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Blogger @barstoolsports . Podcaster @KFCRadio . Yeah I had a few chardonnays, what of it?
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This 11 year old is a 43 year old union pipe fitter
11-year-old Sam just won free Chick-fil-A for a year.
I think we can all relate...
Learn more about the new Cheektowaga location at 11.
@WGRZ
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A fuckin kid had to send this to their parent, this is just about the saddest thing I've ever seen. Idk how you stop this shit but I know you have to at least try something.
HEARTBREAKING: Text message from student to parent during Marjory Stoneman Douglas High shooting. Thankfully, this child is safe.
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Hello I would like some disrespect please
This is how Miami Heat fans celebrated last night in Boston after winning game 6. The utter DISRESPECT to the legend Red Auerbach is disgusting. The Celtics need to take care of business Game 7 so we can get a proper picture out there…smoking a victory cigar with Red ☘️
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Did we just watch Drogon comprehend how power corrupts and break the wheel himself?
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I’ve never both completely agreed and completely disagreed with a person more in my life
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In front of A CHILD???
“Draymond how do you feel like you played?”
“Like shit”
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I'm not even a Star Wars guy and this sounds like the sickest thing ever
BREAKING: Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex-girlfriend, Camila Morrone details the “worst date of my life” with the actor.
“He rented out a whole cinema, and made me watch every single ‘STAR WARS’ movie while he ran around with his lightsaber pretending to fight bad guys.”
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I could be wrong but this sure looks like a Celtics player wearing Celtics gear during a Celtics practice
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I’ve got a guess
Deshaun Watson trade in place — but there's one big problem
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I didn’t realize only Americans could make NIL money? I’d be in Edey’s ear all day about how broke he is.
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Everyone with tickets to game 4 reading the “classy” comments
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Dude no way. I’ve been laughing at the cop video for 24 hours but this just took it to another level.
For reference here’s my kid 2 weeks ago on the same slide that rocked that Boston cop. No idea how he attained warp speed.
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I’ve started The Mandalorian. I liked the baby yoda memes, they were fine. They didn’t annoy me but I didn’t overwhelmingly love him. Now that I’m seeing him alive I would die for baby yoda. I think I understand parenting now and I am baby yoda’s father.
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This is so fucking funny. I’m very excited for Mac and Dee to finally become Hollywood’s it couple.
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The body language from the BP pitcher is so perfect that I can hear my dad yelling at me “See?! That’s what happens when you half ass something”
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The masculine urge to run a play action to absolutely no one while playing catch in a parking lot
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This plexiglass is gonna work wonders right up until they get up and go play football with each other
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Petition to cut to parents less when they’re excited and more when they’re upset at that one aspect of your game they’ve been unable to get you to stop for 15 years. Much more relatable look.
caitlin clark complaining to the officials & her dad just telling her to shut up has me in tears man😭😭😭
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That is definitely the best way to not get convicted of murder
Aaron Hernandez Netflix Producer: 'All He Had to Do Was Not Kill Somebody'
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In the last 5 hours the coronavirus took the NCAA tournament, Europe, and Tom Hanks. Motherfuckin statement day.
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Every child should strive to be so talented at something they don’t find out about algebra until they’re 36.
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My mom has us spending Christmas Eve singing carols to dead relatives in the cemetery. Hope my therapist enjoys her week off cuz we’ve got a whole lot to unwrap when she gets back.
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Lmao having your kids walking around crushing NAs is rad as hell
Kristen Bell reveals why she lets her kids drink non-alcoholic beer
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Ari going viral as America’s sweetheart is really one of the most unexpected things of all time.
Comedian’s ‘exquisite’ story of ‘sweetest’ thing he’s ever done for someone has women swooning: ‘Sealed the deal’
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I don’t wanna throw around the O word but I might be obsessed with Joe Burrow.
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We stopped caring about this dude like four crises ago
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They don’t say one single word and it’s still the cockiest statement ever
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WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. You get so much more meat coverage with a sausage patty. It's far, far superior.
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Hell yeah! Thought the one year anniversary of this was coming up, glad I didn't miss it.
It's been one year since
@carmeloanthony
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@DwyaneWade
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Can't even see a swoosh without thinking of Eliud Kipchoge at the 2015 Berlin Marathon.
Worst Nike shoe malfunction since Eliud Kipchoge missed a record in the Berlin Marathon in 2015 after the insoles fell out of his shoes. Nike said they were prototypes. Doesn’t compare to the stage that the Zion malfunction was just on.
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Is Nick Miller a top 5 sitcom character? He’s right on the edge if not
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I imagine Tom and Gisele are having quite a conversation about what to do with their new house guest
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SVP is incredible. Dude just doesn’t miss.
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I just figured this was universal, it’s front right in a runaway.
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When you beat the Patriots, you take championship team photos on the field even if it's November.
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Making these kids do morning shows after winning a championship is the most fucked up thing the NCAA does
National Champion Stetson Bennett Looked Hammered On Good Morning America After Crushing Victory Beers Until The Wee Hours of the Morning
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Doing the tap the other shoulder trick and not even turning around to laugh about it is the coolest move I’ve ever seen
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I mean I can’t believe Brady split his pants on top of all this
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“I wouldn’t say it’s been all that thin around here” is stuff of legend.
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Get my lawyer on the phone
Israel to pay $2.7M to man who says he shouldn't have been born
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Brady in the locker room after the game is incredible. Very clear everyone would go to war for him.
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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
I knew he'd get to the Panera lemonade at some point.
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Bro imagine you sprain your ankle and a kid has some pretty good games then a whole region just decides to hate you? Sports are fucked.
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That’s Billy Costigan
Cops release sketch of potential witness in Dulce Maria Alavez disappearance
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What a desirable level of anger
Chinese farmer studies law for 16 years to sue corporation for polluting his village:
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Having to stand there and pretend to be concerned about an adult who bumped into twine must’ve been wild.
The crowd shot of Bryson getting close lined by the rope is so great. Dude goes down like he’s been shot.
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Never in my life seen a guy make a worse gamble on a fart
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Why do I look like a fuckin deformed tomato
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“I mean it’s a rule in the NBA” is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard
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My mom wears a headlamp to do puzzles like she’s a coal miner.
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Seeing all your empties and knowing you had a crazy weekend >>>>>
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It’s not even a superstar thing, but getting engaged in college is so incredibly silly.
Congrats to Trevor Lawrence for getting engaged!
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I am FURIOUS I had to read to this tweet. FURIOUS.
BREAKING: Manti Te’o’s girlfriend has tested positive for the Coronavirus
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“I am the baddest motherfucker on the planet.” - Tom Brady. Real quote. Patriots by a million.
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People were SOMEHOW still trying to debate Brady’s GOAT status so the man casually went on to beat Brees, Rodger, and Mahomes on the way to Super Bowl 7.
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If you’re a Chiefs fan I think you’re crazy to not go to this game. Cheap tix means real fans get in and bad weather games are always the most memorable and fun.
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Heroin addicts must get so fucking mad when they read headlines like this
Why sugar, cheese and fast food are more addictive than heroin
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Wow congrats to Sofia
Tonight’s BS Podcast makes history. It’s my first dead guest.
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Sounds reasonable
A frustrated mother claiming her son was disadvantaged as a result of the college bribery scandal is suing Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin for $500 Billion:
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It’s the 5 year anniversary of SAFTB. Feels like yesterday, feels like 100 years ago.
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Weird I got my shot in my arm
49ers’ QB Trey Lance has a small "chip" in his finger and is expected to miss about a week, per HC Kyle Shanahan.
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Most polite way I’ve ever seen someone called fat.
Ben defied the TB12 Method in favor of the “Throw Some Ice On It” method his whole career, and ended up an all-time-great with 6 Pro-Bowls and 2 Super Bowls. There’s more than one way to bake a cake!
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The MLB announcing gold glove winners right now is the most MLB thing in history.
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Immediately in the running for best tweet of all time
14 YEARS OLD, GOT MY FIRST HANDJOB AT MY BROTHERS BAR MITZVAH. WHEN I CAME I ALMOST PASSED OUT. WHAT A MESS. MY MOMMY.
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PULISIC SACRIFICED HIS PENIS FOR US! THE PRINCE WHO WAS PROMISED!
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Nick Miller had the most game in the history of the world
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Make sure your credit card doesn’t come in contact with the only two fabrics credit cards touch
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@Apple
says clean Apple Card with a microfiber cloth, avoid contact with leather and denim
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I didn’t see the doc but I hear Manziel and his boy just made up the story that the Manziels were an oil money family to cover up that he was getting side money in college? What an all-time lie. I believed the hell out of that til right now.
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This is why Sunny is the best. Could’ve ended on a meaningful moment with a hopeful message but opted for “shut the FUCK up”
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The most outrageous thing that happens in Fast X is this woman at a Brazilian street race in a Joe Flacco jersey dress
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I’d tell everyone to stop wearing cowboy hats to the press conferences. They look real silly while you try and explain why you were too scared to go save kids.
"What efforts were the officers making to try and break through either that door or another door to get inside the classroom?"
"None at that time"
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If that's what NBA players are getting for dinner at Disney the NHL guys in Edmonton are getting a knife and a hunting guide
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Billionaire who said he would pay off Moorehouse student debt admits to Tax fraud
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The legs dragging might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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I love when people tell you “oh man you got burned today” like your skin isn’t on fire and you had no idea
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I was buying a salad today and the woman making it said every time I come in she thinks I’m “that” actor. I was feeling really good abt myself then another lady working there yelled “Yes! That one from Cool Runnings!”
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My girlfriend’s flight is delayed because “the system crashed” and the dude sitting next to her in the terminal just told her “same thing happened on 9/11, just so you know.” I don’t even think that’s right but what a line.
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A month ago we had Tom Brady, Chris Sale, and Mookie Betts. Now we got no jobs, no hope, and no cash.
Chris Sale will undergo Tommy John surgery, Red Sox announce
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