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I do Pardon My Take podcast w/ @barstoolbigcat & Macrodosing @TheDozenTrivia . Banned from Tortoise Forum. organ donor. Played the freebird solo once.
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RIP racism(1492-2018)
Gov. Rauner drinks chocolate milk to demonstrate his commitment to racial diversity: “It’s really, really good. Diversity!”
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This morning I said goodbye to my best friend and very good boy Leroy. I was lucky enough to get to spend 12 and a half years with him. He was an amazing dog and I’m gonna miss him more than I can possibly say. Give your pups big hugs for him please. Love you buddy ❤️
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Whenever the league talks about player safety we should all remember that the NFL tried to make the players warm up for five minutes and restart this game before the coaches stepped in
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Former NFL player arian foster admits NFL is literaly rigged
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The NFL concussion protocol would of cleared JFK to reenter the parade
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Rage quitting in the middle of gettting your ass kicked by a inferior opponent is in a way, a touching tribute to Madden
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If Patrick Mahomes does this the media absoluteley goes nuts
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When this happens u should automaticaly become Presdent
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Just wanted to say I’m completely overwhelmed with the support and love from everyone reaching out. It means the world. My Dad was a great man and I’ll miss him more than I can ever say. This was his go-to favorite outfit for the past couple years. Loved him so much
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Nice to see they let u have a jersey number honoring the amount of orignal ideas you’ve ever had multiplied by the number of times youve sucessfuly located a clitoris
Looks like at least one journalist made the cut...see all you
@XFLGuardians
fans at MetLife in a couple hours...
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Tyreek Hill is to fast. Should be illegal to outrun your own guy like it is in baseball
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Chase young Giselle
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Me after 6 weeks of eating delivrey and getting a $1200 dollar stimulus check
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His wife beg’s to differ
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When its truck month and u unload 53 more Silverado’s than anyone else in the tri-state area
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Wow. Incredbly touching IT highlight tribute video just released by the Cavs. No words.
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Alltime leading scorers in college basketball:
1. Caitlin Clark
2. Pete Maravich
Tied for last: Lebron James
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Offense finaly getting nsync
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I hope as a nation can can all come together left and right, to all apprecate how funny this is
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THE* paid adminstrative leave
Ohio State is doing an investigation into the allegations and Urban Meyer has been put on paid administrative leave.
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First time they hit the board’s all night
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Pray for the rest of the NFL. Jamies is so far ahead of schedule in his recovery hes doing exercises no ones ever even attempted
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Thank u for blurring this out
Video: Antonio Brown exposes himself to stunned guests in hotel pool
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Say hi to Blake. Hes awesome and I love him already
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Congrats to Urban Meyer for notfying his superiors of something
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Yeah well Great Britan lost to a expansion team in 1776 sir. have u no decorum or capacty for patriotism sir resign sir
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How do u even evaluate rob gronkowski for a concusson?
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If im a NFL commissioner, players should be forced to bet 10% of there salary on their own teams every week to ensure maximum effort and hustle
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Getting paid 42 million dollars to not have to coach the panthers is absoluteley the American dream
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FIRST LOOK : Cam Newton in a Carolina Panther’s jersey
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This is one of the coolest things ive ever seen on a baseball field
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Folks, if I wanted a dangerous looking defensive weapon that suprisingly is unable to shoot I would simply call up Ben Simmons
From LAPD - the knife that looked like a gun allegedly carried by 23-year-old Isaiah Lee when Dave Chappelle was rushed on stage at the Hollywood Bowl last night. Lee is now in custody and has been transferred to the LA County Jail downtown.
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Love this. All players should have there GPAs listed on their equipment
Ryan Tannehill's knee brace has "TANNEHILL 2.0" plastered on it.
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Gronk could of made the game saving tackle but it would of prevented a 69 yd score. Gota love his comittment to the joke
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When your chillin w the boys and someone brings out drugs
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Cool Jimmy Buffet story- one time he was flying his own plane to Jamaica with Bono (as one does) and the Jamaican authorities misidentified his plane as being a weed smugglers plane and they opened fire on it with automatic weapons as he was trying to land it in the bay. He…
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If you had gave me 500 millions dollars when I was 24 I would have 100% been dead by the time I was 26. Smart of me to not be the best QB talent of alltime
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When sports bars made Tuesdays “all u can eat wing” night, they werent counting on there being a massive pandemic that would delay a Bills Titans game by two days in 2020. This type of opportunty comes along once in a lifetime. Carpe diem the hell out of it
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WTF was the revolutonary war even about then?
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Gisele asked Tom to take the garbage out now that hes retired and Tom had second thought’s real quick
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No cheesebuger last night, only buns
Super-Bowl winning HC Andy Reid at this morning’s press conference: "I didn't spend the night with the trophy. I spent it with my trophy wife."
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Looks like senior nite for Hunter Renfrow is gona be a big one
BREAKING: Clemson, Oklahoma schedule football series for 2035, 2036 -
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Hope Agholors not the mid wife
Congratulations to the Wentzes as they prepare to welcome their first child!
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2 and 0 this year verse steelers
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I regert to inform you that the football cat had racist tweets
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My favorite Bill Belchick moment of all time: when he made 40 seconds disappear against the jets because Adam Gase had the audacity to decline a penalty
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Roger Goodell has to act and act immedately on the Brian Flores allegations by making the “end racism” font AT LEAST 3 points bigger on the back of the end zones
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Bad news for all the hater’s. Jameis eyes are now offically good enough to spot a 40 lb scrotum swinging at him from 3 feet away
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A alltime celebration here. Half sprinkler half jazzercise
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I am a undecided voter. Theres simply not enough infromation out there to make a choice about which canidate I prefer yet. Good thing theres a debate tonight to find out if they think each other’s sons are losers
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Name another QB who will fake a granny shot 13 yard’s downfield. Jamies changing how the game is played
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We have alot of fun online but this is probably the most underdiscused hairstyle in human history
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Alltime analisys here by Marshawn Lynch here I love it
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I humbely accept
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See you Saturday Harrisonburg
#LetThemPlay
Excited to announce this week's guest picker: Pardon My Take and JMU's very own
@PFTCommenter
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Greg olsen >>>>>>>> Romo
Greg Olsen is so good at explaining football in a quick and concise way.
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Cant beleve Bill Belichick absentmindedly sent text messages accidentally implicating the only team to beat him twice in the superbowl. All time blunder
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THE Washington FOOTBALL Football Team might be the 1st team to cut its 1st rd starting QB during the season for a XFL player& also win the divison while the coach is receiving cancer treatment &their backup is coming back from 13 leg surgerys the same year the team lost its name
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This actualy says quite the opposite Tom
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When your fully prepared for a big job interview with your dad
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Stole Jerrys puttter
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Ugly scene in Phoenix as devin booker just punched a baby. Expect big fine’s incoming for the suns phenom
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What the fuck
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I say without joking at all. Perhap’s the best football play in the history of sports
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I think Joe Burrow is literaly playing in the superbowl with a torn ACL right now
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Rams fans are gona be so disappointed when they get back from the beach later today & overhear the lady at the juice bar say they lost the superbowl
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Ryan Hitzpatrick. Went to Harvard but folk’s, he’ll make u yale
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Alot of ppl miss football. But I mrs. football. Married to the game
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When you tweet about your birthday in the hopes Dad will see it but hes too busy fomenting a coup of the federal government to remember its your big day<<<
Never thought I would have 150,000 people sing me happy birthday on the National Mall in Washington D.C!
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