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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
they really don’t make women’s shorts like this anymore and we’re all suffering for it.
@mrscaew
сиера šŸ•Šļø
1 year
rotating the warm weather wardrobe IN
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@altmadaf
madison
4 months
ā€œprivate firefightersā€ it’s been nice knowing everyone but there truly is no hope for the future.
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Matthias Gafni
4 months
Private firefighters guard this Hollywood Hills house from #SunsetFire. They’ve set up sprinklers to cascade water from the second story eaves. They will guard all night.
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@altmadaf
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
please please please let me get what i want
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
it’s wild how many educated ppl are just ignoring the usa’s rising trend of socially acceptable misogyny and harassment. here’s posts from morgan riddle, us tennis player taylor fritz’s girlfriend, about her super bowl experience
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@altmadaf
madison
3 months
thursday? this thursday? no i can’t make it. no, the curse won’t be lifted by then.
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@altmadaf
madison
3 months
hey so this is crazy.
@HollyGrayle
Holly Grayle
3 months
Saying Pamela Anderson looks "ethereal" with no makeup is both anti-black and transphobic. 🤔
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
if u don’t get it it’s not for you.
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@altmadaf
madison
11 months
i shouldn’t be on twitter. i should be your WIFE!.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 month
who took over pitchfork this week lol i love it keep it up.
@pitchfork
Pitchfork
1 month
For Katy Perry’s class of people, nothing is at stake and nothing ever has to change, so concepts like empowerment, hope, and resilience have no material reality. They are words for an Instagram caption, lyrics to a song.
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@altmadaf
madison
3 months
(pleasantly) ā€œwell it’s because of the curseā€.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
me when joyce carol oates calls out the victim mindset
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@altmadaf
madison
4 months
catching up on bird flu news seeing that the entire state of georgia (the largest supplier of chicken and eggs in the entire country?) has halted *all* poultry production šŸ™‚šŸ™ƒ.
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@altmadaf
madison
28 days
it's on tubu. it's literally on heebee. log onto poob right now. that's what you sound like and you should be embarrassed
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@altmadaf
madison
7 months
the thing about being in your 30s is that generally people have calmed down and there’s less drama/gossip/etc… but when there is something going on it’s soooo much juicer.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
when the inclusive feminist hair salon is taking staff pics:
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@altmadaf
madison
11 months
it’s true. i love going to the grocery store.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
i mention her bf just to indicate that she is a pro at attending big, international sport events. she’s a full time influencer but i think she had a ā€œregularā€ job before media started paying attention to her as his gf. also, she’s the only influencer i’ve seen post ab Palestine.
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@altmadaf
madison
6 months
classic feminine trait of lurking too hard and finding information that makes you SICK.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
sorry it’s kudzu
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@altmadaf
madison
13 days
upstate new york is so scary. there's a lot of wealthy, inelegant 20-30 somethings who insist that their medium to large sized dog has to go into every restaurant and storefront.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
i’m sure that people are being really normal in the replies on this post ā¤ļø circling back, morgan posted messages from other women
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@altmadaf
madison
6 months
me when i don’t want to eat my overnight oats:.
@tamara__1997
tamara & the memes
6 months
Do people realise that the concept of meal prep is the most hyper individualistic capitalist concept that represents everything wrong with society.
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@altmadaf
madison
4 months
when people say frozen grapes are just like eating ice cream it’s like oh a lot of people are eating ice cream in a way that is so scary to me.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
red dye 40 summer ā¤ļøšŸ’šŸ’„šŸŒŗ.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
:( sorry but -
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@altmadaf
madison
21 days
but what can be done about the male loneliness epidemic :(
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
astrology is real.
@yungkalez
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2 years
drake prediction mid may 2024; if he is resistant to change, maturity + assuming an authoritative role, this will be extremely challenging. it makes me think of a shocking headline that reveals he’s actually an awful absent father or something, thus effecting his career —
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
circling back… it’s so important to remember that THIS is the original tweet that made her pop off 😭
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
please… stop putting it on the timeline
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
no one is intuitively eating overnight oats.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
thanks everyone!! i didn’t think of THRIFTING!!! šŸ™„.
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@altmadaf
madison
3 months
is 2004 when lays had the fat-free chips made with olestra that caused severe stomach cramping and diarrhea? it was around then. can someone pass me a vintage 100 calorie oreo snack pack though, those were actually good.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
@youwouldntpost i disagree… his choice of peanut butter ice cream is a delight to know about.
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@altmadaf
madison
9 months
at my core i am who i’ve always been… a woman who loves jcrew.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
is anyone else watching this guy go from one pound of honey/day to one gallon of low quality orange juice to 2-3 cans of concentrate per day
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@altmadaf
madison
1 month
love how she's using those coquette target sheets just like the rest of us.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Lana Del Rey stuns with side profile.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
big and greedy šŸ˜
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@altmadaf
madison
10 months
is this still allowed
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@altmadaf
madison
5 months
granola right is about to speed run bird flu.
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@altmadaf
madison
18 days
400 advanced words ā¤ļø.
@Know1edge24x7
This account will boost your knowledge
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400 advanced words
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
women will see one new street style photo of an olsen twin and say ā€œwe really needed thisā€
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@altmadaf
madison
2 years
so much of modern life is so unromantic….
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@altmadaf
madison
3 months
oh i’m your type? a petite brunette?? groundbreaking. .
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
šŸšØā¤ļøšŸ’ need to see what everyone is using their mini bonne maman jars for, it’s an emergency. .
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@altmadaf
madison
5 months
i thought bits were supposed to be funny this is some huge loser shit.
@SubwayTakes
SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
5 months
CEOs are people too and they deserve more respect feat @Enron CEO @connorgaydos
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
hii good morning
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@altmadaf
madison
10 months
shoutout to this swimsuit brand for showing a bikini on the different body types: 5’7, 5’8, and 5’9 šŸ™
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@altmadaf
madison
26 days
i'm kinda trying to be the female version of this
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
@yungdessalines this happened to georgia peach crops this year
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@altmadaf
madison
4 months
crazy how x the everything app used to be a good place for breaking news!.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
@miri_yam_ agreed completely both in my personal experiences and in observations.
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@altmadaf
madison
7 months
every day i find out something strange and unusual about british culture wdym why am i eating fried foods with my hands. .
@clara_ish
Clara Hill šŸ‡µšŸ‡ø
7 months
Americans on TikTok loooove to eat fish and chips with their hands??? Why?
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
maybe if you were having 100g of protein daily you’d be less of a bitch.
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1 year
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@altmadaf
madison
2 years
don’t understand the tweets saying that today will be horrible in margaritaville’s. today will be like an irish wake. you people obviously don’t understand the culture.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
red dye 40 summer ā¤ļøšŸŒ¹šŸ“šŸ’šŸ’„
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@altmadaf
madison
4 months
the people who have me blocked on here (s*gh sw**n, cr*denzaclear2, ivy w*lk, lindy man) let me know that even if i’m a bitch my heart is in the right place 🫶.
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@altmadaf
madison
2 months
pink collar is already a thing and it’s not what you’re calling it.
@therawhuni
belle
2 months
girl who has her own business but it’s pink collar and she doesn’t take any work before 10am, lives in nature, has low stress levels, wears loose cotton clothing instead of corporate suits, makes sourdough french toast and raw milk lattes for him and they spend mornings barefoot
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@altmadaf
madison
10 months
oh but when i said p*rf*me content was getting a bit weird and over-saturated on here a few months ago….
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1 year
what are we doing here
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@altmadaf
madison
2 months
ok so. the thing about ā€œno takeout for a weekā€ is that it doesn’t apply to the local place with the really good house-made ranch dressing that uses local ground beef in their cheeseburger
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@altmadaf
madison
5 months
like a potluck dinner, but worse! šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø.
@SouthDallasFood
South Dallas Foodie
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Uber eats roulette I love this idea
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@altmadaf
madison
10 months
ok diva šŸ’….
@WhittersRichard
Richard Whitters
10 months
The Japanese Snow Fairy, is one of the deadliest predatory birds ever designed by, well, the Devil I assume!. Its claws exude a terrifying 0.000000013 foot pounds of pressure, and its razor sharp beak can puncture nearly any light paper bag, if the bag is wetted first. Doom!
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@altmadaf
madison
3 years
@coldhealing i love women.
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@altmadaf
madison
6 months
i thought the catholics still had rules about knees showing in the church??.
@thewaronbeauty
The War on Beauty
6 months
Reporting live from St. Vincent de PaulšŸ•Šļø this has to be one of the most beautiful altars in the country!
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madison
1 year
@magdajtaylor hearing that abercrombie has a ā€œdad shortā€ that people like and also la apparel 🫔🫔.
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@altmadaf
madison
3 years
we need a different term than rotting in bed. that’s not what i’m doing.
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@altmadaf
madison
11 months
i told my dad about the ā€œhot girls eat tinned fishā€ and he said that the construction workers have been at it for a lot longer.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
sounds so cheesy but genuinely one of the most life-changing things for me was changing the thought pattern of ā€œi have to do thisā€ to ā€œi get to do thisā€.
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@altmadaf
madison
9 months
can’t wait to be doing this at 51 years old.
@Am_Blujay
The Instigator
9 months
There is no need to be doing this at 51 years old šŸ˜‘šŸ˜‘
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@altmadaf
madison
3 months
@latkedelrey probably this but i’m surprised the welovecoco ig page hasn’t done a post yet
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
no. girls with big brown eyes had 8 months of ā€œthis baby deer is meā€ posts. this cunty big cat is for women with sparkling sexy killer eyes
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@altmadaf
madison
5 months
@yippingyapping omg idk her content at all it just was on my reels scrolling and i was like wow mood lmao.
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@altmadaf
madison
9 months
we really shouldn’t have to see this man reenacting his childhood wounds like this. daddy didn’t tell you what a good job you did jumping in the air? it’s unbecoming.
@CEOre_
Alex
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Elon Musk jumps in the air šŸ”„šŸ˜‚
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
excuse me That’s Mine
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1 year
sometimes god rewards the small town life
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@altmadaf
madison
9 months
crazy how basically every dress is so ugly now. .
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
if we’re being honest i need to get some brandy melville 100% cotton baby tees about this….
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
this could fix me.
@wheelswordsmith
wheels
1 year
about to take my wfh game to levels not seen since 1842
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@altmadaf
madison
2 years
obsessed w this person coming for martha stewart in yungkombucha’s comments i’m lmao ā€œgirlieā€ and ā€œbabe log offā€ šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€
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@altmadaf
madison
5 months
s*gh sw**n still the dumbest bitch on here i see.
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@altmadaf
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4 months
@theonlyjordan__ šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«.
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@altmadaf
madison
2 years
we need an app that scans grocery items and tells you which ingredients are banned in other countries
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madison
1 year
the body keeps the score backlash yes i’ve been praying for days like this šŸ™.
@somethings_awry
Zweil
1 year
It's amazing how little this book helped, as opposed to just traumatizing me more
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@altmadaf
madison
7 months
life used to be so simple.
@offdutyrunway
offduty ā­’ runway
7 months
footage of bella hadid & gigi hadid rapping ā€œstarshipsā€ by nicki minaj backstage for the victoria’s secret fashion show (2016)
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
looking forward to the curse that was put on me during the 2017 eclipse to be lifted today
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
@melinskers literally just a sentient mood-board.
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@altmadaf
madison
14 days
none of them if i'm being honest ā¤ļø.
@arctiquehare
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What groceries u been into recently.
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@altmadaf
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1 year
my 91 year old grandma had cheese fries and a beer for mother’s day lunch.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
this sad and insane story is about mysticxlipstick danielle ayoka?!?!
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@latimes
Los Angeles Times
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Danielle Johnson, who went by Danielle Ayoka online, called the astronomical event ā€œthe epitome spiritual warfareā€ and told people they needed to ā€œpick a side" .
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@altmadaf
madison
2 years
there should be a goodreads or letterboxd style website for recipes.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
not even romanticizing it when i say that quarantine lockdown era was one of the top three best times of my life….
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@altmadaf
madison
3 years
my triggering hot takes are intuitive eating is an ed, recovery from ed within our current mental health framework is a scam, it’s empowering to educate yourself about what you’re consuming, it’s loser behavior to be triggered by a celebrity, and that you can be hot in your 30s.
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@altmadaf
madison
11 months
i think i’m gonna lean back into hedonism.
@AugustLamm
August Lamm
11 months
I'm calling it right now: abstention is the next big thing. Sobriety, celibacy, digital minimalism, dumb phones, religion. The age of hedonistic hyper-consumption is over. We're moving into a new and peaceful age marked by moderation and self-discipline. I can't wait.
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@altmadaf
madison
1 year
they’re making the grapes too big
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