Brandon Bradford
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Poli Consultant, GhostWriter, good Ramen savant, Military Brat, Activist, Columnist, Renewable Energy Exec.
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Stop treating conservatives as "people who want in their hearts to be liberals but are waiting on the right argument." The mistake is thinking we all believe in the same fundamental rights. If you are going to change minds, you have to understand their base assumptions first.
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The "she's finally 18" crowd is weird af, you can't convince me otherwise.
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I'm eating breakfast at the busy restaurant below my apartment. A lovely young woman just asked me if I could "hurry up and finish my breakfast, my friend is coming in 15 minutes and we want to take your seat."
So, I'll be here for the rest of today.
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When Harriet Tubman was born, Thomas Jefferson was alive, and when Harriet Tubman died, Ronald Reagan was alive. We have not been around that long.
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It's Biden's fault that your burger cafe, that was only open from 6:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m., and closed on Saturdays, couldn't make money??
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"I don't eat Thai food, most of the stuff has coconut milk and I'm lactose intolerant."
Oh no, honey. I have very good news for you, something you should have figured out by the word "coconut"
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Are the kids these days "too sensitive" or have we been raising them with the emotional vocabulary and space to express themselves that you never had?
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I have incels in my DMs complaining about how Lizzo is unhealthy, for some reason, and I would like to reiterate my original challenge: Do one of her dance routines and play any wind instrument. You can even do it in flats. Show her up
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Ebony with the precise artillery for swift destruction
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If once a year, a Black kid wrote a manifesto, that sounded like popular left-wing ideology, and used those "theories" to justify his mass murder in white neighborhoods, absolutely all hell would break loose. The reverse is happening to collective white shrugs.
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"Nurse that doesn't believe in medical treatments for infectious diseases gets fired from her job"
Sounds good. If it were a chef that didn't believe in storing food properly or washing their hands we wouldn't even blink. Byeeeeee
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Lol white reactionaries are just now finding out about Code Switching and think it's some massive discovery.
Tennessee Representative Justin J. Pearson is a total fraud
Pearson in 2016 vs 2023:
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Mythbusters but for rich people who think they work harder than the poor and that's the only reason disparity exists.
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If you really listen to Steven Crowder talk about his divorce, the thing that makes him the most angry is that his wife can legally divorce him without his permission
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It's completely okay not to have an opinion on an international conflict because you may not be the most informed and just listen
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I walked in the door of the gym at 5:30 a.m., and this woman I've seen here in the mornings saw me and said " late start Fridays I Iike it" and I guess it's good to know that I have a new nemesis
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We didn't hang out last year because of covid, but we're not hanging out this year because I saw your Facebook posts during covid.
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Your regular reminder that rich does not mean knowledgeable or particularly talented.
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One common question I get in men's groups and from talking with incels at different stages, is the "how do you make women friends?" When I respond "One key thing is not trying to sleep with them, even if you think they are attractive" it's like I just switched languages.
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Periodic question: If you woke up homeless, hungry, with $20 to your name, and had none of the connections you have now, how would you get off the streets?
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See. Just remove your values from your politics easy peasy
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This lovely old lady in my complex asked me if I was a handyman as I was putting together my squat rack on my patio. Said she didn't have much of a budget for it, but could pay in stories and snacks if I could help occasionally. I gave her my number, it's about to get real cute
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All politics are identity politics, so when people talk about getting rid of "identity politics" they don't mean their identity, just yours.
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Some kids(early-mid 20s) knocked on my door to ask me to call them if they're being too loud, they are celebrating graduating. Dude has a checklist with apartment #'s and names, mine is circled and "Squats and Plants guy." Not mad at it.
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Submitted without comment but lots and lots of laughter.
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Musk *wants* to get in a fight with the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, and they are going to walk right into this one. It won’t look good for them. There’s a lot of other more important things they should be spending their time on (housing, affordability, safety, reviving…
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I'm also very mad at the lighting here which doesn't show off the sweaters very well.
Oh.....oh is that not what he's mad about?
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"She says I'm not reliable" is way larger an issue than he realizes. Try and fail is different, she can't count on you to try. That's very, very different
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An entire generation of folk mistake contrarianism for intellectualism and binary positioning as a virtue.
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Every year a study comes out that says ~"Did you know the poors learn better when they aren't struggling to survive" and I find it very hard to not be angry.
Remarkable: A new experiment in its first year suggests that no-strings-attached cash aid to low-income mothers may have actually *improved* the brain function of newborns.
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Easy to make everything a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works.
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Amen brother
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Libertarian friend is dating a Latina, he got mad at her because she said "He's making white people tacos if you want to come over!" thinking she was being insulting. However, he was surprised when I magically guessed the ingredients. All is good now.
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"CRT is teaching our white children they are born evil!"
I mean, no. But also, aren't you an Evangelical Christian? Are you just now finding out about Original Sin?
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"People shouldn't get paid for doing nothing."
So you want to get rid of bank interest and the entire backbone of our financial system or are you just referring to poor people?
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If you think John Oliver is "all of a sudden ruined by wokeness" even though he's had the exact same politics, vocally, for the past 2 decades, it's because you've been radicalized.
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In high school, for fundraisers, the cheerleaders would do car washes for the public in workout clothes or bikinis. I thought nothing of it as a teen, but looking back, yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes.
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I ran a bar and restaurant forever ago, Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson came in. Kate Hudson was a very lovely human and the reason the staff didn't hate the table
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@Timcast
Tim, you think liberal women are worried about who you think is attractive? You suave master of dating you
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Columbus was investigated for atrocities by a Spanish court official, Francisco de Bobadilla, who had Columbus arrested and shipped back to Spain chains. The Crown then stripped him of his governorship. His cruelty in the time he lived was considered a nightmare
“Holding historical figures to modern standards of morality is a method of antihistorical political control—much like the pseudohistory I grew up being taught in the Soviet Union.”
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Who do you think is going to win "The F**king Audacity" award for worst MLK post tomorrow?
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Lol did they say $6 trillion?
Whole ass American dollars?
Never let these folks say that providing basic healthcare or education is "socialism" again.
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Thomas, you sweet summer child, casually not mentioning that you are mixed race and that your wife is this lovely blonde lady is really burying the lead. What did you think your daughter was going to look like? This is what fed your "epiphany" and bland opinions? Lolol
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(If your answer isn't hoping for some luck, hope for some available social structures, and/or crime, chances are very high you are being unrealistic)
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It's wild having to explain to people, especially people who consider themselves intelligent, that even when they aren't innocent, the cops aren't supposed to murder criminals
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If your friendship is only barter for the ability to sleep with someone, you weren't really friends.
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@EverydayFinance
How are you applying for jobs without an address?
Do the shelters in your area have room?
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The Obama's home is on an entirely different island you shameless, tapdancing lapdog.
I couldn't imagine wanting attention so much that my entire personality adjusts to hating my own people and begging for scraps at the table of Republicans who think you're subhuman.
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He just means Black. Can we stop pretending it's some clever euphemism? I get it, you're all the least funny person in your friend group and you found something you think is witty, it isn't. Please just say it with your chest
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Oh are you....pretty sure? You have absolutely no idea how hard what she does is but yes yes you run down hills sometimes and play in a rec league so you are probably just better. I like that the martial arts is in the past tense lol. You think that will help my man?
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" He just looked like an illegal" is a nightmare and idiotic legal standard, you're incentivizing and justifying harassment.
Georgia has just passed a bill that will allow police to arrest anyone suspected of being in the country illegally.
It also provides immunity to officers for “mistakenly” arresting the wrong people as long as they’re acting in “good faith”. The bill comes after the killing of…
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I see this is made some of the dumbest people on the internet mad, but never mad enough to prove me wrong. Weird.
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If you think Wharton students are bad, Wharton graduates who help run the world will disappoint you at twice the rate for ten times the cost
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Old El Paso, ground beef with taco seasoning packet, tostitos salsa, refried beans, maybe some sour cream, mexican shredded cheese mix.
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oh my god.
This is one of those things that sounds true until you watch one of these "brilliant people" do anything outside of their vertical
"Smart people are just surrounded by other smart rich people and that's how the world consolidates" is an astonishingly dumb statement
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Your polling was based on phone calls? Literal phone calls? To people between the ages of 18 and 40? You don't see a problem with that?
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This is supposed to be some clever quip but unfortunately and hilariously, the answer is yes. Anti-Black propaganda and discrimination hurts poor white people in a myriad of ways
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Lol you dudes are just so embarrassingly lame.
Wearing this to my kid’s next PTA meeting.
There’ll be no indoctrinating or grooming going on while I’m on watch.
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Unhinged. If I wasn't already stout in my beliefs this is the type of comment that would radicalize me
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People are mad about the "White people are super pleasant on hikes" reel?!?! Have......have you never been on a hike? I mean, the joke is fairly low brow, but on a hike is probably the place I've gotten the most "intentional eye contact so I can communicate with you" ever
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In conversations with young to not-so-young men, I've seen this exact thing happen with friends and partners all of the time, and they are flabbergasted. Pushback on a bigoted opinion they got from being radicalized though online idiocy. They are often, completely lost on why
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I treat Awkwafina the same way I treat Miley Cirus:
I'm glad you've come into your own and did whatever soul searching you needed to do, but I remember your "Blaccent" days and how quickly you discarded it when it wasn't serving you.
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As terrible and disgusting a person that you think Chaya Raichik is, or being painted as, she's much, much worse.
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You don't have to trick women into having sex with you, they like sex too, FYI.
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Some Europeans talk down at Americans for not traveling often because they have no functional idea of scale. Some people's daily commute in the Bay would take them across several countries by train in Europe.
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@isabellarileyus
You right wingers are the worst versions of content creators. I hope you experience the hate you spread
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Hhaahahahahaah
*breathes*
hahahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahahahahaah
This, accidentally, makes the exact point of how ignorance works. It's not that we have different opinions, we have different possible realities. My life experiences *aren't possible* to her.
I believe it’s possible to live your life in such a way that the police are not a threat to you.
It’s called having agency and making reasonable life choices.
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Look, if you aren't expecting jokes, you might as well log off for the day. These jokes will come to your timeline and rob you of your happiness. Pillage and displace your emotions without your consent. Extract generation's worth of value from your being. Just as the crown would
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It's also why terms like "alpha male" and "virtue signaling" are so prevalent in their narratives/insults. They *believe* in inherent differences. They can't believe that you are sincere in pushing for equality, just that you are pivoting to take power in a way they would.
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During high school, everyone knew at least one or two girls that were dating someone that was between 21-24, at 16, generally with their parent's permission.
When I was 16 I didn't think it was that big of a deal, but once I was older that sh*t felt weirder and more predatory.
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They edited her pics to be white then made a thousand of the same " is this cultural appropriation" joke. Just the dumbest fan club
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A population that doesn't read is a very easy population to control. An even easier population to control is a population that thinks it reads, because it listens to people they believe are smart give summarizations. This is the crux of the problem in our current landscape
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My annual challenge for the next dude who complains about Lizzo being out of shape to do a dance routine, sing a song, then bust out a flute solo. Show her up fam. Since she's so outta shape, should be easy right?
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@coulterculture
Pretending these things are a binary and you can measure someone's total and complete health by endurance alone is incorrect, sure, but jumping in on a conversation thinking you understand either, when you clearly don't, is hilarious and obvious
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@kevinsssssssss4
The son of a preacher sounding like a preacher when he's speaking to the public isn't that surprising.
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@eclecticbrotha
The blonde hair, blue eyes and lighter skin I think is all Tesla fanboy fantasy in the creepiest way
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@GregTallin
Is your doctor also lizzo's doctor? Did they give you recommendations for her too? I'm confused how you think your personal medical experience is relevant to other people's personal medical experience.
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Right out of high school, I watched a girl have a full epiphany about race just because she died her hair from blonde to brunette and she experienced people treating her differently in real time. The "imagine how they are with skin color" and she went from "I don't see race" to✊🏿
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As you are looking for consistency in their views, one thing seems to flow true: The consolidation of power. If it's something that consolidates power into conservative hands- they are for it. If it distributes power(social, monetary, otherwise) they are against it.
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Your regular reminder that Rich Dad Poor Dad is a terrible book: Outside of some very basic, regurgitated financial advice told through parable, the rest of it is legitimately bad. It's the product of an MLM push and Kiyosaki is a notorious hack and liar about his success.
I love Elon Musk. When his employees refused to come to work he told them to look for new jobs. When one of his woke employees criticized Elon publically, Elon fired him publicly. Now these losers have have find jobs that pay 250k to 300k that offer free lunch. Thank you Elon.
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@RealDianeYap
If you make it a point to never actually stand up for the things you believe in, and it's all an intellectual exercise, sure. Find someone equally middling, but that doesn't work if you are passionate about being better
Most people can actually do a lot locally.
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Conservatives mad that Don Lemon is rich I'm sure will be very angry to find out that Tucker Carlson was born into millions. I'm confident their outrage is consistent
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It's also why we automatically will sound condescending or completely confusing. We are often not talking about the same things. When we "say" equality for all, they hear the adder +"Within the natural hierarchy of things" and that's where their actions seems so contradictory
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When I was running a bar/nightclub in my early 20's, one of my roommates(mid 30s), who was working his way up in his high stress office job, would immediately strip down to boxers the minute he got home. I didn't get it then, but I get it now.
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@katyaleighb
"maybe he's sitting at a bar and just taking up space"
Take your caucasity somewhere else.
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