Kafka, Esq. 🧌
@metalgearobama
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Lol.
AI is obviously gonna one-shot the human limbic system. That said, I predict – counter-intuitively – that it will *increase* the birth rate!. Mark my words. Also, we’re gonna program it that way.
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$133 million is not enough to support your 8 kids in Trump’s economy.
Heartbreaking: Cam Newton struggles with no longer being "Superman" to his 8 kids after losing his NFL salary:. "Being in the NFL, everyone knows there's a large sum of money that comes to you in a short span of time and being away from the game for three years, those checks
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Seems like every branch of the government has their own special forces these days. We need to give the Federal Reserve some Operators.
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RT @maiamindel: Hearing that the U of Chicago cuts to the humanities come from the university taking out loads of debt to expand over the p….
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Come on 50 bps raise.
BREAKING: Fed Member Hammack says she does not see a case for a September rate cut after recent data.
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You gotta kinda respect that she knows she isn’t a good actress and needs to cash out now while she can.
Sydney Sweeney comments on the backlash from her bathwater soap:. “It was mainly the girls making comments about it, which I thought was really interesting. They all loved the idea of Jacob Elordi’s bathwater.”. (
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Why are you defending violent criminals?.
This is insane. There are thousands of rapists, pedophiles, and murderers of all kinds who never got anything close to half a century in prison. Our justice system actively favors dangerous criminals and takes advantage of any opportunity to ruin the lives of normal people who.
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I don’t think that could possibly be true. That would exceed French KIA in WW1 lol.
NEW - Ukraine has reportedly lost 1.7 million men in the Russia-Ukraine war.
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One of the best days ever.
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Bubble pop isn’t here until Zuck changes the company name to MetAI.
*META FREEZES AI HIRING: WSJ.
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RT @metalgearobama: I keep laughing at the idea of the Fed retiring Jerome Powell’s jersey and them just raising an empty full suit to the….
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Pure cocaine is about to make a big comeback.
Closing out the White House press briefing today, @PressSec is asked about US boots on the ground in Venezuela. She notably does not rule out that possibility.
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My god, it’s the Democratic Party in microcosm.
NYC Board of Elections sent Eric Adams campaign a letter today to formally tell him he has to drop a ballot line - either "Safe & Affordable" or "EndAntiSemitism." Can't do both.
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He is simply the greatest to ever do it
BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips.
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RT @WhiteAyatollah: I double dog dare the government to give me a gun and house me in IDF barracks.
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2029: the Brandonvirus has escaped containment and gone worldwide. President Le Pen sits at 5% approval. President Xi is asked to step down after falling asleep during a press conference.
New - party favorbilty poll - Net . 🔴 Republicans: -5%.🔵 Democrats: -11%. Cygnal #B.
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Guy who has clearly only been to Oahu.
Oh, you were celebrating lahoewaheeaaaaaaaa, why didn't you say so?. I can't stand Hawaii. The natives all hate you unless they're directly making money from you. Outside tourist areas, it's a hellhole, and everyone is rude. One of the worst states in the country.
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Pack.
Unfortunately, I was part of a recent restructuring and am looking for new opportunities. I’ve worked as a data analyst for 12+ years and am looking for opportunities in data/public policy analysis in the SF Bay Area! LinkedIn in replies below!.
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I’m getting ads on youtube for breaking porn addiction through the power of prayer. What the fuck did I click on
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