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founder @ litquidity capital // meme slinger, investor, advisor // newsletter @exec_sum // scout @baincapvc
Joined November 2017
Liberating Capital Markets - available soon on all streaming platforms that survive the tariff war
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Imagine not being from the US and watching this as part of our presidential election process
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One of the most brutal ratios I’ve witnessed on this platform
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Long lines at the polls today? Here’s a guide on how to save time: . 1) Find someone who is voting for the opposite candidate.2) acknowledge you are canceling each other out.3) shake hands.4) head home.
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Just looked him up to see what he’s been up to since getting accepted into Harvard. He’s now an incoming quant intern at D.E. Shaw lmao.
Benjamin Choi, 17, tackled the high cost of prosthetics-typically $450,000 and requiring brain implants - by creating an affordable alternative. His Al-powered prosthetic, costing under $300, uses forehead electrodes to detect brain activity and translate it into movement. He
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this is dumb as fuck.
I’m a ‘reverse’ super-commuter —I love living in NYC and working out of state for a lower salary
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“OpenAI huh? $500B? Gimme 2 weeks and $5 million and I’ll clone it asap” - DeepSeek’s CTO
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Twitter Blue erased a few billion in market cap for Lockheed Martin
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Elon Musk is laying off 10% of Tesla staff while spending billions of his own capital to buy a company where people are voluntarily resigning so they don’t have to work for him.
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“But guys, we don’t even trade with your country”. “Shut the fuck up penguin. Did you even say thank you? We’re tired of you taking advantage of hard working American patriots”
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Can u be fat and still have aura?.
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Staring at the eclipse?. No thanks, I’ll be staring at excel and creating shareholder value.
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There is a direct correlation between the value of a home and the difficulty in locating the trashcan
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Seth Rogen is Amy Schumer for dudes.
Seth Rogen lights a giant bong to start his “Seth Smokes the Bowl” show at the Hollywood Bowl
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Hedge funds will have setups like this just to underperform the S&P by 8%
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“So basically there’s a huge racial divide between Indians and White Americans right now and it’s about H1-B visas. White Trumpers are throwing out Indian slurs and saying they can’t get tech jobs, while Indians are saying American culture is cooked because they value football,
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the courtroom sketch artist was definitely paid off by SBF
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Remember 5 Dollar Footlongs? . Well get ready for….
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When your buddy is explaining how it’s actually smart to pay off his $18.49 Sweetgreen salad over 4 months because of the time value of money
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Stock market: 📉. Crypto: 📉. Wage growth: ➖ . The price of rent, gas, food and other shit you need to survive: 📈📈📈📈.
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Did I simply age out of it or has Barstool’s content gone incredibly downhill?.
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Me liking all the “Big Dog” tweets from random dudes who appear on my ‘For You’ tab
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Excited to announce I just closed on the acquisition of a $14.43 Cava bowl after minutes of intense due diligence and secured a 4 month interest-free loan via Klarna Credit
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investment bankers in the 90s vs. investment bankers in 2022
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oh I’m aware.
BREAKING: President Trump says he is not looking at the stock market.
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BREAKING: Binance has reached an agreement to acquire embattled nation El Salvador and is rebranding to El Binanco.
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Elon bouncing on it crazy style.
I love @realDonaldTrump as much as a straight man can love another man.
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Americans traveling in Europe this summer with the EUR/USD at parity
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Fun fact, 98% of startups make no money and therefore have zero taxable income.
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If your “financial advisor” dresses like this, you’re 100% getting robbed of your money
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This guy’s wife left him when he was broke and then came back after he became a millionaire. A classic love story.
18 yrs ago I met my wife, 13 yrs later I lost her. 3 yrs ago I got her back and built @HostageTape into an 8 figure business. (#Thread 🧵)
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COCONUT MILK IS OFF
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Tax szn is around the corner. Remember to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property to the IRS
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Cambodia texting the White House after getting hit with a 49% reciprocal tariff
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When you’re on the verge of blacking out and the cover band starts playing Mr. Brightside
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Airbnb is more expensive than hotels. Uber is more expensive than taxis. Ethereum transactions are more expensive than credit card processing fees. The new economy is rekt.
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Feels like I’m living in an alternate reality from mainstream media . Just saw headlines about Trump’s comments about Liz Cheney being shot and thought “damn that’s bad, wtf did he say now”. So I went and found the actual clip to get the context (attached). Trump effectively
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Saving Capital Markets - coming soon to a theater near you
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Dudes who never bothered to buy stocks and put everything into a high yield savings account earning 4.5% APY
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It’s been like 4-5 episodes without any update on what happened with this guy’s hedge fund. His story line deserved more than popping a ton of lorazepam.
Can I be brutally honest for a second and admit that I’m bored to tears with whatever is going on with this man
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Pfizer vaccine news got the market double cheeked up on a Monday
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@nytimes You guys wrote a puff piece about SBF after he defrauded customer, investors, and lost $10 billion but write a hit piece on Portnoy because he’s occasionally offensive?. Zero credibility these days.
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Russia’s Merchant of Death selling $10M of arms to the Houthis vs. Brittney Griner putting up 17.8 pts per game. Fair trade 🔥🔥
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When the iPhone factory in Gary, Indiana has no nitro cold brew on tap, no ping pong tables, no catered lunches, and won’t let you work from home on Fridays
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10% tariff.
NEWS: Astronomers claim to have found the strongest indication of life beyond our solar system, on a planet 124 light-years from Earth called ‘K2-18b.’. The astronomers detected “potential biosignatures” that are typically produced by living organisms, such as marine algae.
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2024 (Nine Day Summary):. - Bass Pro Shop guy.- Nevada dude assaulting judge.- Bill Ackman vs. Business Insider.- Elon Musk vs. Mark Cuban.- Jewish tunnels in NYC .- Boeing plane malfunction.- Aliens in Miami .- Jersey Jerry Hole-in-one.- Aaron Rodgers vs. Jimmy Kimmel.
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Time to lock tf in
Is 30 too late to lock in?.
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BREAKING: Maxine Waters asks “why aren’t customers entitled to a refund when they lose money on stocks?”.
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Elon Musk went from:. 1. teasing changes to twitter over a poll . 2. buying a 9.2% stake . 3. accepting then declining a board seat . 4. getting sued by twitter shareholders over delayed disclosure. 5. offering to buy ALL of twitter. in just a few weeks. absolute rollercoaster.
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One of my followers spotted SBF chilling at JFK airport last night and snapped some icon photos
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If I send this to you ahead of an important work call, it means “we’ll just play it by ear”
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Nobody:. Everybody in NYC walking into a restaurant thinking they’re following the science:
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Rural farmers listening to Donald Trump and Kamala Harris talk about sales of semiconductor chips in Taiwan
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NFL jerseys after private equity firms are allowed to invest in teams
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Americans traveling to England this fall with a weak Pound
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“You thought you were going to create shareholder value by rearranging little logos on powerpoint huh? . You’re fucked kid, get ready to hit the assembly line, you’re making shoes now”
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Kinda wild how the ABC moderators only stepping in to fact check Trump.
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NEWS: DoorDash and Klarna announced a “buy now, pay later” deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries over several interest-free installments.
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$8 this, free speech that. How about Elon and AOC smash already.
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Goldman Sachs US equity sales desk.
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None of these movies will teach you anything about working in finance.
12 movies that will teach you more about finance than a $100,000 degree:. 12. Margin Call.
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If Trump fires Jerome Powell, the finance community will make Jan 6th look like a picnic.
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Walter Bloomberg when media outlets blamed him for publishing fake news vs. when the headline ends up being real two days later
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Warren Buffett living it up with a $300 billion cash pile while the markets are in free fall
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The Rock and DJ Pauly D are the most revered macroeconomists of our generation
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Airbnbs more expensive than hotels. Ubers more expensive than taxis . Netflix now acting like a cable company w/ ads and less binging . This is the “new” economy.
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Nobody:. The IRS nuking the family home of little Timmy, a 12 year old day trader who forgot to report a $5 gain on a fractional GME share last year:
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BREAKING: Berkshire Hathaway stands to lose $6 billion from unsecured loans it made to embattled crypto hedge fund Three Arrows Capital, in documents reviewed by Bloomberg.
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My Jersey Mike’s sub after Blackstone layers on debt and squeezes out a few more points of EBITDA margin
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Elon got ratio’d by the Ukrainian government and a few hours later decides to move ahead with buying twitter lmao.
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War in 2022: . - Ukraine trolls Russia on twitter.- The Taliban calls for peace .- everyone is shitposting WW3.- Bitcoiners trying to make it about them.- The revolution is being televised (with Applebees ads).
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