sophie
@netcapgirl
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unmuting at the end of a call just to say “nothing from my end, thanks”
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how did we fumble remote work so badly.
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how did we fumble remote work so badly.
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leonardo dicaprio has announced he’s switching to bing.
Happy 25th birthday @Google! 🎂 Thanks to everyone who uses our products and challenges us to keep innovating and to all Googlers!
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bro did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes.
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imagine unmuting to say “nothing from my end” here.
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he’s now dating lana del rey.
Viral TikToker Lieutenant Dan survived Hurricane Milton in his 20ft boat after refusing to evacuate. Now he's been offered a new $100k boat and a Kick deal by Adin Ross
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sorry babe the salesforce backpack stays on during our kitchen talk
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“Presidential candidate Robert Kennedy meets Hawk Tuah girl at Nic Carter’s Karate Comba-”. You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy meets Hawk-Tuah girl at Nic Carter’s Karate Combat match at a Bitcoin conference. This simulation is wild.
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hearing rumors that boys like to just read Wikipedia at night.
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her: “i haven’t heard from him, i bet he’s cheating on the boys trip”. him on the boys trip:
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People Born in 1990-2005, how’s life?.
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sooner than expected
If we lower the age to run for president I’ll jump in the race.
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you turn 30 and the whole squad starts talking about taking magnesium.
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If we lower the age to run for president I’ll jump in the race.
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ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights.
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i must study war so my sons can study business so their sons can study art so their sons can write gay vampire fiction.
12. Ulysses S. Grant's great-grandson, an author of gay vampire fiction
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if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions.
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hello, my pronouns are jp/morgan.
An example of ineffective brand marketing: went to a pride event in Hong Kong last December. Was sponsored by a ton of big banks who gave out merch like this . 1) what
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You are just one illegal business away from generational wealth.
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idk what’s worse, that crowdstrike has kernel access to basically every system in the world or that airlines run on windows server.
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it’s not boring but GPS doesn’t get nearly enough hype for what an insane miracle it is.
What are the best examples of boring technology that work exceptionally well and aren’t overhyped?.
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imagine unmuting to say "nothing from my end" here.
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>calls zuck uncool .>posts video of himself struggling to use a hammer while wearing safety glasses.
I went full alpha male mode today putting up a fence so peaches couldn't escape
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make sure the dashboards are providing actionable insights into critical business functions.
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when you’re back at your desk monday morning, doing the most soulless work imaginable, and your boss comes by and says “hope you got some rest this weekend, big week ahead!”
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“it’s usually $800 but i bought it for $200, so i saved $600”
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Oh here it is: Starbucks developing a zero to low calorie energy beverage. $SBUX.
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OpenAI demos real-time language translation with its latest GPT-4o model.
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a future central banker fr.
My son recently learned he can buy stuff with money. I came into my office to find this.
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after saying “nothing from my end” at the technical all hands .
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“slurp slurp. interlinked. yes yes yes ice cream so good. interlinked. thank you lopez. interlinked. gang gang. interlinked. slay haha. interlinked.”
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ahhhhh i need to make a powerpoint at my job as a consultant ahhhhhh need to align some logos
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your european coworker for 8 weeks in the summer:.
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“see i build these dashboards so that our executives can have deeper insight into critical business functions. basically, my job is to turn unstructured data into actionable insights. we call it data science”
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her: i’m worried he’ll cheat on the boys trip . him on the boys trip:.
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crazy how literally all the best thinkers in history recommend going on walks.
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3 million federal employees about to get hit with this
elon drafting his “what did you get done this week?” emails to the head of every federal agency right now.
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oh you have an ipad kid? mine is already building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions.
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imagine putting in 16 hour days doing research only to underperform scottie pippen trading off visions that came to him in a dream.
Satoshi Nakamoto visited me in my dream last night and predicted that #Bitcoin would be at $84,650 on November 5, 2024. Not financial advice.
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Me: I want to buy a graphing calculator. Texas Instruments: yep. Me: …and a high-speed, high-res analog-to-digital converter. TI: yeah nw we got you bro. Me: also weird q but do you know where I can find a javelin antitank guided missile?. TI: buddy ur not gonna believe this.
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“hey mom so if someone calls and say they kidnapped me & demands ransom, it’s probably going to be a scam. yes they’re going to have a fake picture of me that you can’t possibly distinguish from a real one & probably even a fake version of my id but you can’t fall for it, please”.
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that’s him, his dashboards haven’t produced a single actionable insight
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bank of england: let’s use social media to connect with our audience . the audience:
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we think this is bad but the next election is gonna be like mr beast vs taylor swift.
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76% of Nvidia employees are millionaires, with 1 out if 3 having a NW over $20million.
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me soon
Microsoft Teams, Word, Excel, and more are coming to Apple’s Vision Pro at launch
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“This tweet has been deleted” makes shit 10x more funny.
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that video of the girls at the pool will do for product management jobs what top gun did for naval recruiting.
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build dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions.
WTF are you supposed to do in your thirties????.
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peter thiel: austin’s too hot for me. joe rogan: really? what’s it like 80 today?. someone off screen: it’s 96. joe rogan: wow. i spend so much time in a sauna maybe im immune to it. peter thiel: maybe you’re an exception. joe rogan: i shoot arrows outside for hours every day too.
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superconductivity so good .slay haha .zero resistance at room temperature .gang gang .yes yes yes so many use cases including ultra efficient energy transmission .thank you lopez.you’re right we do need to wait & see if these results can be reproduced .scientific method so good
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“it’s far better to buy a bussin company at a sus price than a sus company at a bussin price, fr fr”
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openai CFO seeing the domain name expense:
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