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1 year
Here’s a list of a few books TN is banning in schools:. 1984 (ironically).Tale of Two Cities.Huck Finn.Animal Farm.Beowulf.Fahrenheit 451 (also ironically).Hamlet.Lord of the Flies.Indian in the Cupboard .To Kill a Mockingbird. Funny enough, the Bible is still allowed though.
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9 months
I think I'm officially leaving this cesspool of twitter or x or whatever. Catch me over at Blue Sky. @jmjanks.bsky.social.
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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10 months
Trumps gonna pardon all the January 6th assholes. I really thought this country had learned something then, but I should’ve realized it really is idiocracy.
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10 months
Hillary was also supposedly way ahead in the polls in 2016, and we saw how that turned out. I’m not believing anything until I see the final tally.
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10 months
RT @CoreyRForrester: “Both sides suck!”. Sure. I hear ya. But if we decide to have another kid, I don’t want my wife to die in childbirth l….
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10 months
Blues Traveler is still such an amazing live band. Super underrated.
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10 months
Saw this on a light pole last night and it made me laugh.
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10 months
RT @AlsikkanTV: the blow-up clown in the shower in home alone 2:.
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10 months
An 18 year old pregnant girl is dead and the Supreme Court killed her.
@propublica
ProPublica
10 months
At 6 months pregnant, Nevaeh Crain visited the ER 3 times in 20 hours, seeking care for troubling symptoms. She’s one of at least two Texas women who have now died under the state’s abortion ban.
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RT @thouxanbanlee: Yo stomach ever hurt so bad that you think about all the times yo stomach didn’t hurt and you took it for granted ?.
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10 months
Saw a barber shop today called “deez cuts”.
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10 months
If that was really true then he could’ve said this at the beginning of the election campaigning, not 2 weeks before the election.
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The Hollywood Reporter
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The Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos wrote in an op-ed on Monday that the paper’s choice to cease presidential endorsements was borne from an attempt to regain the trust of its readers.
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10 months
It’s funny how none of Nick Bosa’s teammates celebrate with him when he gets a sack. They probably hate his maga ass.
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10 months
Bump again.
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10 months
I hope y’all listened to me.
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10 months
I know the guy who posted this is being silly but I still couldn’t resist posting this clip.
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10 months
The spread on my beloved Titans is -12.5 for the Lions. That’s easy money.
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@AlexEdelman
Alex Edelman
10 months
Anybody know the answer to this I have been thinking and thinking and can’t figure it out
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10 months
She also very loudly said “Is this the trump train line!?!!?, when she walked up.
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10 months
I was standing behind this older lady in the voting line and she says to her friend, “If I had it my way Trump would stay in officer forever, and then when he dies his children take over.” Boomers don’t even know what monarchys are, they must be stopped. #vote  #vote  #vote.
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