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@ChrisOfTheFens

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Tolerable. Stop making the perfect the enemy of the good.

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@lameypilled Pedophilia is attraction to pre-pubescent children. Stop using it when referring to adults.
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@venom0804 @MichaelCookFilm And at some point he exclaims, “yeah, I’d say I’m back!” Genius! 😉
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@LauraPowellEsq "their gender doesn't match their sex" A completely nonsensical sentence.
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@LionsSpectre @CaribbeanRythms Just that she should be charged with an actual crime. 🙄
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@NightSwimMovie "I'm getting a bit weirded out and uneasy, but I'll choose to keep my eyes closed anyway!" Makes total sense. 🙄
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@BadGeef You've extensively studied the era and its peoples, I assume?
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@MogTheUrbanite Did she eat breakfast?
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@ArmandDoma @LatinxPutler Yes, it appears he physically took that sign off the door before pulling the wall alarm that as a former middle school principal knew full well what it was. Was it so confusing that he needed to do that or something? What's your point?
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@PDXFato "I have a loving family; an incredible boyfriend that I love so much. Beautiful family and friends." "But it's hard. And it's lonely."
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@willcarless @libsoftiktok @elonmusk I'm getting the distinct impression that you aren't an objective reporter here. 🤨
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@savvyRL @PiotrPadlewski “I have to push back a little” No, you really didn’t.
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@redsteeze "my antisemitic Jew octopus beanie baby" As absurd as Greta is, this is just pathetic and should be beneath you. Just ridiculous.
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@SynthPotato "Acc Not sure why this got everyone so offended tbh" You literally labeled it a "hot take".
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@TimLeightonCATS @OliLondonTV "90% of cars in London are ULEZ compliant" Then expending resources to install cameras like this is clinically insane.
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@ajlamesa So bring down an iron fist on public homeless and crime! I'm with you!
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@cosmos_raj Should they order a cheeseburger instead? This makes zero sense.
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@daniethet @Grummz @PaulTassi Do people not understand implication nowadays?
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@kitten_beloved The recline is so small I can't believe it's even an issue. But the thought of telling someone they shouldn't recline their own seat is mortifying.
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@darin_toliver @townhallcom @NEWS_MAKER She wasn't answering his question.
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@WeeHughie1973 @radleybalko He was not in a “private prison”. 🙄
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@keithdoane @mattparlmer Saying "fix everything for us to our exacting standards or prevent ANYONE from being able to see them" is absurd and should be condemned.
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@Truth_matters20 @FalcoDRN @PicturesFoIder Why are you multiplying before dividing if you’re following order of operations? They are left to right.
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@andreaisawriter None of those things existed at the time, so yes.
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@terrybythebay @AGHamilton29 @DashaBurns wut "Celeste Burgess was around 28 weeks pregnant"
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@Leannenist @KamnKrtz You weirdos have the most bizarre hobby.
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@GAVITRAXart @IAmDavidJTaylor @COBBTIMUS_PRIME Maybe he had no idea who to credit, it was just a video he found somewhere on the vast intarwebs.
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@RichardHanania Do you remember this?
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@mtracey Interesting editorializing you're doing here...
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@rawsalerts "Burning Man Festival Declares National Emergency" Yeah, I don't think they have the authority to do that. 🤨
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@theatomreview Oh come on.
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@EricRichards22 I wouldn't notice an extra $500 in my bank account. I'll take the 15% chance. (results not typical)
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@PaoloMBTiramani Lol, "$100 - $500 per square foot"
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@iLibertyBelle @megynkelly Didn't see Candy Crowley in the 2012 debates, obviously.
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@sevigny_michael @RebeccaAVelo @lukassian @RichardHanania Both sides ARE religious zealots and fundamentalists.
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@oupioneer @RGIII @DeionSanders @CUBuffsFootball For what? I'm baffled as to what the defensive player is supposed to have done wrong here.
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@xspotsdamark @GroupGraves One mammoth could feed dozens of people. Your thinking isn't logical.
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@pilotshive "Desantis is grandstanding" It's literally insane that this is your main takeaway from this.
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@sspencer_smb @DanFriedman81 Parental controls on internet services and devices are weird to you?
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@bendreyfuss Apparently. Did you get the memo on "racist", "fascist", and "Nazi", by any chance? You might have missed those also.
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@joshthestampede @AndyMasley The Monty Hall problem actually makes sense though, it has 3 options, not 2.
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@BretWeinstein Not sure how she can come back from what she said and what she stood for.
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@Fringe_Centrist @JohnArnoldFndtn There are multiple offerings. You can buy the crappy phenylephrine version OTC. The pseudoephedrine one you have to get from the pharmacy and show license and sign for it. 🙄
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@iryna_eth @ronawang Why not just use an actual photo of yourself?!
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@bonchieredstate Why is he a thing? It makes no sense.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 This is so much more sad than touching.
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@AltHistoryHub Poor kitties/that's hilarious.
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@aleaila @TaqeeBond @DymeADuzin Men are faster than women on average. Is this a difficult concept for you?
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@RifeTechnology @SeanBannion I think your requests for employment might see a slight dip in the near future.
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@BlueBoxDave When a candidate holds a rally and doesn't take the stage until 30 minutes after scheduled start time, no one bats an eye. How is this different?
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@MainStreetMuse @redsteeze "unilaterally decide" "Insurrectionists" You're so close.
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@author_ssheehan @1_geraci @MrAndyNgo You can't get to pick and choose when someone is being genuine or not with regards to their gender identity. They made the rules.
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@CassSunstein I really hope this is a joke tweet.
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@hulsey_ryan @redsteeze Yeah, I remember like it was yesterday how we were taught that stuffed octopuses were antisemitic dogwhistles. 🙄
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@gbellseattle "We need a distraction, stat! Release sleeper shooter 28!"
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@thatjimmytr @iamyesyouareno Why do people reply with this as if it's somehow relevant to the point? Did anyone claim it just happened? Does the fact that it didn't just happen make the slightest bit of difference to the point?
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@yhazony "The Bible doesn’t appear in most high school and college curricula" As opposed to what other religious texts? This is a nonsensical point.
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@ArmandDoma In what way is this the least bit confusing? If there's an emergency, push the bar in for 3 seconds, then wait 30 seconds for it to open. This isn't confusing at all.
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@brucetomaso @willcain This comparison is insane.
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@jamesjohnson252 You are missing the important issue here. It's the audio that is being delivered that is the problem, and it is requiring people to enable subtitles. It's a failing of the content creators.
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@sfchronicle "Racists tried to vilify an Oakland elementary school for organizing a playdate [where no whites are allowed]"
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@RonColeman @RollingStone It's so bizarre how evil capitalist CEOs and companies have long been the biggest villains in history to the left, except when it comes to Big Pharma. Then all of a sudden no skepticism or assumptions of unsavory motives are entertained.
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@0K_ultra @mattparlmer @docentdemagogue Depends on how anal they consider "accurate", I guess. Computer transcription is usually littered with mistranslations, at least based on CC on television.
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@PaoloMBTiramani "Affordable"
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@razibkhan 🤷‍♂️
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@JobTheBaptist @Mr_Joshua1611 @NamingThem4Fun cc @robkroese "appears to be a black box that can be handheld" Recently read the first Rex Nihilo book, so this made me lol! 😆
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@kevinhartz @WinningCoaches @Outkick @eventbrite @Riley_Gaines_ JFC. Just stop whatever it is you think you're doing and make a completely serious and sincere clarification.
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@kevinnbass @NotYourFool10 Do you think he's more at risk than Hotez with his admitted incredibly unhealthy lifestyle and diet? Seriously?
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@caesararum Lol, all "recycling" either goes to a landfill or is sold to third world countries, who then scavenge anything they can and dump the rest in the ocean. Suckers.
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@aPaperTree @nichegamer You read "empty and boring" and immediately equate that to "same sex marriage"? 🤔
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@ImMeme0 @AGHamilton29 @RLHeinrichs Trump has made his feelings toward Kim Jong Un quite clear many times. This is not sarcasm.
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@TaqeeBond @DymeADuzin There's a reason why the guides (there are at least two here) are men, guiding women runners.
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@Undoomed My wife and I are watching TNG, only ever caught it sporadically as a teenager. Just watched the episode where Troi gets pregnant by a passing curious "life-force entity" (as she calls it) last night. The scene when they are together in the ready room to inform the command
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@Rationalist69 "had a valid point against an ignorant statement" I reject your premise.
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@HumanActions @TheCinesthetic I would be incredibly surprised if that hadn’t been completely scripted.
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@MelindaBChu1 @Duke_113 @andrewmccalip "In a garage with random supplies." What does "random supplies" even supposed to mean? This is a pathetic and embarrassing take. It's just completely petulant.
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@Styx666Official @elonmusk They will be naked, like ancient Greek wrestlers.
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@tommorton @realJonRiley JFC man, you just take this at face value?
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@jamesjohnson252 I just realized something watching live tv at this very moment. I have absolutely no issue understanding dialog in every commercial that is shown. This is a pretty strong piece of evidence that it isn't my sound system/speaker settings.
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@reynadotcom @uglypesci @Truth_matters20 @FalcoDRN @PicturesFoIder And once there are no more evaluations inside, they no longer mean anything.
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@J_Hoagie20 @RGIII @DeionSanders @CUBuffsFootball Intentionally tackling a receiver who might have caught the ball? What are you even talking about?
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@GabsClark5 @Miss_Snuffy "I think giving homework for the weekend would be better." No. They have enough time during school hours to do any work/learning that is needed. There shouldn't be any such thing as "homework".
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@LADOTofficial “Limited sidewalk space” 😆
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@Guachos7755 @The_Real_Fly Do you think it's gotten better? What's your point? It's obvious from the video when it's from.
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@EInsides @ArmandDoma @LatinxPutler You're debasing yourself for a politician. Why do people do this? The sign is irrelevant. He knew what he was doing when he pulled this alarm.
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@BlackMagePunk @RealSpikeCohen @CNN "Parents shouting at children can be as harmful as sexual or physical abuse, study finds" It's the headline that is the problem. It is absurd and horribly incorrect. This is NOT what the study finds.
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@BrandonLBradfor Sam Harris.
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@CryptonicGlenn @JackSpitz5 @washingtonpost @georgegalloway "Irish citizen" and "immigrant" aren't mutually exclusive.
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@Twolfrecovery @RepBowman He can't. That would be admitting to a potential felony.
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