Thomas White
@len0killer
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Slave to the rhythm @PendejoTime
NYC
Joined February 2019
Just watched an hourlong great white shark documentary where they found exactly one specimen and captured a single aerial shot.
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RT @jakebrodes: Wisconsin Pendejos: Tickets for the Milwaukee show are up now. Chicago Heads, tickets are going FAST for the Lincoln show.….
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Fire department kicked the door down and my doochie is out like crazy.
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RT @t_sadiity: y would u volunteer to wear the spiderman suit 4 a kid party & u kno yo dck big💯😭.
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Prank complete😂 My boss is ecstatic
Man fuck it, let’s all go to work Fourth of July 🤷♂️😂.
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Paying rent feels so good…wish I could do this every month😂🤷♂️.
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He who sleeps in his board shorts, awakens to tropical bliss.
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(Trying to wokely compliment coworker) You look so Muslim today!.
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Country girls watch Duck Dynasty; city girls take duck face selfies. But y’all know I play too much 🤷♂️.
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Truly cannot believe this. Paul Walker just fucking died again.
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How that fake acid had us feeling back in 2019.
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Got into an argument with a heckler about who was fatter last night and we honestly both made some good points.
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