> Be BioWare
> Tasked with making a Star Wars game
> Decide to create a unique game 4000 years before episode 1 instead of an easy game based on episode 2
> Create the greatest Star Wars product ever
>make feminist Barbie movie
>messaging about le oppressive patriarchy
>patriarchy comes out looking based
>ken steals the show from Barbie
>feminist movie becomes about man's heroic struggle against the longhouse
> Be Bethesda
> Busy making Skyrim
> Decide to commission original Fallout Devs to make a new Fallout game - Fallout New Vegas
> Their game is also filled with glitches and bugs
> No one cares
> Their game is widely considered to be superior to your game
"Men commit over 95% of all violent crimes. Applying a leftist perspective, this is the result of systemic discrimination against men. Logic dictates therefore, to end this discrepancy, women's rights must be curtailed"
> Christian cult starts kidnapping and persecuting sinners
> Cult leader warns of imminent apocalypse
> Feds arrive
> Proceed to violently decimate cult
> Nuclear apocalypse happens
> Le Evil Christian cult leader was right all along
> Be Valve
> Create the most popular multiplayer game on the planet
> Constant cash cow
> Huge and stable playerbase
> Update to a new engine
> Shut down csgo matchmaking
> Force players to play cs2
> Large part of playerbase can't even run it
> Great game ruined millions lost
BREAKING: The UK Government has published official figures on deaths following COVID vaccination revealing 1 in every 482 vaccinated people in England died within one month of vaccination, 1 in every 246 died within 60 days of vaccination, and 1 in every 73 were dead by May 2022.
> Create beloved, culturally iconic franchise
> Become insanely rich by selling it
> Disney ruins it
> Drastically elevating the popularity of the original trilogy and the prequels
He won