Benn Eifert 🥷🏴☠️
@bennpeifert
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Hedge fund manager (volatility/derivatives), quebec victor romeo. Personal account. Oathbreaker paladin and Nightreign princess bodyguard. Anti-fascist.
San Francisco, CA
Joined March 2011
Honey's second novel is out! If you loved Lessons in Birdwatching you'll die for this one. And if you haven't read that one yet, buy both ☺️ they're amazing, you'll love them, and you'll make me very happy 🖤
My new novel, The Emperor’s Twin, releases today! Thank you so much to everybody who preordered, cannot wait for you to read it. Link below for the hardcover and ebook — audio coming soon. All my love 🖤
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i've seen a man do an eight ball in one sitting and be far calmer than karp
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When your vendor sends out their forward deployed engineers, they’re leaving their flank exposed to a pincer movement by your calvary
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Head of micro too
NEW: Court records reveal allegations that GOP governor candidate James Fishback began a secret relationship with a 16-year-old who later lived with him in Washington, D.C. https://t.co/3PiNoCzWFz
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1) I like gambling 2) Kalshi is a gambling company 3) I like Kalshi What I don't like is Robinhood claiming to be providing a level playing field for retail traders to create generational wealth when they're serving them up to citsec on a silver platter
Kalshi is NOT a gambling company. Saying so is incorrect. I assume that people calling Kalshi “gambling” are uninformed, rather than being defamatory, but Kalshi is not “gaming.” It’s been decided in the courts. Please read the 15 pages of KalshiEx LLC v. CFTC (2024) before
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only in sf can someone say “i finally got to do a secondary” and you don’t know if they mean their startup equity or their poly relationship logistics
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LFG
BREAKING: Netflix and Martin Scorsese are developing a series about the world of Las Vegas casinos.
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What's the secret to being a derivatives hedge fund manager, you ask? 🖤
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Fuck horsemanship and the lance, I teach my squire the real shit, hashish, blowdart, spit roast, dice fraud, currency debasement, corpse looting
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5/5, everyone score yourself 🖤
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She texted this to me and said "you play Warhammer and have a PhD in Economics" ☠️
@bennpeifert How can anyone think you’re not cool, even by conventional standards? That’s what makes the story a bit odd.
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Lot of people think I'm doing a bit here. It's not a bit! This was a completely serious conversation! She thought I was up to something nefarious until we realised the disconnect!
Told my extremely fashionable gf that friends in New York asked me to help plan a party. She looked at me blankly, confused, "why would they ask you?" I explained to her that in the world of tech and finance, some people think I'm cool Her eyes went wide as she processed this
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"Dear Benn, we cannot ship to a California address due to state regulations" well then Las Vegas it is 🖤
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It is December 13. It is midnight and you’re driving the green M3 across the Bay Bridge real slow, taking in the view. You are headed to the Chinese peptide rave. There you will meet @ZakDavid @Bonecondor @JamiePastore9 and @bennpeifert. The song puts you in a mood.
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she also says until i can beat her at Mario Kart more than one time out of ten I'm a loser
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