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is your mental health directly correlated with the success of your basketball team or are you normal
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getting jobs because you’re a famous influencer is a part of life but this caption is condescending and lame
I studied broadcast journalism in college for 3 whole months to prepare for this moment
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kevin durant kendall jenner
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leaving ben simmons for devin booker
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the best basketball player in the world being a passionate horse girl who treats the NBA like a mandatory corporate job is my favorite storyline ever
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so you’re telling me he got suspended for……..cheating
Tristan Thompson is suspended 25 games for testing positive for PEDs
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no because this is actually the most iconic marketing move ever
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chet holmgren looks like if tyler herro and the food critic from ratatouille had a baby
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kyle kuzma fighting for his life in his instagram comments
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denver chick-fil-a
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nuggets that will not be available tomorrow
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it’s so funny how different players vibes are in these all-star warmups, shai looks like he‘s modeling for an urban outfitters campaign and luka looks like he’s about to ask me what size shoe i wear at the bowling alley
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i know ESPN did not just do an entire segment based on a ja morant “quote” from ballsack sports 😭😭😭
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daryl morey kendall jenner
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trading ben simmons for a superstar
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i am begging society to stop giving the paul brothers attention
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the NBA is truly the greatest reality show on the planet
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tristan thompson every time he gets back together with khloe:
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lebron watched dillon brooks drop 40 on his country and immediately picked up the phone
BREAKING: LeBron James plans to commit to Team U.S.A. next summer along with Stephen Curry, Kevin Durant, Anthony Davis, Jayson Tatum and Draymond Green, per
@ShamsCharania
“Separately, Phoenix’s Devin Booker, Portland’s Damian Lillard, Sacramento’s De’Aaron Fox and Dallas’…
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if i send you this picture just know i’m about to bet on myself
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this is one of the worst team social media posts of all time, right? like we can all agree that it has to be top 3?
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just called lamelo ball “melo” and a 25 year old NBA fan showed up out of nowhere and beat me with a hockey stick
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rudy gobert has COVID. if my math is correct, that means the world will shut down and we’ll receive a video of a dozen or so celebrities singing ‘imagine’ to us all in the next week or so
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genuinely don’t understand how anyone could dislike this guy
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making two men move their entire lives for a trade this insignificant is insane
The Raptors are trading Dennis Schroder to the Nets for Spencer Dinwiddie, sources tell ESPN.
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same people who told lebron to “shut up and dribble” are now applauding kyrie. funny how that works
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when i say the NBA is the best reality show out this is what i mean
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you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself kind of liking pat bev
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losing my mind over tristan thompson doing a thank you post for indiana after being on their team for three days and then getting waived
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KD gets the slam and immediately stares down …….. shams?
this game is hilarious
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cj saying this while going live from the official NBA instagram account is a top 10 all-time moment, this duo will be missed
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steve kerr said “here damn” 😭😭
Jonathan Kuminga played a team-high 36 minutes tonight in Warriors W.
Most minutes he's played all season.
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if you are in line at wingstop in detroit, STAY IN LINE. they are legally obligated to serve you 5 free boneless wings
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You’re a sick individual if you don’t feel bad for the Warriors
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i knew lebron acted this scene in trainwreck a little TOO well
Welp guess my blue ✔️ will be gone soon cause if you know me I ain’t paying the 5. 🤷🏾♂️
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ja morant’s daughter dancing on the big-screen in a grizzlies blowout as the entire arena sings “whoop that trick.”
never change, memphis. never change.
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the little proud glance they gave each other after this play. none of their former teammates have ever encouraged foolishness like this, jordan poole and kuz are truly a match made in chaotic basketball heaven
Throwing it off the backboard down 20 is insane 😂😂😂
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andrew wiggins saw this tweet, instantly got the vaccine and then went on to play the best season of basketball of his career
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throwing your entire team under the bus except for one guy is bad enough, but throwing your entire team under the bus when you and that one guy shot 8-29 in an elimination game is just shameless lol
“Me and James, we can't win alone. That's why basketball is played five-on-five. We need everybody to find ways to be better.” 😳
- Joel Embiid
(Via
@SIChrisMannix
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lebron with his teammates after every lakers game this season:
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sorry babe i can’t hang out tonight, i’m gluing myself to the floor at my local NBA game
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can’t stop thinking about how tyler herro looks like he would’ve sold weed to duncan robinson in high school
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….a twitter link for a film that denied the holocaust, called jews satan, and used a fake hitler quote to “prove” antisemitic ideas. i’m not even speaking on whether or not nike needed to cut ties with kyrie, but i’m tired of people acting like he posted a link to toy story 3
Nike cut off kyrie for sharing a twitter link just for ja morant to flash guns on Instagram live every other week
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us: hey guys can we maybe make league pass less glitchy
the NBA: wanna see draymond green turn into the green goblin mid-game
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wingstop shamefully moving a little further from the scores after every loss 😭
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GG jackson (youngest player in the NBA) gets the TNT interview after grizz W against the warriors and his reaction to hearing shaq address him is everything 🥹🥹🥹
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APRIL FOOLS!!! Y’all thought you could get rid of me that easy 🤣🤣🤣 Work is UNFINISHED!!!!
#WashedKing
#AprilFools
#TheKidFromAKRON
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I’m out for the season officially. 🤦🏾♂️. See y’all in the fall. 👑✌🏾
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my team enjoying the
not making playoffs without
the playoffs constant stress
and agony
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i’ll never forgive the NBA for pissing aaron gordon off into becoming anti dunk contest
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“OH they’re talking! they’re discussing the podcast!” is such a hilarious call 😭
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obi toppin prince harry
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dunking on their dad on national TV
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absolutely no one:
peter parker in spider-man 3:
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it actually takes effort to be this uncool and unfunny
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you said the man couldn’t stand up from a chair, lonzo posted a humorous video proving that wrong. instead of apologizing or moving on, you’re shifting the narrative and digging into him for not being healthy? this is honestly just mean and embarrassing
"You really going to sit poolside on the bench and think because you getting up and sitting down... that makes you healthy? ... Bro, you ain't healthy."
Stephen A. Smith claps back at Lonzo Ball and Twitter trolls on First Take 🗣
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zion has quietly been playing some of the best basketball of his career but all national tv conversations around him are telling him to lay off the burgers
ZION WENT FULL COURT IN 3.5 SECONDS FOR BUZZER BEATER 😱
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woj and shams announcing who has COVID like it’s draft day
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the lakers and nuggets have been playing the same game against each other on repeat for two postseasons now
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mike dunleavy as soon as the cameras were off:
Mike Dunleavy says he plans to have Jordan Poole around for "four more years, at least."
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people had the most unrealistic expectations for this guy and he’s just out here doing all of it and then some
Wemby tonight:
27 PTS
10 REB
8 AST
5 BLK
5 STL
Youngest player to ever accomplish a 5x5 🤯
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demar derozan’s daughter screamed every time the raptors were at the free throw line
the raptors missed 18 free throws
the bulls won by 4
everybody say hello to your 2023 play-in MVP
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dame every time he’s asked about his future with the blazers:
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and now the bucks and pacers are playing each other in the 1st round of the playoffs…. the script writers are COOKING this season
Giannis and Haliburton had heated exchange following Bucks-Pacers 😳
It involved Pacers taking game ball away after Giannis' 64-point game
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“miles (bridges) can do no wrong to me” is disgusting and shameful. point blank period.
Draymond Green lights into Grant Williams after that late-game scuffle
“This tough guy (act) is going absolutely wrong for him. He’s a nice guy.”
“Talking too much is kinda what got you out of Dallas”
“Pray for Grant Williams”
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“stay in your seats. do not move from your seats.” the detroit PA announcer was having war flashbacks
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not to be dramatic but the jokic bros tossing mike malone in the air like a small child may be the funniest thing i've ever seen
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it would’ve been very easy to gloss over this and get lost in hype of NBA returning, but it’s very important and meaningful that charles asked him this on such a big stage
Charles Barkley asks Adam Silver about the domestic violence issues within the NBA
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westbrook stans joining forces with lakers stans is going to be the most toxic thing this hellhole of an app has ever seen
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what did they smoke before recording this podcast
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draymond trying to start beef over a fake quote is unreal and peak NBA twitter
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getting a technical foul for “taunting” is easily the worst rule in the league. absolutely no reason for it and ruins some of the best moments in games
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there’s nothing NBA twitter hates more than NBA teams having fun
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at this point, the sixers front office really needs to consider hiring kendall jenner. my girl had no problem trading ben simmons for a superstar
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“What does [having the first 30/20/10 game in NBA Finals history] mean to you?”
Jokic: “I’ll be honest, not much.”
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steph curry and ja morant are averaging 30. i’m not sure the rules changes are the problem here buddy
Trae Young says he’s ‘frustrated’ with the lack of calls
“Damian Lillard's never averaged 17 points probably since his rookie year. …I mean, Book's averaging 18. There's a lot of things that, when guys are driving straight and guys are getting knocked off balance”
(Via ESPN)
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kuminga should’ve won coach of the year for publicly shaming steve kerr into playing him more minutes
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we should not be acknowledging - let alone honoring - karl malone. disgusting
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KD saying “those ain’t your seats big dog?” is killing me
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steph vs. sabrina was brilliant and i am begging the internet to be normal about it
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people working overtime to try and create an underdog narrative here is crazy
The Celtics have a strong chance to beat the Warriors in the
#NBAFinals
, according to ESPN's BPI 👀
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no because this is how you do it…. if you’re gonna get a fine regardless you might as well get every thought off, no holding back
Fred VanVleet went OFF on referee Ben Taylor and NBA reffing in general in his post-game after the Raptors loss. Haven't heard anything like this.
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