Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries don’t have the guts to reject commie Mamdani but Curtis Sliwa is supposed to fall on his sword to save the Democrat Party? Fuggetaboutit. Today’s Column for @FoxNews Digital

The only model Adams had were British columnists with their haughty declarations. He found a way to write like people talk, which took Twain hundreds of pages, Adams did it in 750 words. Genius.

Franklin Pierce Adams invented the form I work in. Nobody knows who he is. But I do.

Top 5 American columnists all time: 5: Mike Royko 4: Dorothy Parker 3: Pat Buchanan 2: Jimmy Breslin 1: Franklin Pierce Adams

You wanna be a columnist? Come up with this sentence, then write 725 good words around it. That’s it.

The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit. -Jimmy Breslin

I really am super proud to work for Fox News Digital. The Channel has all the stars. We’re the nerds behind the scenes. But I think I we’re best news website on the planet, just at the moment, and that ain’t nothin.

Sing your life.

Well, today I got to run two columns on the biggest news website in English, one celebrating Morrissey and another accurately describing the Democrat Party as the socialists they obviously are. Good day.

Four legs good, two legs bad.

I guess I could start with my columns.

This is probably the best answer he's ever given, and he's right... Cuomo has not given Republicans a reason to vote for him and that's the major flaw in his campaign. If anything, this election is evidence that Cuomo was never that good at being a politician.

The normal Democrats are no more capable of stopping the socialists than the normal Republicans were of stopping Trump. They lost the people. That’s the whole ballgame.

I try not to pitch myself too hard, but if you read my columns from Portland 2 weeks ago you knew exactly what this was. That’s why I go everywhere. You can’t know unless you go.

I tried to talk to a couple of people, it was pointless when they saw my Fox News vest. There was nothing for me, I’m not a confrontation journalist, I don’t argue in the street. I respect those who do, but I have too little patience and too much temper.

This is the 1992 Morrissey masterpiece I quote at length in my column. https://t.co/5VF4x5x0Pr

Powerful statement worth considering.

https://t.co/GE0NOF8WrV

I seriously think that going forward, Republicans should refer to the Democrats as the Democrat Socialists. It’s what they are. This isn’t the party of Jefferson and Jackson anymore.

This is so bizarre. I witnessed this inflatable animal phenomenon come to life with the frog costumed Antifa leader I described in Portland 2 weeks ago. Weird, weird stuff.

Antifa, among many other acts of violence, recently committed a coordinated attack on an ICE facility in which law enforcement officers were shot. You’re part of that group?