If you are insistent on trading for yourself, here’s my best advice: - prioritise doing whatever you can TODAY to give yourself the best chance of making money TODAY. - don’t try to solve problems you don’t have yet. Rinse and repeat every day and you might just survive.

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YOUR OUTRAGEOUS LYING has to stop @SpeakerJohnson What you put forth was a ANONYMOUS VOTE so REPUBLICANS could vote IN SECRET. Your goal is to HIDE THE NAMES. DEMOCRATS said NO to that. Not the release. EVERY REPORTER should have called out your lie. https://t.co/Bk7aJkinOO

i put my blog back up. it now lives here cos I was a dumbass and let the domain expire https://t.co/bn3HmSRe6c

lots of people dunking on this, for good reason. you can only eat what you’re fed in markets. simple momentum / short term reversal in stocks is never gonna be more than a sharpe 0.5 strategy. no amount of smarts can make market inefficiencies become bigger then they are

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@French_Mastiff @OneHotCode1 @bennpeifert cheat-sheet: arbitrage means RV RV means mkt neutral mkt neutral means delta neutral delta neutral means long-short long-short means conditional beta conditional beta means VoL RP Vol RP means Var RP Var RP means Options for income Options for income means Income from Newsletter

Some questions about risk in crypto futures basis trades. So I made a picture 👇

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I have been blessed by the gambling gods

Definitely not @ScottPh77711570 (Cnut)

My friends are so supportive

bro if we could trade in vector space we’d make so much money

If you ever use the word orthogonal around me then we can still be friends, but I’m gonna think a lot less of you.

@ponzi_tradoor @KrisAbdelmessih

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whichever sicko did this (implementing pca(nipals) in pure sql), i love you https://t.co/UNlc1c9wiF

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anyone have an "easy" way to do rolling approximate quantile ranks in duckdb?

I’m Kris from Robot Wealth. An engineer who fell in love with markets, found a place in professional low-latency futures trading, and eventually stepped away to trade my own book. That outsider → pro → indie arc is the lens for everything I’ll share here. Most weeks I’ll be