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i just sat in a drive thru line for 30 minutes but i couldn’t bring myself to leave bc i thought about this picture
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your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not
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move on with your life 😭😭
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it's crazy that this is the guy who decides if restaurants are good
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@emilio__oilime
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why would you tweet about a couch today. read the room
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Father Sean Misty
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Need this 1970’s cloud sofa designed by Howard Keith.
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@emilio__oilime
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bro are you in drake and josh house
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lil uzi hurt
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dudes just chillin thread. can we start a thread of dudes just chillin?
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@emilio__oilime
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Ppl be giving directions like “head south” ok Lewis & Clark
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dinner for tonight
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@emilio__oilime
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you have got to be fucking kidding me.
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@emilio__oilime
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4 months
you told us to move to poland yesterday
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What is preventing you from moving to Germany?
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3 months
me: it's been forever since i posted on x my british friend: posted on what? x
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@emilio__oilime
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5 months
everyone is being so hard on him and he's just a fucking kid.
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Joe Biden turns 81.
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yeah i'm a first responder. to her story
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@emilio__oilime
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5 years
mfs in the 1700s heard this and lost their shit
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we all have regrets in life.
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@emilio__oilime
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8 months
flexing a 100% on high school tests is crazy
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Tiffany Fong
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found old high school physics tests. fuck i used to be kind of smart but now i’m just a dumb bitch on the internet.
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A24 this A24 that...i need A 24 pack 😂 of beer
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@emilio__oilime
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10 months
breaking up with a 3 month situationship is harder than a divorce
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@emilio__oilime
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didn't know we were supposed to
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Why haven't you moved to Poland yet?
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@emilio__oilime
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FDR stuns in new deal
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3 months
drunk obama be like uhh let me drink beer
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@emilio__oilime
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8 months
interesting. could we try this?
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Epic Maps 🗺️
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Land and Oceans SWITCHED!
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@emilio__oilime
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2 years
i forgot to mention you're in new york city in 2008
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4 months
@eraserjool neurodivergent landlord
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2 months
aaaaaand i've just become death destroyer of worlds. 🤦‍♂️
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5 months
imagine the european mind trying to comprehend this
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@emilio__oilime
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4 months
White Noise Baby Sleep to headline Coachella day 2
@PopCrave
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“Clean White Noise - Loopable with no fade” by White Noise Baby Sleep has reached 1.5 BILLION streams on Spotify.
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only arizona locals will understand this but i was driving down scottsdale road and i came to a stoplight at acoma and i was like hold up and i looked over and there it was the shane co
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you are not a euphoria character you are from maricopa county arizona
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3 years
the way this vine had the entire world in a chokehold
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3 years
this is how i feel when i wear any shorts longer than 5” inseam
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me when i was vegan for 6 months in 2019
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this is every game now
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@sukithesuccubus i have a mechanical engineering masters
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7 months
which celebrity interaction was "the incident" at your high school?
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wait i just found my times tables from elementary school. i was lowkey smart asf back then
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2 years
i've never seen 30 rock i just thought of a similar joke i guess sorry
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3 years
wtf
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@emilio__oilime
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maybe this is a hyper specific experience i have. idk.
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@emilio__oilime
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3 years
this country can’t be real
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A 19-year-old woman in Utah was charged with hate crimes for allegedly stomping on a pro-police "Back the Blue" sign, facing a year in prison. Police are using updated hate crime laws that now protect law enforcement, claiming she looked at officers in an "intimidating manner."
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texas when they made their university:
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hold on i almost got it. there's something here
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dialect coach: you look nice today austin. austin: thank you...thank you very m- dialect coach: remember what we worked on.
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Austin Butler says he hired a dialect coach to help him get rid of his infamous ‘Elvis’ accent.
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i'm sorry babe...i think i would be in a better Spot If I Wrapped up our relationship...
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call me Kate the way i'm...actually don't call me. i'm in the Middle of a Ton of stuff right now
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@emilio__oilime
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3 years
so there are private twitter users quoting your tweet right now, but you can’t see them?
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@emilio__oilime
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i hope it's Man Sets Himself Up For Success ❤️
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@emilio__oilime
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2 years
@excesstential got his ass 😂😂 this one’s for democracy!!
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do y’all have “forbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?
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how bikers eat there sketty
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miss teacher are we folding the paper hamburger style or glizzy style
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@miss_pidgey someone said my fat ass thought this was fried chicken
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@normalmadeline new twitter main character: neurodivergent landlord
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the cinnabon at the airport:
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3 years
sitting under this and disassociating >>>>
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@emilio__oilime
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Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about the eclipse because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own 'eclipse' for almost 20 years.
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100k is not nearly enough for this
@Brink_Thinker
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Would you do it?
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this was a turn of events
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me eating dinner:
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YouTube Is Everything To Me.
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i had someone peer review my essay for this class and they told me i fell off ooh i needed that
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A university in Canada is offering a class about Drake and the Weeknd
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don’t let the balloon guy see this
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Matthew Goldin
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You don't need to have a Ph.D. in cooking to understand that a little bit of snark adds +10 to deliciousness. I love eating shit like this.
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@normalmadeline nine months is how long a 7 day cruise feels to me
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mfs in 1788 be like
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3 years
twitter headquarters: fleets are a good way for everyone to get in the conversation. fleets:
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@cheapshimmerr the audacity.
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@BigMoistEd mfs with the iPhone 3G swear apple out to get them
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@HallGrae i've literally never seen it idk what else to say
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this came to me in a dream
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@Advil_Boofer i can’t tell which is worse
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4 years
new Bach just dropped
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fell to my knees
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@LameAsChris come thru brother
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@A12120NA my tenants are pissed
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AI is officially getting scary, folks.👇
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i’m built like this
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TikTok has increased its maximum video length to 10 minutes.
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@FlimfloomVEVO let’s goooo
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@101stgec what are we supposed to do 😂
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@emilio__oilime
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2 years
[listening to top songs of 2021 playlist] this is awesome [skips every song due to memories associated with it]
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ur telling me a cricket runs this wireless company
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