Walter Masterson
@waltermasterson
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“Comedian”
New York, NY
Joined February 2009
If Jon Stewart was broke you would make fun of him for that, but because he has money he hasn’t redistributed his wealth. Seriously pick a struggle.
@waltermasterson @persianjewess You refuted not a word of the point and yet you feel the warm smug glow of false goodness and false insight.
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Bill Ackman has injected serious money into getting Sliwa supporters to change their vote. Respect to Sliwa for standing firm.
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35% of SNAP benefits are white citizens. Primarily in Red States. If you’re saying otherwise you’re just making up numbers.
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“Anti-Israel” is when you think Palestinian children shouldn't be killed
Anti-Israel actress Rachel Zegler and YouTuber Ms. Rachel named Glamour magazine’s ‘Women of the Year’ https://t.co/RuXuBVzLPP
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If Riley Gaines debated AOC, she'd still somehow tie for fifth place.
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Sometimes I look up what this guy’s students say about him and it’s all this
Please keep @ZohranKMamdani's aunt in your prayers. She suffered greatly on 9/11 when she lived in Tanzania and did not wear a hijab. My heart aches as I think of the Islamophobia on 9/11. Good luck, NYC. You had a good run.
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Three men — Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, and Jeff Bezos — now own more wealth than 165 million Americans combined. They own the media. They own the algorithms. They own politicians in both parties. The system is rigged — but We the People can take it back.
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if you think zohran is a “nepo baby” DO NOT google who andrew cuomo’s father is
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conservatives were dressing up as george floyd and derek chauvin for halloween i do not care that people are doing the same for charlie kirk
There’s going to be tons of leftists who dress up like Charlie Kirk this Halloween Document every one you find
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If Zohran makes New York City affordable for poor people, then the rich people won’t afford to live there anymore. Why is this so hard for liburals to understand?
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Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.
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is it antisemitism to say the truth? us police depts do get trained by israel. and the nypd literally has a branch in israel
Hard to know who he hates more - the cops or the Jews. Pray for New York City.
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Guess who shut the fuck up about the Epstein files after this
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I’m only supporting candidates that billionaires are desperately trying to stop. Here’s to more grassroots campaigns across the country, powered by working class people and not ultra rich donors. Don’t fall for culture war bullshit, we can have a better world! VOTE ZOHRAN!!
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Yes I’m a professional comedian that is very funny
@waltermasterson … sigh… you’re a comedian?
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I live in Arkansas and I don’t want to be under Shakira’s Law.
@waltermasterson So which is it, Walter, Long Island or Arkansas? You can’t threaten to leave New York if you don’t even live there. At least pick one place before you start your dramatic exit tour.
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Islamophobia is a fake term made up to silence us. We’re allowed to not want Islam taking over American cities. Don’t be shamed out of that totally sensible position.
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