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Seattle lover, mariners/hawks appreciator, sonics misser, son haver, Montana State graduater. Colorado liver. Nathan fielder.
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@ETlosers If a kids too into politics, it’s usually always a giant failure from strange parents. The 2 is nonsense but even 10 year olds obsessed with trump or whoever, is sad. Let them be kids.
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@CBJSamper @JakeSucky He’s literally running a crypto scam on his fans and we’re still riding his meat? Insane dedication to the craft.
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@tadayasu2287 @NoContextBrits We’ll just pretend this is true…. it’s okay to steal shit as long as you take better care of it than the original owner?.
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@nxolette @hasanthehun Never seen someone able to get a powder on a tissue, snort it, without spilling any or having any in their nostrils two seconds later in an hd camera shot.
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@NobleQAli All timer story night for the guy kicked out at a small comedy club for mildly heckling.
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@CantEverDie Saying “slightly autistic” is always the sign of a weirdo parent, just as an fyi for anyone unaware.
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@Pogitoed @LiveJoeBets This is 43 to 1 money. Theres no world where any starting qb would have 43 to 1 odds offered for throwing two tds.
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@AndySwan @Justin71550453 This just in, wealthier areas require less social service funding at schools for kids. Thanks Andy. Got any other big discoveries you want to share?.
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@pearlythingz @animalfurnace @hollowearthterf You’re a theater kid who’s adapted to a right wing grift. Can we knockoff the tough act? It’s funny and all but be real with yourself. Congrats on the working out though. Really proud of you and I hope this got you the self esteem you wanted from your audience of 50+ year old men.
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@jtrazz23 @initforthenews2 @stevencnc @meetmikehiggins @WebbAdventures Professional leach. He doesn’t get that this painter dude has been burned by freaks like him before and wants to get payment asap.
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@hemuphobia Delivery drivers have a higher death rate than cops. It’s such a weird new fad where everyone’s decided it’s okay to be a paranoid agoraphobe and we have to enable it.
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@Lebronin1 @jasrifootball Looking horrible vs being able to grow old and be functional with your friends and family post-football.
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@AndySwan @Justin71550453 Infrastructure needs (older schools) poverty services and academic challenges. Parents in wealthy areas usually have the resources for tutoring/they themselves have a one parent working household and can help monitor their child’s academic progress and influence it heavily.
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@ETlosers Absolutely. Not a police guy, but when my son sees a police car and points it out and goes “look at that cool police mustang!”, I don’t go into any of my personal beliefs and just say “yeah buddy it sure is”.
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@TheRocketRalph @CantEverDie Uber eats/DoorDash every single meal from a niceish place. Big ass order of Sushi as an example.
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@LittleKeegs0 @LittleMammith @ArtemisConsort @RealDianeYap Anyone who is pretending he’s not is also an idiot or coping with the fact that him being the richest person on the planet disproves America is meritocracy near irrefutably.
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@samknight1 Yeah I’m sure it was the antisemetic TikTok’s and not the years of bombing, and keeping in an open air prison. Pretty incredible this guy has went to the best universities in the world.
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@Daniel86Cycles @altmadaf Becuase they have experience with putting out fires, they could be out helping the masses instead of guarding a singular home. Not to mention the equipment and water they are using for again a singular home.
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@joecassady13 @LwyrUp406 They don’t. He’s more than happy talking about someone’s personal life and making judgments on it but is crying about people laughing at russ’ corniness. It makes zero sense unless you factor in extreme defensiveness and being a giant homer.
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@nxolette @hasanthehun Says the person who’s a big enough square to think you can blow coke off a tissue from your pocket without spilling and have no trace in your nose.
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@powcampsurvivor @S8Dtwit They’ll hate you for this but it’s like harassing a grocery store employee about prices. Direct the energy to a higher place.
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@jacksonhinklle @JessicaLBurbank “Vintage moped restorations” as if that’s not as chachy as the suit.
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@TrumpFollower62 @LittleKeegs0 @LittleMammith @ArtemisConsort @RealDianeYap So just being a racist dork with no relation to the topic is your answer? Super cool man. Christian nationalist about the nuclear family I’m sure who’s a professional whack off artist and has never been on a serious date. School shooter but never could muster it build.
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@AndySwan @Justin71550453 But hey man, again im glad you’re learning that areas in need require more funding. No child left behind did the opposite and it was devestating for those areas. Not that you want to get into that I’m sure.
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@jakebackpack “Left leaning” lol. because they larp as hippies. I promise you from intimate experience, it’s about 1-2% “left leaning” at this point in these mom groups. Trump, Covid, and the vaccines radicalized them to the point of being conservative freaks for the most part
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@TeamBlakjak @collinscollin77 @FBrownCow @DailyLoud Middle manning items and buying up supply is just hurting the consumers and will turn them off to your product. Get a real job.
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@afond @not_a_heather Not draining cities budgets while scrolling Facebook groups would be a good start.
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@konaxdev Moms are underrated gamers. My moms FarmVille plot back in 2007 was psychotically organized and she had timers set up for the shit. She had to quit on the game but the lady’s retired so maybe gotta try to get her into Duolingo ranked leagues.
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@LanaLokteff @ohmland28 @lovingracism She’s showing her family. teachers do that. Jesus Christ you’re repulsive.
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@fiyaboifiya @Wakingatlastres @ohmakeda Most all of the richest people on earth got large inheritances/inherited a business. Thinking America is a meritocracy as an adult in 2025 is toddler minded man. Give them a fraction of a billion and let them enjoy life instead of means tesfing it like a psycho…?.
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@BunkiePerkins @edsbs Classic football player on the basketball team highlight reel. Not a single shot past the restricted area. It’s beautiful.
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@gooftroop5000 @LouisvilleGun @LeviTheGiant “Would gladly pay 20 bucks a month for Reddit” is so bleak. Maybe some sort of hobbies or maybe a meetup group?.
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@AntonioJLievano @elonmusk This might be the saddest verified account on Twitter and that’s saying quite a bit.
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@janicehisle @jmjanks Yeah I was behind Janice eating from my bag of paint chips and me and my buddies were all calling it an angel flag and decided Jesus himself twisted it up for Trump. Libs are such cynical losers who can’t see the power of god. Keep speaking truth to power Janice.
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@PurpyNFL It also sucks that he does seem like an incredibly nice, family guy. I want to hate the Celtics star and would prefer if he was a bad person too.
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@MabonTail @yung_roach02 @runolgarun Cops aren’t pulling “good old boys” like this over to give them tickets. Lots of illegal truck modifications out in Colorado too and they drive by parked cops, just sitting there everyday. They probably would fist bump someone with a lift kit like this.
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@nxolette @hasanthehun It’s okay that you were completely sheltered but telling someone to touch grass with your DARE jr high version of what coke is, is as the kids say “cringe”.
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@teusunami @Myth_ @Abacoot Bro. Kids see that at the beach or the pool. We gonna ban kids from the beach or bikinis? Comparing the two is just ridiculous.
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@buzzmccalllster Taking pictures of a child at work and posting them for other people larping as frat guys. I’d honestly consider going out the honorable way if that was my life.
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@hutchinson You know this dudes getting voted out by his hog base but I mean props on being a human being with empathy and being able toactually look at the realities of trans youth in sports and how it’s just been a culture war topic.
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@GoodSoupyo @EriHernandez702 @ODSTHBoss @JSCmaster @YoinkedMate @Bones0nly @Dexerto @MrBeast Yep. Pretty rare for someone vision impaired (without a severe severe accident) to have zero vision at all. Son is legally blind and went to a preschool for the blind and not one kid there I met had zero vision. Closest was one girl could only really see shadows and lights.
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@nxolette @hasanthehun It’s okay that you posted cringe. No need to gaslight it. Just move on and take the L.
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@hutchinson “Ultimately, his veto will likely be in vain. Utah’s legislature is expected to override it later this week.” Ugh. Welp.
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@JaCabrera24 @bigpackers4x “consciously uncoupling”. This chick able to do anything normal?.
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@johnikins27 @ComplexSports I mean people buy their shit that never would because it’s legit a hat/shirt/hoodie that says cocks on it. This is officially licensed.
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@Gabe_Trust @gamerskin940 @snmrrw They have an insane legal team and will burn her time while she has to pay absurd legal feee and they burn her cash. Would love to be wrong. And the courtroom isn’t ruled by logic and reason at all. Countless examples of that.
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@RightWingCope (Please get well soon) she says after she makes his serious medical situation about her current culture war.
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@breakingbaht @HerbertBraun44 @waltermasterson You’re a hero man. Thanks for standing up for the weirdo billionaire over and over again.
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@lufcgilly @ForestedPlains @joshuahitchiker @HungoverBandit @Morrigan_Astro @Justin_Thiel They’re loser racists larping as trads on a social media site. Best explanation possible.
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@fiyaboifiya @Wakingatlastres @ohmakeda You’re very close to unironically advocating for picking a dinner with jay-z over a million dollars, man. Please reflect.
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@Hinkdad @fuckyouiquit Retweeting catturd and posting Tomas Sewell videos as if it takes away from the fact that trickle down clearly has not worked objectively. Love that for you man.
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@PurpyNFL Bro had like 3 family members die a few years ago from covid and maybe got two months of not being cooked constantly for shit he can’t control.
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@lilphil1999 @LetTubHunt @MasterSage_ @IcyMaxey @jeromeabc2003 Him and Stephen A, are both smart as hell. They’re playing characters and a lot of their bad takes, are intentionally bad.
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@BadVaccineTakes Guaranteed this person had lots to say about medical autonomy when they were attempting to make an actual vaccine mandate. Cool with drugging a loved one without them knowing though. Kind of low hanging fruit to point out hypocrisy from these types, but yeah.
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@CreamyWeaver @SergeantAngel_ Not so sure about that boss. I got these windpipes attached to a rock and now clouds are no more around here.
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@finnmac79 @Parkyprakhar @elonmusk Plenty of articles/think pieces and huge court cases involving it in the past few years. Not really insider information and sad as hell elon didn’t know it, yeah.
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@JUNlPER Gen x really kills the lead poisoning game. They truly don’t get enough shine for it. Boomers selfish again.
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@Angelica_Reed1 @CantEverDie Full grown adult who hasn’t gotten past mid 2000s MySpace flirting. Devastating.
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@aBunny4Liberty @LorrieAnn25 @HalSparks Thanks for that very important clarification and for glazing a low energy, boring 80 year old man.
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@JerryTurin @KingObi Keep saying that my guy. It implies you know it’s morally abhorrent and you’re still gonna glaze Ron.
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