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Gene therapy. Two words that strike tedium in to the heart of anyone who hears nincompoops scaremongering about the mRNA vaccines.
But are they gene therapy?
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@JamesMelville
ACTUAL transcript
JM: Hi, I'm James Melville, you may know me from such social media as Twitter & MySpace
Butcher: Eh?
JM: I know it can be daunting meeting your heroes
B: We sell meat. What do you want?
JM: Yes, we're on the right side of history.
B: You going to buy anything?
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@JoeysIrishPower
@ChrisEvans
I can vouch for this. My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate works at CDC as chief 5G coronavirus assembler and says Fauci is a communist who wants to force everyone to live in high-rise concrete blocks and eat cabbage and potatoes at every meal.
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@RealAJBenza
@MeghanMcCain
I'd have said her journey from refugee fleeing Somalia, to spending years in a refugee camp, to making a success of herself at the age of 36 and getting elected to the House of Representatives makes her a shining example of the American dream.
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If anyone ever says anti-vaxx doctors are putting their livelihood at risk by going against the consensus, show them this.
$10-20,000 dollars per live event.
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@BootstrapCook
No tin opener either and having to open tins with a knife and nearly slicing your hands several times. Plus simulating at least two jobs each, starting with a cleaning job at 6am and finishing late evening after a cleaning job at a school (as per my mum when I was a kid).
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@JimMFelton
1. I can't sweat
2. I was in Pizza Hut in Woking with no witnesses on that very specific time and date many years ago
3. Jeffrey bequeathed us all a 'Get Out of Nonce Jail Free' card.
Eagerly anticipating his Royal Highness' next gambit.
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@DouglasLloydUK
@DesmondSwayne
There is a principle that says this, but you wouldn't know it, it went to a different school.
We've had enough of experts with their painstakingly gleaned detailed knowledge of complex issues, we want to get our knowledge from bloviating puce-faced shysters and grifters.
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@TPointUK
When I was studying Biochemistry, we had to preface each cell type with 'comrade'.
"What type of cell is this?" our Marxist-Leninist histology professor would bark, from behind his Trotskyite spectacles.
"Comrade Stratified Squamous Epithelium, glorious professor," we said.
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Apparently, measles is harmless. That'll be a huge relief for the parents of the 120k children who die of it every year, and the many thousands left with ravaged immune systems, brain damage and deafness.
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Anti-vaxx glossary:
"I'm over the target!"
I've written or said something so monumentally, incomprehensibly stupid that I've attracted a lot of attention and now I'm revelling in the warm, acrid vapours of my own stupidity.
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@BadVaccineTakes
I must have missed the part where me and 5.3 billion other people dropped dead.
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@AdamRutherford
Innocent explanation alternative :
88 = number with which Darren got a full house in bingo at Butlins
23/16 = experimental time signature used in French jazz
18 = the age at which Darren penned a mournful poem of loss about his pet guinea pig, Hermann.
1488 = Dutch Navy formed.
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@beverleyturner
@MattHancock
By 'rebranded', do you mean COMPLETELY FUCKING DIFFERENT CHEMICAL WITH A DIFFERENT MODE OF ACTION THAT ACTUALLY WORKS AGAINST COVID?
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@Otto_English
Tom has never forgiven trains since he missed one because he arrived at exactly the departure time.
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World's crappest immunologist and devoted fan of nUrEmBeRg 2 suspended.
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What's causing excess death according to antivaxxers:
- Covid vaccines
What's not causing excess death according to antivaxxers:
- Covid and sequelae
- extremely stressed healthcare
- aging populations
- rising obesity
- extreme hot weather
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@jamie_wareham
@ForbesEurope
You'll have to have a word with water and the visible light part of the EM spectrum about their cultural appropriation too.
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@AndrewRTDavies
@Conservatives
Conservatives. Not taking any responsibility for the last thirteen years of shit show clowncar buffoonery.
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@TpyxaNews
Jesus wept. The conflict would be over in a flash if they just f*cked off back over the border and stopped destroying civilian infrastructure and murdering people.
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@DrAseemMalhotra
@elonmusk
That's nonsense. I bumped into one of the most famous & photographed celebrities in the world last night in the Co-Op and they said to me that you're a plonker. Was in total agreement. Thanks to
@elonmusk
, Twitter is now as bad as GETTR & has lost 40% of its advertising revenue.
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It's one million now, in the UK alone.
Or around 83% of all deaths in the UK, assuming about 600k deaths per year. Jesus Christ mate. 😂
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New vaccine death figures just dropped. Apparently one eighth of the world population has died already and 240 million people are dying per year because of the vaccine. 😂
These people are thicker than a submarine hatch.
@tonymac5
It's a billion people worldwide. Mass coverup. 1 billion dead. 20 million a month. Dropping like flies.
It's over. We ruined the world.
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I will never not tire watching Buzz Aldrin chin a tedious conspiracy theorist.
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@Steven_Swinford
Haha, it's dead funny because they wasted loads of money on fitting decadent garish wallpaper only to paint over it while plunging the country into an existential death spiral. Hahahaha.
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@bmay
1st they came for privet hedges, but I'm not a privet hedge, so didn't speak out. Then they came for trellises, but I'm not a trellis, so didn't speak out. Then they came for firepits, but I'm not a firepit, so I didn't speak out. Then they came for me. And pointed and laughed.
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@patriottakes
Sorry, he's raising money for homeless people who are mysteriously missing organs.
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@brianmoore666
Entertaining logic there. Because Germany conducted large-scale bombing raids 80 years ago that affected his parents, George has gone out into a strong storm.
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Anti-vaxx melons regurgitating lots of stuff lately.
1. That AESI list - "Oh no, the vaccine gave me...checks notes...manufacturing production issue!"
2. Children at zero risk - 200 sets of UK parents beg to differ
3. Alters your DNA - nope.
4. Turbocancer - get stuffed
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@DillyHussain88
@DouglasKMurray
@Jerusalem_Post
Do protests normally involve angry mobs storming into airports, firing shots, throwing projectiles at planes and surrounding and interrogating scared travellers about their ethnicity?
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@tassagency_en
Oo! I know this one! Is it because Russia invaded and occupied Ukrainian territory?
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@Tabby_Kinder
Be interesting to see the total number of Tory MPs who formerly worked for McKinsey. Just a quick Google flashes up half a dozen. No conflict of interest there.
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@StefSimanowitz
I'd imagine the project manager will be slightly less enthused than the archaeologists, but cracking discovery!
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@Apple_Matt
@SaggersT
Please explain how an mRNA vaccine can modify your DNA, showing working out and diagrams of the molecular mechanism for your arrant nonsense.
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@Freedland
Shit. We mustn't be believing hard enough. We have to redouble our efforts and really strenuously believe that Brexit is good for us.
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@charleshymas
@PoliceInspForum
@NotThatBigIan
@CEGroupUK
@FightExtremism
@Telegraph
@TerrorismPolice
@DefeatExtremism
@UK_CAGE
@PoliceChiefs
@the_police_fdn
"Prevent programme collapses as scheme sees 67 million referrals in a week."
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@GarethArdern1
@JimMFelton
@IsabelOakeshott
You want a peer-reviewed paper from a reputable journal or will a little talk about the birds and the bees be enough to convey the fact that pregnancy isn't contagious?
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@NickHea77733391
@Daniel_Grigg
@sophielouisecc
@Keir_Starmer
@BorisJohnson
In 1980 a miner was paid on average about £136 a week. Unemployment benefit was £20.65 a week. Sounds like you were either getting royally diddled or you're talking out of your arse. Which is it?
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@ElliotHammerSR
@PollingReportUK
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
I think you're supposed to put 'parody account' in your bio, mate. 👍
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@westhamfootball
I'm sure I saw that a lawyer for Leeds Utd was also part of the panel. No conflict of interest there. 🤔
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@wartranslated
Is this the Russian equivalent of French names like the Fighting Baseball American names on the SNES?
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@AdamConlon15
@RMTunion
Can you please livestream the confrontation so that we can add the Benny Hill music to the video as you inevitably get chased away by the picketers?
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Barbara Cartland is a better virologist than David Cartland. Prove me wrong.
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@GBNEWS
@danwootton
Ahh, the Fox / Trump playbook. Chip away at the credibility of every institution and make the most entitled, privileged liar ever to set foot in the Houses of Parliament the victim.
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@Sputnik_Not
That was Russian Air Defence stopping the moon hitting the Earth. We should all be grateful.
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@P13DigitalMedia
@DarrenBurkeSYN
He's been in some pretty dangerous locations too. What a guy.
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@liamstack
Forget any blood oxygen and other physiological signs, the victim's attire tells us all we need to know about his health.
"Despite having a massive cardiac arrest, we chose not to treat him, as he was wearing a very fashionable cravat."
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@gothykittenn
@JoeysIrishPower
@ChrisEvans
Are you calling my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate a liar?
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@OwenJones84
I once ordered a drone strike on an orphanage when I was trying to order 'The Neverending Story' DVD off Amazon. Never lived it down. "Silly bugger!" said my friends.
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@amateuradam
Take a ticket and wait your turn. Timmy Mallett and Madge from Neighbours are before you.
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