Delighted to see that The Daily Mail has had the good sense to quote me regarding the government’s sensible idea to disperse sewage in coastal waters in a safe manner whilst beaches are empty. The Daily Mail continues to be an example of rigorous & well researched journalism.👍

RT @MichaelTakeMP: Just spotted Fr Calvin Robinson enjoying a camping holiday on a site quite near us…

Just spotted Fr Calvin Robinson enjoying a camping holiday on a site quite near us…

RT @MichaelTakeMP: Andy Teat:.My unmatched perspiration coupled with sheer infertility makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human exc….

Andy Teat:.My unmatched perspiration coupled with sheer infertility makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human excrement.

Do sing along!. 🎶Here we come, walkin' down the street,.We get the funniest looks from every one we meet. Hey, hey, we're the Tories and people say we Tory around. But we're too busy sniping so we can put everyone down!🎵😁

This popped up!.Remember this glam couple?.Johnny the brave soldier MP. And shy, demure wife Fliss?.He’s now an uber driver who sells double glazing in his spare time. She works as a docker & is a regular at The Crown in Plymouth where’s she’s apparently handy with her fists. 😳.

Claire,the Marxist nurse in the village, says she’s off to Cardiff tonight to watch Oasis. I just can’t see the appeal of this Mancunian heavy metal band led by yob brothers Gary & Phil Neville. They simply copy The Beatles, take drugs & fleece their fans with overpriced tickets.

RT @MichaelTakeMP: @rustyrockets I was with Chaka Demus & Pliers a couple of weeks ago, and they told me they had received a phone call ask….

Rachel Reeves weeping?.Huh!.🤔 .You’d never catch a Conservative Chancellor crying if they were in trouble. No sir!.They’d simply go along to The Queen’s Funeral & have a bloody good laugh about it all!.

What a WEAK & disastrous Prime Minister Keir Starmer has been. After last night’s welfare bill vote he doesn’t even have the respect of his own MPs. We need a PM like Boris Johnson. Bring him back!.Even amongst other world leaders he was universally accepted as the BOSS!.🇬🇧💪

RT @MichaelTakeMP: @LBC @Nigel_Farage @NickFerrariLBC Have you ever heard of a seaside place called Clacton?.

Jill has a bumper stock of cut price Donald Trump fragrances in the village shop. I bought some yesterday. I immediately liked the subtle scent of sausage & chive. However later in the day I started talking gibberish, became incontinent & tried grabbing my wife Bunty’s crevice.😳

I seldom agree with the MP for Dubai but I totally endorse bringing back Wimbledon line judges. We also need to bring back:.Spangles.Jonathan Gullis.My Bonnie to me.Heavy petting.Golden Grahams.Phone boxes.Shabba Ranks.GPs.Cold sores.Briefcases.Itching.The cane.Slacks.Limahl. 🇬🇧

#Glastonbury #RodStewart . 🎶 ‘Wake up Nigel.I think I got something to say to you’.It's Glastonbury and I really should be back at school,.I know I keep you amused.But I’m thick & I'm being used…’🎵🎸

Just ❤️ this photo of Lee Anderson. You can almost smell his Doner kebab…

This is punk rocker Rod Stewart. After openly supporting Farage & Reform, I sense Rod is in for a HARD time at #Glastonbury tomorrow. Nearly all the Glasto audience are Conservatives & fans of Kemi & brave Bob Jenrick who recently confronted fare dodgers. I fear for you Rod!🤘🥺

Dean our paperboy is thinking of joining Reform so he can run Dorset County Council. His policies?.-No pattymouths in da hood.-The yute all be given deng whips.-All garms in council to be well nang innit.-Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya.-Smoke piff & get lit. God help us!🥺

My wife Bunty went to do some food shopping at M&S yesterday to be met by this monstrosity. What sandwiches next I wonder?.Paper & Custard?.Jizz & Pepper?.Dust & Sponge?.Salt & Rust?.Hair & Wood?.Are M&S on drugs?.THIS WOKE MARXIST NONSENSE MUST STOP!.Sort it out Starmer!.😡

I’m sorry but President Trump must RESIGN!!!😡.What sort of example to young children is he showing by swearing & actually using the word f*ck. No Christian would do this. Joe Biden doesn’t swear.Macron doesn’t swear.Zelenskyy doesn’t swear. America hold your head in shame!.😔

Fanny Nugget (BBC Linekerist lackey) viciously bullies saintly Priti Patel by saying Defence spending fell by £10b over 14 years of Conservative govt. Watch Priti destroy her, proving why we Conservatives deserve so much credit for our time in power!.🇬🇧💪.