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In crypto, doing nothing is a competitive advantage.
Today, we're making it easier than ever to Do Nothing.
Introducing the *new* $AMKT - an index of the crypto market:
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big news! i finally finished paying off the latte i bought in November with financing
financial freedom is alive and well
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this has got to be the best feature Apple has ever made
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If your boss looks like this, your company will survive the recession
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engineer, social media manager, and product manager
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Elon Musk is worth $188B.
One of the richest people in the world.
This is his bedroom:
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Microsoft released copilot in Excel, and it is officially caught up with Google on the AI race.
Fantastic to watch.
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Google Calendar, but it shows the cost of the meeting
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this guy analyzed 4 years of his online dating data
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interviewer "are you reading from a script?"
me: "no why"
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Someone built a frontend to Reddit that looks like Outlook so you can browse it all day at work without worrying about who is looking over your shoulder.
I love the internet.
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Airbnb is broken. Hear me out.
The space needs disrupting. Think:
- a building dedicated to hosting
- full service & cleaning
- central city location
- guaranteed amenities
- professionally trained staff
- knowledgeable concierge
- an integrated restaurant
who’s building this?
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I just tried Bard. You guessed it.
It's just as good as chatGPT.
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the AT&T chatbot pretending to not hear you has got to be the most AT&T design decision in history
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I’m obsessed with this way of visualizing population density
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I’m convinced the majority of dudes wake up and go to work so they can one day afford this chair in their living room
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The American mind cannot comprehend this
Passenger trains in the United States vs Europe:
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if your dad wears these, your family will survive the recession
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kudos to Mbappe for showing up to his $640K a week job.
Inspiring, really
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I just visited one of the openAI engineers.
One of the smartest people in the world.
Here’s his bedroom:
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If you're not working multiple remote jobs with chatGPT you're leaving money on the table.
I just finished setting up my home office to work 10 different remote engineering jobs.
I'm personally not worried about AI taking my job.
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someone used an AI detector on the US Constitution and the results are concerning.
Explain this, OpenAI!
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It's *so over* for ChatGPT. Google Sheets + Bard has caught up.
Google: 1
Microsoft: 0
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ok this is absolutely *wild*
using AI to live translate and sync your lips
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men will spend $10,000 on an espresso setup instead of going to therapy
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wealth is two things:
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social media managers when they have to post to a 17th platform
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BREAKING: the new iPhone will have *all-day use* when plugged in.
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Uber has no cars
Airbnb has no homes
OpenAI has no employees
this is the new economy
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your family member who works in finance listening to you talk about crypto
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if your boss looks like this, your company will *not* survive the recession
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I walked into Google this morning.
The snacks were gone. The staples too.
The barista that usually makes my coffee was replaced by a nespresso machine.
I arrived at my desk, and they even swapped my macbook to a chromebook.
I’m not sure I can handle this much further.
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you’re not ready for the quality of memes AI is enabling
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Credit System: "yup, for everything"
me: "I start with a perfect score right?
CS: "no, you start at zero"
me: "ok, how do i open a card?"
CS: "build credit!"
me: "and then pay off the card 100%?"
CS: "no score will go down"
me: “and the score…
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dudes will run statistical analysis on the weight of their chipotle order in person vs. online instead of going to therapy
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most people don't fully grasp the size of the Texas
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wild that Gen Z will never know what this key does
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The most productive setup is 9 here.
Change my mind.
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open twitter
start reading tweet
timeline refreshes
never find tweet again
repeat
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Got my loan approved on my VisionPro!
Just 240 simple monthly payments of $27.13
Literally *a steal*
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American Healthcare: "you got hurt?"
me: "yes, bad :("
AH: "do you want an ambulance?"
me: "please!”
AH: “right away! That will be $2,000"
me: "to the emergency room?!"
AH: “oh that’s just the ride, the ER is another $5K"
me: "but, i have insurance"
AH: "not at this…
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this has to be the best feature Apple has ever made
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Dudes will turn 25 and think “I should probably run a marathon”
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Explaining to your family why they lost 95% with the crypto you told them to buy last Thanksgiving
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I asked a software engineer once what it would cost to build this today. I will never forget his answer:
“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”
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the coffee at home:
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Uber getting absolutely *grilled* by community notes
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