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Joined January 2007
Elon Musk set up a temporary team that found and put a stop to billions and billions of dollars of taxpayer waste in a matter of months. For his, he and his team were villainized, his company and his customers attacked and slandered. The full force of the leviathan's propaganda.
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McDonald's teaching a master class in navigating political waters with grace
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NEVER accept a small water bottle during a public event. They are designed to make you look stupid or evil. I cannot emphasize this enough.
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It's perfect. Taking notes halfway down a still blank paper and corded headphones not plugged in to the phone.
I was just briefed by @FEMA_Deanne Criswell on the latest developments about the ongoing impacts of Hurricane Helene. We also discussed our Administration's continued actions to support emergency response and recovery. I also spoke with @NC_Governor Cooper about the ongoing
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Bartender: We have 397 IPAs on tap here at the tap tap room. our seasonal. Me: Bucket of Coors light. Bartender:
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45% capital gains tax and taxing unrealized gains is a prelude to 401k/IRA confiscation. Any investment "advisor" who is not discussing this possibility with clients should be fired immediately.
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Warren Buffet doesn't fall for the "trade deficits don't matter" propaganda . "You're issuing claims on our property in exchange for currently consuming more than you produce".
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$50k per child every year. *tax credit to married couples filing jointly where both husband and wife are naturalized citizens that can each run a 10 minute mile.
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The government doesn't control the weather but if you give them more of your income they can stop hurricanes.
The result of conservatives downplaying global warming the entirety of my life:
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@deanbphillips Honestly cannot believe democrats are going to triple down on allowing perverted men into women's spaces after the landslide election.
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@Austen Difficult for non-gamblers to appreciate (hell even I don't totally get it) but the addiction is just as real as a cig, a hit, a drink, etc. In those 3 hour sessions they'll get 5-10 "rushes" of a win. A high they probably don't see any other route to getting. Obv sad.
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Secretary of Commerce. Her department has 46,000 employees and costs taxpayers $10,000,000,000 annually .
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The best thing Trump and Elon could do is fire 80% of federal government employees and then scatter the remaining core institutions throughout the country
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UBI was PROVEN not to "work" in 2020. when everyone was sent money and instead of "creating art" and "writing novels" they devoured alcohol and pornography while illegal immigrants delivered their disgusting meals.
If a universal basic income of $15,000 a year would cause everyone to stop working, why is anyone currently earning over $15,000 a year? If you're reading this and have a higher income than $15k, why are you doing that? Reduce your hours and enjoy the sweet $15k lifestyle.
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@ylecun @Singularitybook Yann spreading the bleach disinformation to give Fauci cover for his crimes against humanity is SO ON BRAND for "meta".
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Didn't even turn on "the news" last night. Didn't need to. Because Elon Musk bought Twitter and saved free speech.
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Corey was a hero when it mattered most. shielding his wife and daughter from the terror of evil. Today we pray for his family, and express deep gratitude for his sacrifice and leadership.
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"you've done all you can. We must focus now only on our friends. Let your enemies have their injections. and eat their bugs. They have decided."
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@ztsekouras what am I supposed to do with 3oz of water other than strut through TSA like a boss.
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@wil_da_beast630 Wilfred quick question -- who did you assume owned the house on the left? Bigot.
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70% of the jobs at Twitter were completely fake. Elon cut them all and the product improved. If that's true of a for-profit, publicly traded company -- I would have to guess that at least 90% of Federal Government jobs/spending could be eliminated tomorrow and improve the.
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@AlmostMedia Machiavellian gay-capable is a political (ie corporate) superpower just as Machiavellian slut-capable is a political superpower.
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Masculinity in such decline that people literally cannot understand the instinctive reaction of a warrior.
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@AesPolitics1 Video post shooting (:10 on) shows both teleprompters fully intact. Will YOU have the courage to admit your mistake or will YOU continue to be the liar?.
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@Noahpinion COVID shutdowns proved this definitively. People didn't make art, they didn't read more, they didn't get in shape. They ordered fast food, got drunk, got high, and gambled.
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"Kai what do you want to do for lunch?". "I don't care grandpa let's just keep shitposting these dweebs"
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@JohnnyPaxil pretty good burgers and fries. can count on the consistency and speed. Good shop overall.
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You can just do things.
Ken Griffey Jr. is at the Masters this year as a credentialed photographer
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I voted for my daughter's rights!. Her right to free speech.Her right to self defense .Her right to free association.Her right to monetary freedom.
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my unpopular opinion is that Bryan Johnson is going to go down as a hero and it's super honorable of him to not give a shit about being "weird" when "normal" means dying of preventable causes (which may be all of them, tbd).
My teeth have caused me a lot of anxiety. When I first started Blueprint. • My teeth were eroding. • My gums were receding. • My diet was bad for my oral health. I felt helpless. It was hard to look at my teeth in the mirror. If you feel similarly, open this thread 🧵
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@SatoadshiLite None of your business. Why would that impact my assessment of the proposed legislation?.
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You won't know I am in charge of the music, but there will be signs.
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@Tactelller U all said he wouldn't show against Biden and instead he literally ended the man's career lmao.
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It is impossible for anyone born after 1989 to understand what we mean when we say "we had it all"
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@dumbbitchcap When she hosts a party it's charcuterie, IPAs and white wine. Everyone compliments her on a lovely home as they leave at 9:45 and then meets up for nachos and buckets of Coors light.
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@SatoadshiLite All the more reason to oppose it. Or do you consistently support legislation that only harms a small minority of your fellow citizens?.
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@mcuban bro she seriously wants to confiscate the equity of successful startups via an "unrealized capital gains tax" and champions "equity" as everyone ending up in the same place. Trump is not great but holy hell he's not anywhere close to the Biden Benchwarmer in marxist instincts.
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I see your "no taxes on tips". and raise you . "no taxes on citizens".
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9 years ago Mrs Swantastic walked into surgery with a box of Junior Mints. Here she is finding out that 2/3 of her lung and *100% of the cancer* was gone for good. We are so grateful!
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It turns out actual Puerto Ricans don't get their panties in a knot nearly as easily as liberal men.
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RECESSION: Just saw a COMPLETELY EMPTY Chic-fil-a drive through. something you'd NEVER see in a healthy economy. Thanks a lot Don.
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they'll start WW3 before they let him take office again. Be careful folks.
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@shaunmmaguire @rivatez Well let's hear about the big wins you achieved via this intricate plot of subversion.
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@princessBabs3 the first income tax only applied to 3% of the population. Sorry I am not willing to throw my fellow citizens under the bus just because they are in the minority.
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@sam_alberti especially that pipe bomb at the DNC. How is that unsolved mystery not front page news every day.
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I mean we knew the "football coach" schtick was fake the minute we saw his sloppy-wristed wave . but I still can't believe they just let him post this lmao
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These idiots are saying COLLEGE VOTE LINES are a good sign for Kamala. Bitch who do you think listens to Joe Rogan.
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Who could have possibly been able to sell 5000 exploding electronic devices to the Hezbollah IT guy? .
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@mcuban even the very connected Mark Cuban was assuring Americans that Biden was running the show and sharp as a tack just days prior to his humiliating exit. Mark -- if you were that easily fooled about Biden, why should we trust your judgment on the competence of the benchwarmer?.
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@RCdeWinter @GenoVeno73 You sound more deranged than Sandy Hook deniers. Trump hired someone to shoot his ear off from 150 yards and take several shots that went into the crowd of his supporters?. What in the hell is going on in your mind.
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@FinanceLancelot Who cares? He still did it. Not like he was going for winning it. Family > printouts.
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