Benn Eifert 🥷🏴☠️
@bennpeifert
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Hedge fund manager (volatility/derivatives), quebec victor romeo. Personal account. Oathbreaker paladin and Nightreign princess bodyguard. Anti-fascist.
San Francisco, CA
Joined March 2011
Honey's second novel is out! If you loved Lessons in Birdwatching you'll die for this one. And if you haven't read that one yet, buy both ☺️ they're amazing, you'll love them, and you'll make me very happy 🖤
My new novel, The Emperor’s Twin, releases today! Thank you so much to everybody who preordered, cannot wait for you to read it. Link below for the hardcover and ebook — audio coming soon. All my love 🖤
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"neurodivergent" more like nasal cavity divergent
While cross-country skiing this morning, Dr. Karp decided to launch a new program: The Neurodivergent Fellowship. If you find yourself relating to him in this video — unable to sit still, or thinking faster than you can speak — we encourage you to apply. The final round of
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Good morning 🖤 please consider pitching in, we appreciate it lots
Happy Saturday my loves. Please consider supporting our friend Gingy (@gingvonmeijer ) who is a lovely artist with a beautiful son and is in need. Pay kindness forward and the universe always sends kindness back 🖤 https://t.co/7uCN77cMCf
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Everyone needs to be following @bauhiniacapital. Bau is super thorough, talented, thoughtful on all things index- adds, deletes, rebalances… and generous enough to share his knowledge! 🔥
An interesting, somewhat misguided thread on diversification, capping, etc, of the S&P500. Worth reading, then addressing the points. First, every new $1 billion invested in S&P500 buys EXACTLY the same % of the float shares of every stock in the index. Mag7 at 35%?
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i am the last bulwark against this shit
All my very wealthy friends in SF throw the most eccentric af parties…
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ga @bennpeifert @0xTraderJoes I wore my QBR issued jacket to the OT bar looking for a pool game. People shrugged and said what’s QVR?
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this explainer is not convincing my gf
Told my extremely fashionable gf that friends in New York asked me to help plan a party. She looked at me blankly, confused, "why would they ask you?" I explained to her that in the world of tech and finance, some people think I'm cool Her eyes went wide as she processed this
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i hate self-aggrandizement i just push straight to master because i'm boss
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ranked, for Dr. Eifert: 1) escort quest 2) fetch quest 3) anything else ..... 10000) puzzle quest
there are 3 types of boyfriend quests -fetch quest -escort quest -puzzle quest
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I can't wait for Kalshi and Polymarket to launch poker sites so we can all start 'investing' in flush draws and 'trading' on bluff catchers, like proper fucking gentlemen.
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welp, p4 got his ass blocked because he can't imagine that someone might just want to bet on the Eagles, they must be morally bankrupt or on the payroll. who's next
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@gingvonmeijer come on everyone, ten or twenty bucks helps a lot, you need that karma you've been bad
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@bennpeifert America’s economy is being held up my sports gambling, weed, and ai data center buildout plans
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@gingvonmeijer i see you guys in there already 🖤🖤 thank you!! dm me
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@gingvonmeijer every little bit helps, and a retweet too 🖤
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