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Steve Carpenter

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I'm halfway, fully, nearly, close to just beyond it. Football, Fly Fishing, Live Music Junkie. Burgeoning Caniac: #Browns #Buckeyes #CFB #Phish #LetsGoCanes

Joined February 2012
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Steve Carpenter
10 months
@meetmikehiggins @WebbAdventures So you’re his financial advisor now?! JFC just pay your bills, deadbeat! 🤣🤣🤣.
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2 years
@ultCLEsports @Gbush91 Said this earlier, but people have donated $6 million in his name for a bunch of poor kids to get toys, which is wonderful! But it might be time to set aside a little money for him and his family because they’re definitely going to need it!.
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Steve Carpenter
6 months
Ryan Day is a nice guy. He and his family don’t deserve the hatred they will undoubtedly receive. But he is not an Ohio State caliber head coach. I wish him well but it’s time to move on. .
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Steve Carpenter
7 years
@kylegriffin1 @SportsOhio7 I was just talking to someone the other day about how USPS was considering serious cutbacks, price increases, eliminating Saturday delivery. only a few shot years ago. One could argue that Amazon actually save them.
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Steve Carpenter
5 months
I got to say, I’ve defended Herbstreit for some of his criticism about Ohio State and their fans as being legitimate. But it’s clear that this has become very personal for him. He should probably step away and stop making any more comments about the subject.
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Steve Carpenter
4 years
@stillgray Did she really say “my phone is in there?!”😳.
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Steve Carpenter
5 years
@dcexaminer Gotta love the woke, white mob telling the reasonable black woman to keep her history in a closet or museum somewhere.
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3 years
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5 years
Who did this?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Steve Carpenter
1 year
I mean, I understand the KC hatred but no one‘s actually rooting for Baltimore next weekend… Right?.
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Steve Carpenter
1 year
@GMErectheus @tsunamiself @GulartCS @SpookiestLee @kaylamellis_ @AliceSl30028386 Imagine composing an entire novel, only to circle back around and admit that your hospital spends all that money, on all those things, and still somehow manages to provide free parking! 🤣.
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3 years
@Super70sSports 🤔Decisions, decisions…
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Steve Carpenter
7 years
@FranRN @kylegriffin1 Both Fedex and UPS use USPS for some deliveries:
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Steve Carpenter
7 years
@jaketapper @ACLU Welp, I guess it’s official. Obama is now “literally Hitler” too. 🤷‍♂️.
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Steve Carpenter
4 years
Boomer Esiason just now; “Chase Young, a guy who didn’t play very much at Ohio State but you knew he was gonna be good. ” 🤦‍♂️.
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Steve Carpenter
2 years
@Phil_Lewis_ This kid needs his free time like he needs oxygen. 🤣
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Steve Carpenter
4 years
@ClayTravis I’m sure Twitter will attached their misinformation label any second now….
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Steve Carpenter
5 years
@AugustaMOwens @TheLaurenChen I’ve found that hardest challenge in parenting is striking a balance between preparing children for what we see as “the real world”, without projecting our own biases, fears, insecurities. .
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Steve Carpenter
9 months
@initforthenews2 @meetmikehiggins @WebbAdventures I mean, I’m a landlord too but I pay my vendors and treat people with respect.
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Steve Carpenter
4 years
@Breaking911 Inflation is a tax on the poor.
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6 months
@swankywolverine @A_M_D_16 The Big House. 🥴
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Steve Carpenter
2 years
@jbook37 All those crying that this is a witchhunt against Harbaugh are probably right to an extent, but it’s completely self-inflicted. He thumbed his nose at the investigation into a minor in fraction and pissed a lot of people off, just like he has everywhere he’s been.
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Steve Carpenter
7 years
@Ronacesports @Brett_McMurphy If he went 7-5 every year he wouldn’t be HC at TOSU. 🤷‍♂️.
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4 years
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4 years
Do not ask him about inflation. #JetpackJoe
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Steve Carpenter
5 years
@LegallyAutumn @chadfelixg Since protests are apparently the only safe form of large public gatherings, I’d like to request that a few bands begin schedule a traveling series of “protests” this summer. I will gladly make a donation to a worthy cause of your choosing to attend.
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Steve Carpenter
4 years
I don’t often talk about this publicly but today is probably the most significant day in my life. March 8, 1996 was the day that that I realized drugs and alcohol were destroying my life and that without help I would likely end up either dead or institutionalized. This is not a.
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3 years
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3 years
@BanditQueen25 @TPostMillennial You have a pharmaceutical companies name in your bio. Lol!.
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Steve Carpenter
4 years
@benshapiro @nypost Twitter, Facebook, YouTube literally flagged posts and suspended accounts of those who dared to report this six weeks ago. Wonder what changed? 🤔.
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Steve Carpenter
6 months
@11W I love this dude’s competitiveness and unselfishness, but we are doomed if he has to play in a playoff game.
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Steve Carpenter
3 years
@rosesnbloom1 I know right? I mean who really likes a moist cake with good texture and cream cheese frosting anyway? 🤦‍♂️.
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Steve Carpenter
7 years
@clevezirm Not defending the guy but he's not wrong here.
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Steve Carpenter
5 years
@aturner1776 @guypbenson This is 100% right! People will slam their next door neighbor on the neighborhood Facebook group for a barking dog, or parking on the street overnight, rather than having a polite conversation.
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Steve Carpenter
5 years
@Shrewsy19 For those wondering why the second amendment is as important today as it was 233 years ago.
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Steve Carpenter
5 years
@EddieGlasper @BlessUSA45 Because they don’t want their business looted and burned to the ground.
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Steve Carpenter
4 years
I just got a call that a very close childhood friend committed suicide today. Please, please, please make wellness checks on the ones that you love!!! 😢.
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Steve Carpenter
4 years
@ESPNCleveland @TheRealTRizzo @bakermayfield BREAKING: Every team they play the rest of the year will do the same.
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Steve Carpenter
5 years
@ClayTravis Best part about this tweet is that we’ll get to see in a few weeks. No hiding behind hypothetical bs takes that will never play out on the field.
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3 years
@prof_freedom Winner! 🤣
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3 years
@Hodlnautxrp @Breaking911 🤣 We only wish that’s all it was! It’s. $30 trillion+ sir!.
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Steve Carpenter
4 years
Almost hurts to type but watching Notre Dame, Alabama and Clemson play this weekend, Ohio State looks nothing like any of the three. .
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Steve Carpenter
5 years
@DezBryant @Ryland_TakeNoL Good to see cancel culture is still alive and well. 🙄.
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Steve Carpenter
5 years
@ClayTravis Raise your hand if you ever envisioned the day when saluting police and firemen on 9/11 would become a political issue so offensive that it justified suspension.
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Steve Carpenter
5 years
@ZekeJMiller @HotlineJosh Social workers are going to be busy. .
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Steve Carpenter
3 years
@andrewwnoles @stillgray (Whispers): You don’t need to yell at your kids to get them to behave.
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Steve Carpenter
3 years
@JohnHen36792009 No man those are still good! Just throw in a little extra sauce on ‘em.
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Steve Carpenter
5 years
@CLEsportsTalk @NickPedone12 Someone needs to make a Browns jersey with the names of all the QBs the Hue claimed he wanted.
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Steve Carpenter
3 years
@BrownSpiderCLE If you’re gonna ask the question, then just ask the question. No need to babble and then try to answer it for him.
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Steve Carpenter
3 years
@AdamSchefter Reading through some of these comments, it’s never been more clear that grace and humility have been the two greatest casualties of social media. 🤮🤮🤮.
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Steve Carpenter
3 years
@Brick_Suit Sadly, 75% of the people who see this will believe it without even giving it a second thought. .
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Steve Carpenter
5 years
@LizSly Basically you’re confirming the deep state is real.
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Steve Carpenter
2 years
@dandakich Dude, interviewed for the Vikings job on national signing day FFS! 🤣🤣.
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Steve Carpenter
2 years
WTF is the point of having an alternate NFL Network channel?! @nflnetwork #browns.
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Steve Carpenter
4 years
@bellobass @jaketapper @kaitlancollins Jake probably does. 🤣.
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Steve Carpenter
3 years
@de_them @GeordieStory Quad vax will gain you access to the VIP lounge.
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Steve Carpenter
7 years
@RuiterWrongFAN Not gonna defend Hue and don’t really care if they fire him, but anyone who thinks this leads to more wins in 2018 is fooling themselves.
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Steve Carpenter
1 year
@GMErectheus @tsunamiself @GulartCS @SpookiestLee @kaylamellis_ @AliceSl30028386 So much so that they decided it would be unwise to nickel and dime people who are about to receive one of the biggest invoices they’ll probably ever see in their lives.
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Steve Carpenter
3 years
@ClevelandNowFL @CraigAFountain Greatest CFB tailgate sign of all time?
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Steve Carpenter
4 years
@piersmorgan @Stephe96 @thenewmexican Honestly, I'm so confused by this story. This is one of the most regulated industries around. Seems almost implausible that this could happen. Need more details. .
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Steve Carpenter
2 years
@Morbidful Literally just rewatched this last night with my 17 year old. 🤣
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2 years
@karnsies817 So they’re going 4-2 in the division and 2-9 against everyone else? 🤣.
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Steve Carpenter
3 years
For some reason I felt like rocking this bad boy today.
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Steve Carpenter
4 years
self-congratulatory tweet. It’s a message to those who may be in the same place that I was on that day 25 years ago that there is hope. Please reach out for help. You are not alone!.
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Steve Carpenter
7 years
@RapSheet Least surprising tweet of the pre-season.
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Steve Carpenter
3 years
“Hope it’s just pretending to believe in something until one day you don’t have to pretend anymore.“ ❤️❤️❤️. I can’t think of a student athlete that Ohio State could be happier to have represent them.
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“The dilemma is that nobody has to say something, but that is precisely why somebody has to say something.”. Ohio State University football star Harry Miller (@h_miller76) joins us to discuss his decision to step away from football to focus on mental health.
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Steve Carpenter
3 years
@yvettemlaboy Except for the part where it’s not actually a partnership, he’s an extremely well compensated employee in a cut throat business.
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3 years
Honest question: Who is the last US president that would have done this?.
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3 years
@IAPonomarenko "Ukraine's president vows to stay put as Russian invaders approach" Ukraine has a brave president who loves his people,and has not abandoned his people and his country. long live the heroic Ukrainian army، and the citizens of Ukraine who have taken up arms to defend themselves.
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@CUcrootin @BuckeyesCrootin They have 0.5 National Championships in the past 70 years. .
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3 years
@Thee_ElijahNeal @AndrewSiciliano The most famous person to ever wear your team’s uniform murdered his ex wife and a waiter……allegedly.
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7 years
@andrewperloff @ByNateUlrich @dpshow Not one legit Cleveland sports fan will pick LBJ.
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1 year
@AkronJackson I’m fairly certain the whole city of Cleveland was on the verge of a brown out. 🤣.
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Steve Carpenter
2 years
I try not to be too reactionary, but I can’t think of a single thing Stefanski did this season that gives me any confidence in him as a head coach going forward.
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Steve Carpenter
5 years
@HolyCow_Inc @fred035schultz 😳This is making me feel a lot better about the time I gave a customer the wrong black Lexus to drive home when I was a valet.
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Steve Carpenter
6 years
@stoolpresidente 🤔Apart from the last sentence about conference affiliation, one could literally write this exact tweet about another midwestern school.
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6 years
I feel sorry for all the self righteous OSU fans out there who refuse to listen to @M2SPodcast because its one of the best in my que. 🤷‍♂️.
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Steve Carpenter
3 years
@TheKardiac_Kid Now when your kids play hide and seek they can “hide with 6”.
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Steve Carpenter
1 year
@Browns @JoeFlacco This is not a knock on DTR but you can tell how much the veterans love this guy. The thought of working through the growing pains of a rookie quarterback, while trying to make a playoff run had to be less than appealing to guys like Za’Darius Smith, Myles Garrett….
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4 years
@silent_lasagna6 You give me the Browns in the Super Bowl and I’ll take Milli Vanilli at halftime.
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5 years
@Seaboogers @dcexaminer And yet none of them are even remotely aware that their words are just dripping with irony.
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1 year
@detroitnews @NCAA Nothing could be more on brand than turning a traffic ticket into jail time due to sheer arrogance.
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7 years
@joshgreenman “Hurt” by Johnny Cash.
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4 years
@IngrahamAngle The ones who got paid to play video games for a years and a half?.
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Steve Carpenter
3 years
People saying that there’s some large percentage of Republicans who are “rooting“ for Russia are either:. A) Not very bright.B) Easily manipulated.C) Being deliberately disingenuous for partisan reasons. Please think for yourselves people. This isn’t the time for that 💩.
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Steve Carpenter
4 years
Finally dropped #1 off at college. I may or may not sob s little on the way home tomorrow. 😭
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@peterpattakos If I ever end up in trouble, I want Pete on my side. This man will defend you to the bitter end.🤣🤣.
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Steve Carpenter
3 years
@RobDemovsky The hilarious part is that he says right in the middle of the interview that there’s no doubt Rogers is the most valuable player on his team and that they’d be lucky to be 500 without him. 🤣🤣🤣.
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Steve Carpenter
7 years
@theyconspire @Thelnteresting If you’ve never read the book “Devil in the White City” (based on this story) then you need to put it on your summer reading list! Promise you won’t be able to put it down!.
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Steve Carpenter
7 years
@JeremyinAkron Also drafted Avery with one of the picks we swapped in that deal. 😂😂.
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Steve Carpenter
5 years
@AstorAaron @eyokley This is 100% accurate! When I was in college, if I couldn’t remember a girl’s name, I’d just say; “what’s up Jen?”. 🤣.
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Steve Carpenter
4 years
@camijustice I’ve been critical of Baker but this is without a doubt, my favorite thing about him. He is a team guy,.to his core and will always pump up his guys. You can see why his teammates gravitate toward him.
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4 years
My oldest, last time the Browns made the playoffs. Off to college on Friday, she’s been a loyal fan from day one! #Browns
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5 years
@ClimateWarrior7 @JRubinBlogger The German guy went straight to the re-education camp card. Who could’ve seen it coming?.
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Steve Carpenter
2 years
@Jake_Trotter Coach Kev got lost in the Denny’s menu again.
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