Good morning everyone. Since $TSLA hit my previous price target I spent last night doing some more analysis. I am proud to say I am very bullish. My revised price target is $1,264. I calculated this by taking the current share price and adding the $600 stimulus check. See below:

Mfer has been telling us we are on the brink of AGI for the last three years and the moment he ships a bad model he says we’re in a bubble.

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Meta is poaching the best minds in AI for hundreds of millions of dollars and partnering with the most innovative foundational model companies to build step mom chatbots for lonely men on Facebook.

You can be worth $200 billion dollars and still find 69 jokes funny.

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I used to be much more aggressive on this app. Thinking of bringing that back.

Meta is poaching researchers from OpenAI with $100 million packages to build “Russian Girl” and “Step Mom” waifus

What do you want to know?.

The only thing standing between you and a billion dollars is $999,999,999.

Your late 20’s are crazy because some of your friends are getting married and having babies and some of your friends are prompting cursor to build a billion dollar enterprise SaaS company while making no mistakes.

The only thing Europe needs to do to expand their GDP is install air conditioning.

Men used to go to war now they gamble on other people going to war.

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Posting on X is the UFC for billionaires

Italians saw this and decided to move to New Jersey

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He owned value stocks for 10 years.

Women will carry a baby for 9 whole months just for it to become a crypto trader.

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Investing is easy all you have to do is predict how quickly AI is going to replace jobs, whether inflation is persistent or transitory, whether Trump will cave on tariffs and whether the war in the Middle East or the war in Europe is going to ignite WW3.

Never ask:.- a woman her age .- a man his salary.- sam altman to make a chart

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