolerable dipshits
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We do have a new Covid variant called Arcturus causing horrible eye issues, you lying dipshits.
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It’s literally worse than Blade Runner
Damn. This timelapse of the NYc skyline today is nuts.
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Atlanta right now - cop car on fire as they try to shut down the Cop City protests.
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Whoever said he announced the new CEO because there was about to be terrible Tesla news, you were right.
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How’s TWITTER doing today everybody here on TWITTER
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Quick question for the class: who would this also include?
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Oh hell yes. Who wants to air some dirty former employer laundry.
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I’m pretty sure this one is still it :)
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Who the hell let the evil dipshit pedophile into the Barbie premier
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Holy fucking shit this is bleak
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Please, for the love of humanity, just build high speed rail with sleeping cabins.
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You know it’s bad when they actually report on it
COVID cases spike 55% in New York, doctors fear ‘frightening’ new variants
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20 years in prison and a $1M fine for using a VPN to watch TikTok videos.
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COBRA really does go “sorry you lost your job and $80 a month healthcare but since you have no income now you can keep your health insurance for $2300 a month. Sound good?”
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Listen, I’m no expert, but this sounds like a big fucking deal
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Police are “protecting” the rubble of a partially collapsed apartment building which is currently covering missing people and pets.
This is beyond sick.
Family can see the belongings of their loved ones in the rubble. Nobody is trying to help or talking to the community. Mayor and city council nowhere to be found. Just militarized police.
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People in Arizona are being sent to burn units in large numbers at emergency rooms simply from falling down outside and burning the shit out of themselves on the concrete.
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Fun reminder time - more than 80% of stoves sold in America are made with prison slave labor.
They’re desperate to keep Marijuana illegal so their profits won’t be affected. That’s it. That’s end stage capitalism strangling itself to death on the greed of the worst of humanity
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The militarized police
In 5 words or less explain what's preventing the 99% overthrowing the 1%.
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Love how news broke recently that rain water is completely undrinkable now, and this isn’t even a blip on the radar with any politicians talking about it.
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Hi :) speaking as someone with gastroparesis, you absolutely do not want this shit.
We have gotta stop hating our bodies into permanent damage.
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Oh you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me with this shit
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“The far left and the far right are both too extreme”
Far left opinion: everyone deserves a place to live, enough food to eat, and free health care as the bare minimum
Far right opinion: everyone I’ve been taught to hate deserves to be killed
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Because as we all know, smoking weed makes you run like the wind.
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Wait so did we all have a known pedo teacher in junior high and/or high school that got away with it or is that just all of my friends
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Jfc
I’ll shut down the US Dept of Education & redirect a quarter of its $83+ billion budget to put *three armed marshals* in every school across America. That’s how you protect our kids. There’s no excuse not to do it.
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Cops murdered a woman who they were trying to forcibly evict on behalf of a damn landlord.
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We can’t afford to live because the greediest people alive need to hoard even more zeroes away.
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Oh shit every single dystopian nightmare prediction keeps coming true
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70 years in a Texas prison for *spitting on police* - this is the nightmare dystopia. Right here and now.
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@zedonarrival
blaming the kid for needing a parent after volunteering to be their parent is peak narcissist behavior, and I know we use that word a lot, but hot damn if it isn't accurate here.
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This is the funniest tweet I’ve seen in a hot damn minute
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@comrade_sock
Wow. I totally take for granted that other countries don’t monetize literally everything
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HOW FUCKING BRAINLESS DO THEY THINK WE ALL ARE
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I work for the largest home builder in America. They started buying up their own homes at ever-increasing prices using a shell company, then teaming up with even worse companies to rent them out to us at even higher prices.
Shit is about to snap.
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You’re literally the one in charge of censoring everyone, dipshit
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It’s almost as if we’ve all been left to rot in a plague or something
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Abolish every single politician, the billionaires who own them, and the cops who pack their profit prisons while protecting the entire racket.
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Vanna White is lawyering up after the Ryan Seacrest Wheel of Fortune host announcement because apparently she hasn’t received a raise in ✨EIGHTEEN YEARS✨- what the actual fuck
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Fun reminder that every single person currently in power is an enemy to the rest of us.
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So Bill Gates used a program in Africa promising to help farmers plant crops and start a “Green Revolution”.
Instead, he poisoned the land and debt trapped the farmers.
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This is happening literally because they don’t make enough money off of cancer drugs.
Every single person currently in power is the absolute worst of humanity.
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Hey Mastercard wtf is your problem
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Holy shit - I did not know that orcas can mimic human speech and have their own regional languages
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