Eric Richards
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She's 39 and like Britney, if one tells me they wouldn't plow that like an amish farmer I have to think they're light in the loafers
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I am astounded at how cheap nerf guns are and how standardized nerf ammunition is these days
Nerf wars in my day were like supplying an 1861 confederate cavalry regiment, just a dazzling array of calibers and formats. Now everything is 5.56 NATO, interchangeable
gonna do a drive by on the devops team tomorrow
my code is getting deployed or else
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They still sell these damned things for almost a hundred dollars, even now, twenty five years later
One of the greatest inventions of the dot com area (1999)
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A lot of people seem to get off on being as performatively shitty as they can get away with to their friends and family when the slightest bit of tact would smooth the waters immeasurably
This is going to be a sad story for so many families. People are saving mahogany dining sets, breakfronts full of exquisite glasses and plates, and whole sets of silverware for their children who do not want, need, or have a place to put them.
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You're selling underwear to normal women, and gay men, that's why.
Straight men buy the 40-pack of Hanes or Fruit-of-the-Loom at Walmart once a decade.
Someone explain why the woman in this ad is not as skinny as the guy is?
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I'm impressed by how uncool they've managed to make Star Wars.
sabine being canonically 30 and still acting like a rebellious teen is kinda inspirational
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You can fly from NY to LA in six hours for $300
You can drive from New York to LA in a Tesla for about $300. The average EV hater will never understand
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What the English have done to themselves in 75 years is extraordinary
It’s 100 degrees in my room, but 68 outside, but I can’t change that because England has dumb rules
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Everything comes back to this
The fact that so many people would fully seriously save one person instead of 2000+ is incredibly concerning. The amount of unabashed hate there is for incarcerated people, especially those on death row, is crazy to me. They don't even view them as human anymore. It's gross.
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Just about lost it imagining a movie about 1948 where Ryan Gosling plays the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem
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There is no limit to the amount of neuroticism women can indulge in when traveling.
Imagine spending $2k to go on a cruise and having to lock up your room like you’re in the Last of Us
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The obese woman with a sign demanding money for the hungry never stops being funny
Imagine what America would look like today if the Space Program and "the hungry" had received $-for-$ equal funding from 1968-present.
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Let's sink the chinese illegal fishing fleets and quarantine those six rivers in south east asia that generate all of the plastic waste then
We have to clean up our mess.
If we don't do something, by 2050 there will be more plastic than fish in the ocean.
Of the 238 million tons of plastic, only 14% got recycled. Instead of "just" focusing on recycling, we must refill, reuse, collect, reduce, and eliminate.
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I think the boomer classic car market is going to be gutted when the time comes around and it turns out nobody actually wants to buy your hotrod coupe or your lovingly restored Firebird
All these random interesting cars are coming out of the woodwork…tax bills due?
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A) Everybody who doesn't run 400s falls apart on that corner
B) the gap there with an out-of-shape white dude is not very large...
A female D1 track star Alahna Sabbakhan raced a man who insisted he could beat her. The result is going viral
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So this "death lemonade" is only equivalent to three cups of coffee?
That's what you people have been all stirred up about?
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Every machine shop in America looks like this; greybeard boomer millwrights that refuse to retire, and almost nobody employed under 45
Some pictures emerged recently of the inner workings of the Scranton Army Ammunition Plant, one of the handful of factories producing heavy-caliber ammunition for the US military (and Ukraine). These were apparently taken in February this year.
I'm just imagining the PhD…
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It's weird to think that Game of Thrones was one of the last gasps before everything had to have black gay lesbians jammed into medieval settings
I believe Hollywood will make a comeback if they segregate races. It's just visually very cool to see all white or all black people on screen. Get over it.
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Tfw you're advocating feudalism as a solution to the housing crisis
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Why are historians like this?
HE CAME FROM A RELATIVELY PRIVILEGED BACKGROUND.
HE CONQUERED AROUND 2% OF THE EARTH'S LAND MASS.
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Sounds like the irish are finally not tolerating it anymore
I don't know what is happening to our country. Are we going tolerate this?
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Software has an extraordinary problem with people not knowing anything that happened even five minutes ago
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100% chance the Weasleys are black now.
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Essential systems really ought to be as dumb as possible
my radiator refuses to radiate because it thinks there's a window open. there isn't a window open! it's just cold. which is the radiator's job to fix! being cold is why i want the radiator on
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I dated a girl with hyper-lefty parents who lamented that all four of their daughters were straight
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There's just enough video evidence of the 90s for us to remember how much less fake and gay everything was
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Women get irrationally angry if they see men at ease
They'll be asleep all fucking morning while you put in a whole days work, and start tweaking if you watch a movie in the afternoon
I have this crazy notion that women don't care as much about doing a disproportionate amount of housework and childcare as they say they do. I think in many cases the real grievance is that they don't like taking care of a man who is playing videogames and watching TV.
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I don't know that I can deal with people being as stupid and malicious as they are anymore
My mom just took this video from her apartment on the north shore of Boston.
I can’t imagine what the next 25 years are going to be like for those who live on the coast.
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No one has ever looked so much like a person who snagged a rent stabilized apartment 30 years ago
I know that's right!
If I snagged a rent-stabilized apt 30 yrs ago for $250 and was then able to live my dream as a writer and photographer because I'm paying affordable rent, I'd be standing tall in front page news too.
I don't know her but I'm cheering her on.
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Can they preemptively remaster it and crank the saturation back up
The netflix so-dark-I-can't-see aesthetic sucks
Lol the backstage photo on the left looks better than the actual movie
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At this point anyone encouraging immigration is an enemy of civilization
The native population of Japan is falling at rate of 100 ppl / hour.
Down 595k from previous year
Prime Minister says Japan at “the brink of being unable to maintain social functions”
Gov Incentives to have babies ineffective, this is cultural
The ONLY hope is immigration
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It's wild that the attitude that you have no right to complain about paying for incompetent, shitty work is so ingrained
Is it morally correct to rate a guys delivery negatively bc he fcked up my pizza by tipping it and sliding all the cheese off or is it morally correct to leave it be bc the dude works delivery
It's annoying but I'm not trying to end this man's whole career
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Don't look around too much or you'll realize how badly-designed and user-hostile everything you buy today is, no matter how much money you spend on it
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"I've got to clean up before the housekeeper comes tomorrow"
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The world that was taken from us by shitlibs and greenies and communists makes me weep
nixon wanted 1000 nuclear plants. there were 110 then. only around 54 today
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If we're going to go with AI that can only be trained on pre-1923 material, it is going to be unfathomably based, as well as considerably more erudite
Zoomers might be about to live through a "promising technology completely shredded by intellectual property lawsuits"-event.
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And thank god they did it so autistically and teutonically that they numbered and put every piece back the way it came
The Ishtar gate would be blowing in the wind
When you turn around and realize German archeologists took home a whole wall of an ancient marketplace
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Women really don't understand what POV means, it's incredible
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This genre of women being completely oblivious to fundamental aspects of being male is getting tiresome
But I believe them
Question for men:
My mom, who has been married to my dad for over thirty years, just found out that my dad constantly scans for, assesses, and plans for possible threats
Menfolk, do all of you do this?
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NCIS has been around so long that nobody younger than its target audience understands the kind of goth chick that she's supposed to be
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College students should not be able to vote unless they are legal residents of the state they attend college in
NEW: These are students at the University of Wisconsin, Eau Clare waiting in a long line to vote in the Supreme Court election right now. Young people are fire up and turning out — & they will save Wisconsin. This is absolutely huge.
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People don't believe me when I tell them a solid fraction of the population really struggle with understanding fractions, let alone algebra or calculus
But I've seen it
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Porch-pirating a $22 item would be completely unacceptable
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Both of them dying within hours of each other is so absurdly storybook you'd never believe it if it wasn't true
There's no way these "Adams" and "Jefferson" figures were real. You mean to tell me they founded rival political factions, were bitter rivals, reconciled, then died on the 50th anniversary of the country's independence?
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It should be pulled because it is a terrible book used to bludgeon children and make them hate reading
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I knew it
Homophobic, ableist, and fatphobic tweets from Trevis Kelce have resurfaced online.
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This keeps happening
They made games that were too good, before gamergate
Now they can't do it; they don't know how
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There's basically no point keeping a large fraction of kids in school past 8th grade
Here are the distributions for Reading scores:
As you can see, there is slightly less reading growth overall, this is true for all grades.
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> Inflation goes up 3-10% every year
> Wages don't go up
"Why does everybody think the economy sucks?"
the most annoying thing about the inflation discussion is that it’s moot now. inflation is down to 3.2%. real wages are still rising, gdp is growing by >5%. we’re living through an economic miracle.
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This is why I struggle to convey to Euros why their economy is going to fall apart as they become increasingly low-trust
this is why i struggle to fully convey to americans just how bad they have it
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hurr, durr, this winter high tide storm surge means you have to live in poverty and stop driving your car, or the gLoBaL wArMiNg!!! will get us all
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@Win98Tech
Bluey is exceptional just because it's the only show made for preschoolers that isn't demonic and over-salted with anti-individual propaganda
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Every one of these hypotheticals is like "Oh, <thing you hate> is bad? What about <other thing that is demented>? That's fine? What if we banned that?"
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This feels like looking at one of those Great Depression restaurant menus at this point
Due to France not endorsing the Iraq War the Congressional Cafeteria renames French fries and French toast to ‘Freedom Fries’ and ‘Freedom Toast’ (2003)
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Google Docs is one of the most disappointing software things of my life.
It's been like 90% done for 15 years, and it's lost all the advantages it had of being online back to Office 365
I’m grateful for:
GOOGLE DOCS. Seriously what a miracle. I remember in the 90s my mom was getting an English PhD and she would read (literal) papers about these theoretical hypertexts that could maybe one day be. Now they just casually EXIST and I can control the permissions.
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Taking a moment to appreciate that "Bronze Age Pervert" has a phd from Yale
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"Free movement of peoples" generally means a layer of ash in the archeological record and a complete y-chromosomal replacement in the genetic record
You are wilfully confusing imperialist invasions by large standing armies with the free movement of people which has been the hallmark of humanity since we emerged as a species in Africa. Pandering, in other words, to the misanthropic Right for whom migrants=invaders.
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No one is asking you to do that. You can just not do these things that you martyr yourself over because no one cares
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Check something on reddit, every single post has this gay little screed attached to it
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I bought two very nice nerf pistols and 100 rounds of ammo to keep my little cousins occupied at a party and it cost $12
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It's great too
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SHOCK: DOJ admits that of the 13 Proud Boys involved with J6, eight or more of them were paid by the FBI to provide the government information about the group. The FBI was the majority of Proud Boys - only 5 are being prosecuted.
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These people are retarded
Would you rather have a certainty of $500 or a 15% chance of $1,000,000?
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The absurdity of a sniper pit on the statue of liberty is fantastic
First poster for Alex Garland’s ‘CIVIL WAR’.
Trailer releases next week.
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Somebody fucking killed children and they are rioting in support.
Extraordinary
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My other two cents on this is that anything you actually like is probably not worth any money.
The ugliest fucking thing that you want to immediately throw in the trash is probably worth more than you ever expect.
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The Anglo would take at least a quarter, maybe six months, before he realized his wife was on a sex strike
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@JoyVBehar
: "In 2009, Kenyan women enforced a sex ban until political infighting ceased. Within one week, there was a stable government."
"We have more power than we think we have, and some of it could be right in the bedroom."
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You see this beard and you know they're selling manosphere coaching and gay pornography
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They keep doing this thing where the stupid woke prequels imply ethnic cleansing occurred
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The way that the 1918 epidemic went completely out of mind almost immediately is no longer a mystery to me
A population cannot live this neurotically
Colleague: “I have a cold”
Me: “you mean COVID”
Colleague: “no…it’s not COVID”
Me: “Have you done a COVID test?
Colleague: “No”
Me: “Unless you’ve tested you just don’t know”
Today:
Colleague: “you were right, I did a COVID test and it’s positive”
Keep testing folks
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Fucking grocery truthers will really jump in and start gaslighting
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Everywhere in the world was like this except for some small parts of Europe, the USA, and the British empire during a period of maybe 200 years
The way everything works in Egypt is fucking insane.
I walk into a government building to pick up my passport. I ask the guard, where do I go?
"Do me a favor and I'll tell you" (he means money).
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75 million people who functionally don't exist for me? Awesome
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This would be the funniest thing possible, so I'm rooting for it
Prediction: He will dissolve UK parliament within 10 years of becoming king
I don't know anything about UK politics, but I think this guy is very different from his father and grandmother.
Could end up being a Mohammed Bin Salman like figure for the UK.
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The greybeard boomers are probably still working for $30/hour
The company won't hire anybody to train as replacements because they've done that cycle four or five times over the past 20 years, and those workers left because there was no advancement possible and no raises
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Hey, look, it's 1971 again
Okay here's a ridiculous (but true) take: word processing is bad.
Before it, document length was bounded by the human capacity to copy long-form text.
After word processing, the tax & legal codes grew without check. And became incomprehensible to anyone but career experts.
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Hey, it's The Map again
If this were any other kind of fatality map, we'd just straight up copy whatever Europe was doing and apply it everywhere in the U.S.
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I fucking hate the pretentiousness of abstract art
Jorn was a committed anti-fascist and a passionate anti-war activist. His most famous work, Stalingrad, draws on Picasso's Guernica and expresses despair about the futility of war and fear of the Cold War turning into a nuclear catastrophe. Anyway, back to the vandalism...
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The dollar-store crap we got to play with was weird, and you had to conserve every dart because there would never be a replacement
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Saving money isn't really the point
Hot take:
Most people don’t actually save money by shopping at Costco
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@RoJi_Shuu
A black woman downed 27 Russian planes. You might disagree. You might even have some evidence to the contrary. But you have to ask yourself: is this really worth losing my job over? A black woman downed 27 Russian planes.
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The idea that it was the jocks bullying the smarts won't die.
The jocks and the smarts were the same people, and it was the fucked up and stupid who were bullied, often by each other
@pegobry_en
Maybe right wingers should not have bullied smart people in high school calling them nerds, if they didn't want smart people growing up to organize a Society that replaced the people who bullied them. I don't know if that sort of thing happened in French High Schools though.
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People are defending this...
Tenant is moving out, I stopped by to pick up the keys.
Me: What happened here?
Tenant: What happened with what?
🤦🏻♀️
#multifamily
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The idea of a "starter home" is completely fucked anyway
me and my husband realizing the 3.125% rate we got in 2020 means our “starter home” is gonna be our forever home
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