Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
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Aswath Damodaran 🙏🏾 Dhandho Investor Chapter 3:4 🐂 | God first, full employment second 😤 | Investor @SamosaCapital | Subscribe to my newsletter 👇🏾
Joined August 2020
Good morning everyone. Since $TSLA hit my previous price target I spent last night doing some more analysis. I am proud to say I am very bullish. My revised price target is $1,264. I calculated this by taking the current share price and adding the $600 stimulus check. See below:
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Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen. okaycanyouseeit?.
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The CEO of Google is Indian.The CEO of Microsoft is Indian.The CEO of Adobe is Indian.The CEO of IBM is Indian.The CEO of Chanel is Indian.The CEO of FedEx is Indian .The CEO of Palo Alto Networks is Indian. But according to X, all we are known for is that we smell bad.
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From directing my motel to becoming director of the FBI ❤️ so proud of my son Kashyap
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When Kashu and Vivek were small they would play together in the parking lot while I was working in the motel. Now Kashu is director of the FBI and Vivek is helping clean up the government with DOGE. So proud of my son and his friends ❤️
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Even the richest guy in the world doesn’t pay for YouTube premium.
YouTube seems to be nonstop scam ads.
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The world economy explained with two cows . A thread…
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Thanks to this election we got three real Indians in the White House instead of one fake half Indian
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Twitter doesn’t need 7,500 employees all it needs is 150 H1B workers who are willing to code in goblin mode
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It’s not a loss until you sell
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This tariff pause is going to be very bad for the factory I started building last week.
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i was fasting in new york and there was an earthquake and i fell and a shawarma fell in my mouth with extra tahini and a slice of apple and around 3 liters of water should i keep fasting or is it allah who has fed me.
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Taylor Swift grabbing a glass of water in the middle of the night
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If the senate chooses to reject my son I will call every Patel in America to go on strike until the senate gives in.
BREAKING: John Bolton calls for the Senate to reject Trump’s nomination for FBI Director, Kash Patel.
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Tech bros be earning $500k a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this
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Indian moms just unlocked a new character to compare their sons to.
The U.S. just stunned Pakistan at the Men's T20 Cricket World Cup in one of the biggest upsets in the sport's history. Saurabh Netravalkar is one of Team USA's top players, but his full-time job: Principle Engineer at Oracle.
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The USA vs Iran game in Qatar tomorrow will be the first time the US is fighting in the Middle East without looking for oil.
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Joe Biden was so worried about MY SON Kashu becoming director of the FBI that he decided to pardon his son Hunter Biden of all of his crimes
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I am looking to hire people interested in making a million dollars a year. No, this is not a multilevel marketing scheme. We will be committing fraud.
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Can’t wait to find out who Elon impregnates first at Twitter.
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Kamala Harris is not my President.
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“SBF needs to go to jail!”. The New York Times:
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Robinhood: "let the people trade!". People: *trade*. Robinhood: "no not like that".
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The reason JD Vance is so good in debates is because he has to argue with his Indian lawyer wife every day.
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My wife watching me trading stocks .
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The latest MrBeast video is WILD
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The CEO of Google is Indian.The CEO of Microsoft is Indian.The CEO of Adobe is Indian.The CEO of IBM is Indian.The CEO of Chanel is Indian.The CEO of FedEx is Indian .The CEO of Palo Alto Networks is Indian.The CEO of Perplexity is Indian. So yes. Indians are “high skilled.
“High skilled immigrant”. Doesn’t have running water or toilet paper. Lmao.
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“So we take these DoorDash loans, combine them, and create a whole new instrument where investors can bet on whether borrowers will pay off their Taco Bell Crunch Wrap Supreme within 12 months”
DoorDash, $DASH, and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments.
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The last thing you see before receiving a $500k bill for a PowerPoint delivered by three 22 year olds telling you to increase revenue and reduce costs
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This guy has literally day traded his country out of bankruptcy.
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My son went to kumon every day after school while his friends stayed home and played video games. Now he is director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation while his friends are unemployed . Hard work pays off. So proud of you my little Kashu @Kash_Patel ❤️
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A guide to living in New York City
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So this is how the blue check rollout is going
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Never bet against an Indian lawyer wife
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Nobody will remember:.- Your salary.- Your fancy title.- How ‘busy’ you were.- How stressed you were.- How many hours you worked . People will remember: .- How hot your wife is.
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Nobody is safe from a bear market
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Your company’s two highest paid engineers showing up to a meeting
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Can’t believe my son is being taught these shapes in school
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Elon Musk is Kim Kardashian for men.
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Netflix stock down 20% after 1.4 billion people in India realize they can all share the same password.
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Fellas, don’t be afraid to chase a girl if she has a boyfriend. If she’s single, you’re competing with 20 other guys. If she’s dating someone, you’re only competing with one. Work smarter, not harder.
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For $43 billion Elon Musk could’ve given every person in the world a million dollars and still had $37 billion left over. Instead he decided to buy Twitter. Shameful.
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Nancy Pelosi to step down as leader of the house to focus full-time on insider trading.
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Donald Trump went from convicted felon to McDonald’s worker to President of the United States. Never give up.
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Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?.
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@realDonaldTrump Bro is posting videos of drone strikes like it’s a call of duty kill cam.
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I am personally very proud to see an Indian make a name for himself in white-collar financial fraud, an area often dominated by white Americans.
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If Elon buys TikTok he will rename it to XVideos.
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Have we tried simply getting a group of celebrities to make a motivational video asking the Taliban to stop.
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Kanye after discovering it’s okay to slap comedians
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BREAKING 🚨: Trump imposes tariffs on exporting to PDF.
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“The name of the company is Meta. It's a cutting edge high-tech Web 3.0 company with no data and consumer exploitation issues whatsoever currently trading at a deep discount to fair value”
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OnlyFans banning porn is like LinkedIn banning obnoxious humblebrags.
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23 year old McKinsey consultants telling the board of a company that they need to grow revenue and cut expenses
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I refuse to believe that the CEO of a company worth $500 billion didn't know about the energy consumption of bitcoin before purchasing it and opening it up for transactions.
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Lord give me the confidence of a 22 year old man who owns 0.00085 bitcoin.
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*Country is literally being invaded*. Peter: “doesn’t he own a suit?”
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Today I learned that Pakistan has a stock market.
BLOODBATH IN PAKISTANI STOCK MARKET CONTINUES . TRADING IN PAKISTANI STOCKS HAVE JUST BEEN HALTED.
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This man is worth $264 billion dollars .
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When Trump said he was going to get rid of capital gains tax I thought he was going to get rid of the tax part not capital gains.
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Christopher Columbus came to America on an H-1B visa.
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I love the weekend because it's the only time of the week that I don't lose money in the stock market.
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This man is literally the President of the United States and his plan to bring gas prices down is tweeting at gas stations.
My message to the companies running gas stations and setting prices at the pump is simple: this is a time of war and global peril. Bring down the price you are charging at the pump to reflect the cost you’re paying for the product. And do it now.
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You either die a hero or live long enough to see a Chinese company create a clone that’s 90% cheaper.
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This is what Twitter employees were “working hard on”
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Leaked image of the research tool OpenAI used to come up with their $500 billion number for Stargate
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Wolf of Wall Street meets Lion of Gujarat
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Therapists tomorrow when a blue-haired girl walks into their office .
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Greta Thunberg preparing to fight Andrew Tate.
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If you murder someone they’re still alive as long as you have their birth certificate
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If Indian immigrants are so bad for America why did America name a whole state after us
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If this guy makes a video about you I’m sorry but you are probably going to jail
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5 years ago i was making $45k a year at my 9-5 job. In September alone my wife left me after I lost $275k daytrading. Never give up.
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My son Kashu grew up cleaning pots and helping me run my motel . Now he is director of the Federal Bureau of Intelligence ❤️.
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Just took out 7 mortgages from Silicon Valley Bank. There is a good chance they go bankrupt and I don’t have to pay it back. Be greedy when others are fearful.
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This is called activist investing
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You either become better than Asians at table tennis or live long enough to see your team become Asian.
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We literally had teenagers becoming overnight millionaires flipping JPEGs of monkeys on the blockchain and everyone is still surprised we are in a bear market.
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The economy is so bad right now that even Joe Biden’s job is being outsourced to an Indian
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Just solved the Suez Canal crisis. idk why this is so hard
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Elon Musk at the next Twitter board meeting
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Elon Musk just spent $4 billion to give us a twitter edit button
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Thank you @Newsweek for amplifying my message - Hunter Biden was pardoned just in time before my son Kashu could prosecute him for his crimes
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"Electric vehicles will never take off" --> Elon builds Tesla. "It's impossible to make space travel economical" --> Elon builds SpaceX. "The rich don't pay their fair share" --> Elon will pay $11B in taxes this year. Is there anything @elonmusk can't do?.
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Everyone talking about their stocks today
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Jeff Bezos is retiring at the old age of 57! Did you know that you could retire much earlier by making your coffee at home and investing in a low cost S&P 500 index fund?.
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