No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits
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A mordant celebration of British mediocrity according to the Washington Post. Contains sarcasm, irony and context.
Joined April 2021
Just found a penguin skeleton in the road. RIP little fella.
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This was the most insane stage of the pandemic.
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“Where’s the Pride flag?”. “Fuck knows. Just put out the Twister mat.”
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Looks like Alexander Graham Bell is calling me.
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Why didn’t he just go straight?.
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This was the most insane stage of the pandemic.
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For a minute I thought I was about to watch the wildest cooking show of all-time.
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There’s only 15 episodes of Mr. Bean. As a kid I thought I’d seen about 10 series.
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“Netflix and chill.”. Me, an intellectual:.
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She never should’ve taken that fight.
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Disney: “Remember, Phil. It’s a cartoon about a man raised by gorillas. Nothing too crazy.”
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is there a specific post that you still think about.
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Daniel Radcliffe looks more like Harry Potter now than when he was Harry Potter.
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When you pay for a train ticket and they don’t even check it.
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“I hope this email finds you well.”. How the email found me:
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Vegetables: “We need to be stored in special conditions with ideal humidity and temperature.”. Potatoes:
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Self-defence gloves for ladies in 1850’s London.
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“Where’s the Pride flag?”. “Fuck knows. Just put out the Twister mat.”
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