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12 years old.99.1 degree "fever".Watch school bus drive away .Settle in on couch.Mom brings cinnamon toast .Turn on TV.
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ideal office?
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even in leggings you can tell she has great jeans .
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this is career advice.
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RT @SteaknShake: In the second quarter of 2025, Steak n Shake’s same-store sales increased by 10.7%. Bitcoin has been a game changer. ⚡️….
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with a proper introduction, you'll find that every man is an American at his core 🇺🇸.
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Wow every single iPhone and Apple Watch worldwide will be made with Kentucky glass!!! 🇺🇸 💪🏼 .
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The kids are gonna be alright.
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Here are three stocks I'm going to buy if we get another September Slump
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infinite.likefolio.com
We are preparing to "buy the dip" on these three stocks
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I can't press the buy button for you
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This is financial advice.
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RT @KeithTradeSmith: $CELH Bulls: Today could be big. @LikeFolio data shows Celsius Holdings $CELH is gaining momentum fast—and they’re br….
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I actually get it. riding under Manhattan makes total sense in a clean and high trust society. So if you grew up urban I'd see why you want to perfect it. But when your childhood was spent learning to drive on an open farm. mannnnn you never want to lose that.
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I honestly had no idea that mass transit advocates existed. The idea of wanting to ride a bus or train with strangers instead of cruising down the open road or being catapulted through the air is so entirely foreign to me I honestly did not consider that people might want it.
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Hey we're going 500mph through the sky like even eagles could only dream of -- wanna look out at a perspective of God's creation that less than 0.1% of humanity has ever had the opportunity to experience?. nah. puts a glare on my love island rerun.
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imagine being the Wright Brothers first time riding a 747 and you look around and literally everyone has the window covered WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
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This is financial advice.
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RT @AndySwan: Damn Jerry Jones absolutely stealing the entire season of Land Man was not on my radar.
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One of my biggest pet peeves is when restaurants act like you're putting them out when you walk in 15 min before closing.
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RT @DoaAmerica: @AndySwan @GunnelsWarren I hardly thing being arrested for tax evasion is considered violence unless you plan to make them….
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