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@John_Attridge I didn't realize professors liked nodding. I naturally feel pressured to nod when I make eye contact with them but I always thought it was annoying.
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@DrainSaint As a lineman, I was told it takes the "3 D's" to succeed: dedication, a DUI, and a divorce.
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@robloxfemboy I think this person is an example of a terminally online person's final form. You can't go any further than this.
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@TheGattoniCelli Counterpoint: nobody in the red wants to live in a dense city, it's probably why they live there.
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@tanayj Middlemen are ruining our economy. From college administrators to pharmacy benefit managers, we are plagued with useless and powerful industries whose sole purpose is to justify their own existence and take as much money as they can reach.
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@SergeantAngel_ I hope everyone understands this is pseudoscience. It's like dowsing rods, there's water everywhere underground so you're bound to get lucky eventually. Clouds appear and disappear constantly, without the interference of a caveman with a magic wand.
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@mcmansionhell This building would have stayed upright if it had sheathing. It's the builder's fault, not the building design.
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@meatballtimes No, I can't imagine any woman doing this, because this is a masculine response. Your response, however, absolutely was not.
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@albafella1 Ukraine supporters probably boast about their empathy but will cheer when soldiers are blown into pieces.
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@BarracudaSwer @superloafcat I thought it was a word salad that would get 1k+ likes and I was right.
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@_Archesuchus_ Same thing with the undiscovered parts of the Amazon rainforest. We don't have a good estimate of how many people live there or what they're like, and can't get much satellite information because of vegetation density.
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@anactualwalnut Depends. Technically because matter cannot be created or destroyed, everything is as old as the universe.
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@Seamus_Malek Is there no moment of self-reflection when your staffers hand you a children's book to help you get on stage?.
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@pr0ductplacemnt @RadishHarmers If you define fascism so loosely, don't be surprised when you find a world full of fascists.
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@_david_ho_ Except in the example you gave, the SUV was in an accident with a much larger vehicle. In this scenario, purchasing a larger vehicle saved lives at the consequence of nothing.
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@MKVRiscy Online circles of pedophiles consider it a badge of honor to include your own face in pornography. He likely did it *because* it was such a high risk (even though it took a long time to invert the filter).
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@cabby Very true. I ordered a fake from China and it was confiscated at customs and the guy reached out to me to sincerely apologize and shipped it through a different company.
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@CloettaTheWitch It's hard to pick out the imperfections in these, excluding the dog tits. You can only really tell because of the "style".
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@RadishHarmers Yes, he's afraid of his child riding the bus. Can you explain why he shouldn't be or are you just looking for YIMBY likes?.
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@basedjensen I love when people mistake real things for AI. And no the pan isn't melting, you have bad spatial reasoning.
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@CallaWalsh You are completely unable to criticize anti-theft infrastructure if you condone shoplifting.
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@howdyfoax_ @freelancegoon Not everyone deserves to be saved. If you put someone's life in danger, willingly or not, you put your own life in danger.
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@pschofie79 Just learned there's a single fancy word to describe throwing someone out of a window.
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@blexicanasfff @ask_walker I'm sorry your idea of love has been so twisted. I hope you find someone who loves you for who you are.
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@nodrectionhome He's backed up to the wall, a hatch door opens behind him and his legs are carefully lifted upwards while his head stays stationary. You can even see his legs kick forward under the dress after he jumps through.
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@generalquixote Our cities have entire sections dedicated to different cultures/ethnicities. Little Italy, Chinatown, etc. You claim propaganda has made us think this, but I believe you're so anti-american, you'll believe anything if it belittles our country.
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@spencerbeswick Shoving PHDs into High School classrooms is a great way to discourage students from getting PHDs.
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@thottychanges @Kyse1004 @WEEDZ0NE You absolutely have the choice to abstain from every one of those things.
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@AtheistsL In that video, he literally looks and talks like he's possessed so I doubt they were commenting on the plane.
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@laurenancona I thought this post was going to encourage introverts to truly experience life but it's just justifying inaction and vilifying extroverts.
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@loserbent Actually, it's dangerous to give intravenous black-market drugs to children. Samples were reported to have hair in them.
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@autismpills Trying to force him to change would only solidify his path. Sometimes things need to run their course, not everyone is a great person their entire lives.
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@CookiMous @MechanicusBirb @Amygdyla1 "This person is bad so anything bad I say about them is true".
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@binej_yeah I've only played terraria with a friend who plays it religiously, and I've felt like I'm drinking water from a fire hose every time.
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@punished_stu Average CO2 emissions per capita in the UK is 4.60 tons vs 7.76 tons in China. He's still right.
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@eyeslasho This is true with 2 major caveats. 1. Many of the sentences given to Jan 6th attendees are grossly inflated and unjust. 2. We're witnessing violent assault cases in major cities with very little sentencing given to the perpetrators. I believe this is the heart of Tim's point.
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@WillJH21 1. High housing prices 2. Crime 3. High taxes. Immigration has absolutely nothing to do with any of these issues!!.
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@Sietchposting It was a great movie but I can't say it did the book justice. The first movie cut some things, but the second movie guts so many interesting and important characters and plot points.
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@feministevee As a dude, you gotta be HELLA weird to be chill with a guy who owns a sex doll.
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@real_lord_miles Sadly, I think this is the Creator of that specific image, not Miku itself.
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@theneedledrop "If your religion needs defending from multiple foreign powers, it probably. sucks?".
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@sammysangel @ell_davisX "illegal immigration is made up by conservatives, and if you make it easier for them to come, the whole issue fixes itself!" How many lobotomies have you had?.
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@Dylanmooersr @IMAO_ At least it's able to admit that it's compromised, even if you have to essentially pull its teeth.
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@Alloutofass @RadishHarmers PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. PUBLIC. School buses are private transportation, aka they are safe.
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@shamediarist Starts with convincing yourself you're the baddest motherfucker alive without changing even one thing about yourself.
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@MoonMilkBags ". erm, they're literally the bad guys?? You should be happy to see him suffering???".
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@Not_Merritz I love watching artists trying to convince themselves the steamroller isn't actually moving towards them.
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@piper4missouri You would think an ER doctor would refuse care to those he disagrees with, because YOU would refuse care to those YOU disagree with. Most people aren't hyper-partisan.
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@tremastz @robloxfemboy Lol I noticed that after I posted it but no, I mean the weird furry person.
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@blatherwhick But Domino's pizza is $1 more and 2x as good. It's not gross, it's just a bad choice!.
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@turrible_tao Correlation is not causation. They are two different words meaning two very different things. Your econ professor is wrong.
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@InsaneCope The real answer is that terrestrial insect populations have decreased while the freshwater insect population has increased. We've still got enough bugs, there's just less of them on highways.
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@HexbornBebop @ShitpostRock I rented Fable 3 for Xbox when I was 9 and I thought it was the best game you could ever make.
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