Sir Michael Take CBE
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The former Conservative MP for Dorset East. 🇬🇧
Gussage All Saints, Dorset.
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Delighted to see that The Daily Mail has had the good sense to quote me regarding the government’s sensible idea to disperse sewage in coastal waters in a safe manner whilst beaches are empty.
The Daily Mail continues to be an example of rigorous & well researched journalism.👍
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Very pleased to see my common sense opinions about The Rail Strike were featured on
@theJeremyVine
’s TV Programme this morning. I’m delighted that viewers of
@JeremyVineOn5
were able to listen to my views on all of this industrial action.👍🇬🇧
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This is sewage being sensibly dispersed at St Agnes in Cornwall today.
You’ll see the beach is empty so NO ONE is being harmed. This would of course have been stopped by the nit picking EU.
Brexit means we can now employ such SAFE procedures.
Good news!🇬🇧
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Today I’ve written to Nadine Dorries URGING her to stand as our party leader & continue the legacy of Boris Johnson.
Nads is a charismatic young woman who is principled & caring.
With her in charge we can win the war in Ukraine, level up & keep British fish British.
#GoNads
✅🇬🇧
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So delighted that prestigious news organisation
@GBNEWS
has quoted me in one of their news reports.
The bullying by Fiona Bruce was totally uncalled for!
I’m rather hoping after this, GB News might offer me my own show…😊🇬🇧
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Our old boys dinner at The Ritz has been cancelled because of the Rail Strike.
Usually we meet up & raise money for our old school.
Thanks to Mick Lynch & his cronies this won’t happen.
A public school is now without vital funds & some poor elderly men missing pals to talk to.😔
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Tomorrow’s Match of The Day will be presented by my good self.
Pundits will be Peter Shilton & Matt Le Tissier, true patriots.
Commentary on matches will be provided by David Icke, Jonathan Gullis, Jim Davidson & Ian Botham.
Thanks to Brexit we have regained control of
#MOTD
👍🇬🇧
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Teachers deliberately swamping Dover with coaches of school children bound for France is a national disgrace.
Marxist teaching unions have employed this despicable tactic as an alternative to striking to further their claims for more pay.
As I have said: BREXIT IS NOT TO BLAME!😡
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Absolutely delighted that
@Mike_Fabricant
has retweeted me.
It’s good to know there are some intelligent, rational Conservative MPs we can rely on. Michael is obviously not easily fooled and can see the truth. Boris Johnson is so lucky to have a supporter like him.😁👍🇬🇧
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My ❤️goes out to
#neilparish
Many of us in the farming community innocently tap into our phones rural topics of interest such as: Milking, Stallion, Hoes, Waxed Jackets etc.
We are then greeted with filth aimed at our loins.
Neil was ambushed by such filth & has now sadly gone.😞
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A humble man goes jogging
Keeping fit
And why does he do this?
Because this is no ordinary man.
This is Boris Johnson: plain, no frills, unassuming.
But he knows he is leader of the free world & must keep in top condition for all of us.
We are blessed.👍🇬🇧
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Our British Lion 🦁
Boris Johnson loved by
#Ukraine
️ & universally recognised as leader of the free world stands proudly in front of other leaders at The NATO Summit.
He doesn’t join in with trivial chit chat
He is on a mission to defeat Russia.
Hero🇬🇧💪
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Forget the doom mongers.😡
The future of The Tory Party is bright.
But these 3 dynamic young MPs MUST lead the way.
Lee Anderson: a saintly, cuddly bear who fights for the poor.
Jonathan Gullis: film star looks but with a ❤️ of gold.
Suella: a sassy little lady born to lead us.🇬🇧
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OK
Apart from:
All the sex offenders in the party
Sewage in waterways
Rwanda
Bibby Stockholm
7 bins
Meat tax
NHS waiting lists
RAAC
Strikes
Rising prices
Tractor porn
HS2
Lobbying scandals
Partygate
Tents etc
You’d have to say we’ve been doing a pretty decent job,haven’t we?
🇬🇧
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He saved my life
He saved your life
He saved millions of lives.
Truly our conqueror of Covid.
Matt Hancock is a much loved national hero:
Our 007.
Yes,
#ImACeleb
is a tv programme hosted by unfunny Marxists Ant & Don…but Matt does NOT deserve to lose our party whip.
Sad news 😔
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I’ve just heard the news.
It has destroyed our Scottish holiday.
My wife Bunty is inconsolable & is in tears.
I am forsaken.
Nadine Dorries was our Boudicca
Our Cilla
Our Ginger Spice
Our Bobby Eilish
Our Gabby Yorath
We cheered her on by chanting
#GoNads
And now she has gone.
😢
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I HAVE BACKED DOM RAAB COUNTLESS TIMES:
When he said the ‘sea was closed’ whilst on holiday working on his evacuation of Afghanistan
When he vowed to fight male misogyny
When he didn’t quite recognise the Dover-Calais trade route.
Today he decided to BULLY ME👇
Has he gone mad?🤨
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Watch this👇
Tory MP Brendan Clarke-Smith humiliates BBC Marxist Victoria Derbyshire in his articulate defence of Boris Johnson.
Clarke-Smith is buff, chiselled & so impressive.
Bravo sir!👏
Derbyshire has to concede defeat like the crazed moth she is.
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In my day we had mortgages with 16% interest rates, yes 16%!😱
Did we moan?
No
We got on with it.
We went without luxuries like Netflix, Costa coffees, skunk, shellac, hot tubs & leggings.
We grew our own concrete & our kids didn’t identify as cats.
And we were happier for it!😡
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I’ve known Peter Bone for years.
‘Boner’ & I have juggled balls together, shared oily fluids & even milked the same cows.
Both our wives have grown pies together.
Recently when accused of exposing his bone I stood loyally by Peter.
Yet he blocks me.
Why do this to me Peter?
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I’M BACK!
After being locked out by Twitter.
And what do I find?
The country has elected Rishi Sunak a socialist Prime Minister.😡
Still, with the intelligence of Dom Raab, the integrity of Suella Braverman & the compassion of Therese Coffey in the cabinet there is hope for him🇬🇧
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My❤️goes out to Matt Hancock
Betrayed by a wife who gave no succour
Betrayed by Ant & Dic with jungle anus
Betrayed by a nation he saved from certain death for falling in love.
Now betrayed by squirrelly Isabel Oakeshott.
When history is written he will be seen as a true martyr😔
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An obscene wrap song aimed at the much loved Nadine Dorries & performed by a drug addicted vegan family is doing the rounds.
These semi clad Marxist chavs are a disgrace. See how dad nervously keeps looking to his left desperate for his skunk.
Outrageous😡
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Listen to our Tory Chairman Greg Hands⬇️
He explains our Local Election results with clarity.
People on the doorstep really LIKE Rishi Sunak that’s why they voted Labour.
They also voted Labour because they DON’T LIKE Keir Starmer.
Makes sense to me.👍🇬🇧
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Does Gary Lineker put Marxist on his Twitter bio?
Does Meghan Markle put Tofuist on hers?
Does Carol Vorderman put SNP on hers?
Does Simon Calder put Remainer on his?
Does Jeremy Vine put Vegan Cyclist on his?
No!
So we Conservatives DON’T have to put Conservative on ours!😡🇬🇧
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Great to hear Liz Truss is back!
We all remember those heady days when Liz & ‘Special K’ Kwasi won the ❤️s of our nation with their pie growing & trickling down.
Liz was sadly foiled by pro EU civil servants, the leftist Bank of England & Gary Neville.
Our Virgin Mary
We LOVE you
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#CovidInquiry
The Matt Hancock I know is NOT:
A Useless F*ckpig
A Moron
A liar
A c*nt.
😡
He is simply a man who fell in love.
❤️
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I am distraught.
😢
We have lost someone who has been a constant in our lives on here.
A guiding presence.
A remarkable woman who has brought succour & comfort to us all.
The mother of our nation.
But now she has gone:
Sadly the Twitter account of Nadine Dorries has died.
🇬🇧😞
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👑Yesterday was marvellous & was only spoiled by one thing:
The quite repellent antics of Prince Louis.
I blame the teachers.
Surely he must go to some woke nursery or Marxist comprehensive school.
No discipline being taught to him
And these teachers have the nerve to strike?!😡
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My❤️goes out to poor Gillian Keegan.
Her holiday in Spain ruined😢
What are Labour doing about the RAAC problem?
What are Meghan Markle, Gary Lineker, Hugh Grant, The BBC & the striking doctors doing about it?
Sitting on their f*cking arses that’s what!
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His faraway look.
His captivating eyes like softly boiled eggs.
His throbbing.
His moving tribute to Paul Grayson still brings tears to my eyes.
And now he has fallen on his erect sword.
Another victim of Linekerists & The Anti Growth Coalition.
Dominic Raab, you will be missed😢
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As you can imagine I’ve met Lady ‘Bubbles’ Hussey many times.
She is a loyal & tolerant lady.
She just dislikes working class people, foreigners, Roman Catholics, vegans, northerners, pony tailed men, anyone who isn’t white & everyone else.
But she is NOT a racist!
Leave her be😡
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Me & my wife Bunty are so EXCITED!
We are very proud of our BLUE passports but never use them.
You see we never go abroad as we proudly staycation!🇬🇧
But today we can USE our shiny blue passports as ID when we vote.
We can’t wait!
It’s brought back a real spark to our marriage❤️
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With a shiny face & the look of a young Philip Schofield, Scott Benton is a respected MP.
This appalling sting to entrap him by a Marxist newspaper has ruined Scott, who was just trying to earn a little extra cash for his elderly gran & local food bank.😔
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Us Conservatives DID NOT break the NHS.
The
#NHS
is broken because of:
Covid
Flu
Neurotic woke parents
Yoga
Parkruns
Mick Lynch
Striking nurses
Gary Lineker
Risky behaviour
Skunk
Costa Coffee shops
Promiscuity
Veganism
Tight clothing
Children not being taught enough Maths. ✅
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Nadine Dorries is leaving politics
She was our Sam Fox
Our Sam Smith
Our Katie Price
Her moisture gave fecundity to the ripe Brexit harvest.
Her lips gave succour.
Her shellacked nails & shiny dentures soothed many a throbbing issue.
Goodbye oh gentle one.
It is time to
#GoNads
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I am at the village pub.
Cliff behind the bar suddenly bursts into tears.
‘Boris is going’ he utters.
I clutch my wife Bunty by her sizeable lapels.
‘Our saviour has left us’ I cry.
All around me there are tears, mustiness, moaning, itching & ferreting.
Our Captain has gone.😔🇬🇧
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#bbcqt
tonight is just horrid.
This Marxist in green violently attacks & insults gentle Conservative MP Andrew Murrison much to the disgust of the audience.
He is so kind
So tolerant
Lovable in fact.
These sorts of leftist tirades on BBC are unacceptable😡
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Climate change is simply NOT TRUE.
Its a total con being created by:
Arsonists
Teachers
Sadiq Khan
Ulez
The BBC
Coutts
The Australian cricket team
Snoop Dogg
NHS
Angela Rayner’s legs
Londoners etc
When we won WW2 we didn’t need bloody Net Zero policies.
We don’t need them now!😡
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Our saviour he has gone.
Betrayed
Nads, Carrie you must tenderly bathe him & cleanse his wounds.
Moggy give him a manly hug & tell him his mandate is huge.
We now pray for this young dad who nearly died for us, got big calls right & levelled us all up.
God bless you Boris.🙏😢💔
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Dorset has fallen!
Our village is doomed.
Jill in the village shop is rationing her meat before the Lib Dems turn us all vegan.
We’ll all be made Trans
A future of cycle lanes, Mumsnet, yoga & Feng Shui awaits us.
Tory leaders Rishi Sunak & Laura Kuenssberg you’ve LET US DOWN!
😔
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It’s diabolical that lazy striking doctors allow heavy metal singer Rod Stewart to be in charge of mobile scanning at an Essex hospital.
What next?
Punk rocker Ned Sheeran doing X Rays?
Wrap singer Boy George running A&E?
Striking NHS staff you disgust me!
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Suella Braverman has been SACKED!😡
The UK will now become a land of tents:
Prostitutes, drug addicts & National Trust Members all living under canvas corrupting our kids.
And there’ll be even MORE dancing leftist trans police officers on our streets.
Our Virgin Mary has gone.
😔
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Tonight I ask all of you in The USA,The UK & the free world to put a lit carrot in your window.
Do this as a symbol of your support for Donald Trump,a humble Christian man pure of thought & orange of skin.
We pray: Oh Jesus let this lustrous straw haired man be free again.
Amen🙏🏻
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The delays at Dover are due to:
Bad weather
Prissy French officials checking EVERYTHING
ULEZ
The Paris riots
Cycle lanes
Millions of selfish folk ignoring UK holidays
Airbnb
Long Covid
Hysteria created by Marxists such as Simon Calder & Judith Chalmers.
BREXIT IS NOT TO BLAME😡🇬🇧
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In 2023 we DELIVERED!
We abolished:
Meat Tax
HS2
Peter Bone
Tents
XL Bullies
School roofs
WhatsApp messages.
We cut NHS waiting lists by allowing more people to die.
Inflation has been rohypnolised & we’ve levelled up shitholes.
Cameron is back as are pints of wine
Happy 2024!
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BBC Chairman forced out by Linekerists!
What did this good man do?
Helped a man of honour with a small loan.
Remember:
Boris Johnson nearly died for YOU
He saved YOUR life during Covid
He saved YOU from Putin
Poor Richard Sharp helped this HERO & is now sacked for it.
Shameful!😡
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Thank you Grant Shapps for your energy saving tips on TV today.
You might have saved the life of a freezing elderly woman.
You might have made a poor Wigan family that little bit warmer.
Your sincerity & care shine through.
Bless you.
Our new Bob Geldof.🙏
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To those of you being attracted by Keir Starmer’s gutter politics:
STOP NOW!
In the next election you could lose caring & compassionate MPs like Jacob Rees-Mogg, Dominic Raab, Suella Braverman even BORIS JOHNSON.😳
For God’s sake grow up & think about the consequences!
😡🇬🇧
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Thank goodness for The Daily Express.
A proper democratic newspaper that stands up for decent British people.
They seem to be very impressed by my ‘Boycott The French Campaign.’
🇬🇧👍
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Kwasi Kwarteng
Matt Hancock
Sir Liam Brady
What’s the first thing you think of when I mention these men?
Integrity?
Bravery?
Loyalty?
Probably all three. ✅
This cruel sting on honest men trying to earn a living for their wives, children, servants & lovers is despicable!😡
🚨MPs FOR HIRE: a Led By Donkeys undercover investigation🚨
Watch the trailer…
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Say a prayer for poor Johnny Mercer today.🙏
He is a war hero who deserves respect.
Yes veterans homelessness has increased but NOT in terms of veterans homelessness!😡
Johnny is part of a successful govt that has cut meat tax & brought us pints of wine.
He is our Captain Tom.❤️
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I’ve been quoted in The Guardian.
I must say I’ve never appeared in that Marxist rag before but it’s good to see them applauding my support for the gorgeous Nadine Dorries.😁
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When Lee Anderson introduced himself in 2019 with this video we knew he was a a political genius.
His further comments on Weetabix,30p meals & lazy nurses using food banks confirmed his popularity.
HE HAS TO REPLACE NADHIM AS OUR OUR NEW PARTY CHAIRMAN!🇬🇧
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Polite.
Dignified.
Statesmanlike.
100% ding dang sure.
What makes Boris Johnson a cut above other men is his spunky zest.
This young dad shows immense bravery as he is bullied by the Marxist BBC.
Truly our St Francis of Assisi.
Captain my Captain❤️
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I just long for the good old days of the royal family when:
Diana was starving herself
Charles was wanting to be Camilla’s tampon
Margaret was a drunk
Andrew was randy & sleeping around
Fergie was having her toes sucked
& Philip was racist all the time.
Happy simpler times.🇬🇧😌
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@carolvorders
Yes Carol
But think of the good guys in the party please!
Rishi-saving us from meat tax, 7 bins & Artificial Insemination by Elon Musk.
Therese Coffey-fertilising our waterways.
Gillian Keegan-Giving school kids the Portakabins they love.
Penny Mordaunt-Standing up & fighting🇬🇧
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Like Cilla she brought us lovely surprises.
Like Mary Berry she grew juicy pies that trickled down us.
Like Princess Di she was our Queen of ❤️s.
But like Boudicca, Liz Truss was BETRAYED by an anti growth coalition of tofu stained bankers, teachers & soccer players.
So so sad.😞
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We gave Scotland:
Their own parliament
Brexit
Princess Anne cheering their rugby team
Heavy Metal singer Ron Stewart
Mars Bars to fry
A career for that Lorraine woman.
And what do their soccer fans do?
Start booing our national anthem.
How ungrateful!
😡
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Prince Harry:
A bitter Linekerist trying to end our royal family & married to the USA version of Carol Vorderman.
Piers Morgan:
A modest & respected scholar. Famed for his honesty & good deeds.
I know who I trust
Piers is the Grant Shapps of British journalism.
Give him a break😡
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This clip broke my 💔
Listen to Liz Truss talking about sacking her beloved Kwasi.
The hero who grew her pie.
The man who made her trickle down.
Our Virgin Mary is lost for words.
If anything proves the cruel tyranny of the left wing economic establishment this clip does.😡
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I have reached 100K followers!🎉
Like me you obviously share a Tory Party vision of our nation:
Where a person can eat turnips & know their children are educated in safe, warm Portakabins.
Where community pantries blossom in these fossil fuelled sunlit uplands.
Thank you all!
❤️
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God bless Michael Gove for bringing back coal!
In my day our family would toast crumpets around the coal fire.
We didn’t have tofu or ‘A Pinch of Nom’ cookbooks; it was just us, crumpets,maybe the odd sausage & the bible.
Coal will bring our nation together.
Putin is finished!👊
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#LondonMayoralElection
Our cockney Nana
Our dinner lady.
Lard on her apron
Sticky mints & Oyster cards lining her pockets.
Susan Hall, we are in mourning.
You offered funk & porridge.
Now everyone in London will be stabbed & die of clean air.
You were London’s Virgin Hairy.
😔
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If it wasn’t for us Conservatives we wouldn’t have food banks.
Thanks to us, food banks are now more POPULAR than ever!
Here Health Minister Victoria Atkins explains what a privilege it is to have not just one but a number of these food banks in her constituency.
Bravo Vicky!👏
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
Alleluia Alleluia Jacob!
You truly possess the compassion and love our Lord personified.
In a way you too have performed miracles by freeing us from EU regulations & showing us the promised land.
You are our Brexit saviour.
Our nation rejoices Jacob.
Alleluia Alleluia.🇬🇧🙏
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At a time of personal distress & leakages, Peter Bone does not need ‘comic’ photos like this appearing.👇
Boner as he is known to pals, needs time & a large gin to fight these accusations.
In all the time I have known Peter I have never seen him display his bone or his conkers.😡
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#BrexitFoodShortages
In my day we only ate egg & chips or bread & lard.
We never had fruit & veg yet were hydrated & lustrous.
Now thanks to vegans, cyclists,Chris Packham, Remainers & the BBC all we bloody do is eat veg.
Brexit to blame for shortages?
No
The idiots above are!😡
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Call that a curtsy to our King?
Is that truly a CURTSY?
Is that curtsy a fully bent knee?
Take Theresa May: Wow she COULD curtsy!
The disrespect shown by EU Chief Ursula Von Der Andress (or whoever she is) through a shambolic curtsy has totally undermined this
#Brexit
deal!😡
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We unfortunately have a no go area in our village.
It’s where Claire the Marxist nurse lives with her partner Gav (a bearded teacher)
She makes jam from her yeasts & he meditates.
The smell of josticks is overpowering.
They moved here from London.
We of course blame Sadiq Khan!😡
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Andy Cooper the delightful Conservative candidate in Tamworth sadly lost.😔
However he has a bright future in our party.
Especially with such a lovely & caring wife.
Her confidence in him was so heartwarming to see.
As this pre by election video shows:
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Lean.
Mean.
Chiselled.
There’s a look of Clint Eastwood about him.
Dom Raab is our ‘Dirty Harry,’ our Rambo.
Just love the way he is ensuring Rishi our ‘Little Fishi’ is safe in the presence of what looks like a bullying and boorish Keir Starmer.👊🇬🇧
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This clip captures a dynamic Conservative Govt in action!
Charismatic Health Sec Steve Barclay hypnotises the House with his dazzling oratory.
And in the background,fellow MP Jonathan Gullis,is a bundle of nervous energy: inspired & captured by the moment.
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I❤️Carol Malone.
Here she is winning the argument against Linekerist Marina Purkiss.
Carol has an underlying grace
A peaceful, flowery moisture
She exudes calm & fishy zest
Her tranquil voice reminds me of soup.
She is a fragrant peeled egg.
I adore her!😘
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Question Time last night:
Robert Jenrick is a thoroughly decent young man.
Look how the BBC allows him to be BULLIED by Ian Hislop.
Hislop is threatening & violently offensive.
Robert did so well to finish his point.
Bravo Robert you showed us your spunk👏
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By cutting inheritance tax, Jeremy Hunt will:
Stop the boats
Stop the tents
Stop meat tax
Stop Layton winning
#Strictly
Cut NHS waiting lists
Cut crime
Cut hair
Grow the pie
Level up
Trickle down
Put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
Put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.
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#Coronation
Penny oh Penny
Your slender fingers grasping the firm girth of such a hard sword.
You stood like a goddess.
Squirrel oh squirrel
Your loins
Your cheeks
Our Boudicca
This erect weapon of our King was yours
It stood proud in your caress
My breath was baited
Bless you👑
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Because I praised the spunk of Robert Jenrick I am now being hassled by Wayne David, the Labour MP for Caerphilly.
Let me reassure you Mr David that I KNOW Rob very well. We meet up regularly & often make jam together. We are also both avid collectors of ‘Dad’s Army’ memorabilia.
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Nadhim makes a TINY little mistake about his taxes.
Rishi makes a TINY little mistake in not wearing his seat belt.
Boris Johnson makes a TINY little mistake about a loan & a BBC Chairman.
AND THEY ARE ALL BULLIED & PERSECUTED!
We have become a nation of repulsive jobsworths.😡
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Back from my hols to find a Marxist Police Chief, who believes in dancing policemen & rainbow coloured cars, BULLYING a much loved national hero.
Lee Anderson is a highly respected legal & dietary expert.
Trying to belittle Lee like this is APPALLING!😡
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Lee said something racist but he’s NOT a racist.
Boris partied during Covid but is NOT a rule breaker.
We promised HS2 & 40 new hospitals but we do NOT have to build them.
Rishi made 5 pledges but he does NOT have to keep them.
We continue to DELIVER for the British People!👍🇬🇧
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I predict today that Jeremy Hunt will deliver a bold budget that will provide a blueprint for Britain in the 21st century!
It will:
Level up
Trickle down
Grow the pie
Stop the boats
Stack the dishwasher
Make the bed
End meat tax
& cull all the wild animals.
Rishi+Hunt!
#TeamRunt
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How I long for the good old days.
We seemed so much happier then:
😊🇬🇧
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No
NOOOO!
What cruel day is this?
Therese Coffey has RESIGNED.
We shall miss the greasy smears from her pantyhose & the tart taste of her salty blisters.
No more her fuzzy cheeks
No more her wiry whiskers down below.
No more will she fertilise our waters.
Nana Terry, my💔weeps
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Everyone has told someone to slit their throat
Everyone has told someone to jump out a window
Everyone has sent a threatening expletive filled text
Teachers, soldiers & the police do it every day
Did Jesus not lose his temper with the Pharisees?
LEAVE POOR GAVIN WILLIAMSON ALONE!
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Ann Widdecombe is RIGHT!
If you can’t afford a cheese sandwich, it’s your problem.
Do something about it:
Grow your own cheese
Or get a job as a fruit picker or lorry driver
Go back to school & learn more Maths
Do something useful & fill in a pothole.
Remember it’s YOUR FAULT!😡
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ALL PARENTS must watch this Lee Anderson clip:
A tale about his beloved son being corrupted at university.
Read between the lines & it hints that skunk, wrap music & tofu might have come into play.
Lee’s bravery as a dad shines through
My❤️goes out to him.
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@carolvorders
Conservative Maths is always more accurate than extreme left wing Maths Carol.
Conservative Maths maintains family values and law & order.
Socialist Maths promotes promiscuity, skunk smoking, tight crotchy leggings and tofu.
Bring back Grammar Schools!
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I look at this photo & just feel HAPPY!😁
Thank you Jim Davidson & Lee Anderson.
You two cheeky chappies are everyone’s pals.
You hark back to a golden age when Dads smoked pipes, Mums wore aprons to cook in & Gran spat in your hair whilst combing it to keep it in place.🇬🇧
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Laura Trott makes it REALLY CLEAR to Marxists Fred Balls & Susanna Reid:
The lower rate of Inflation means prices are coming down even though they are in fact still going up.
This means your food costs less even though the price of it is still increasing✅
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This is NOT William or Kate!
Why are they not wearing crowns?
And why are they visiting a farm shop?
They bloody well own farms & can get the food at source!
Also, why are there no kids presenting them with flowers?
Personally I think it’s Jeremy Vine & that Dua Lipa woman.
😤
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Stoke is renowned in this country as a hotbed of violence, leggings, skunk smoking, wrap music & fly tipping.
But watch out all you evil scrotes, stoats & scumbags of Stoke.
Brave Jonathan Gullis is kicking arse.
HE IS GULLMAN🦸♂️
And you are going down!👊
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I continue to proudly champion Matt Hancock.💪
Matt is a national hero.
A conqueror of Covid
A torch bearer for dyslexics
Our James Bond
I am just one of his devoted set of followers called ‘Hankies’
Good luck Matt.
This country + Hankies all over the world are rooting for you!👏
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James Cleverly DID NOT call Stockton a shithole.
He called it a chic foal.
In otherwise words a fashionable young horse.
James was in fact praising Stockton in a sensitive and equine manner.
To suggest James is foul mouthed is batshit.
In fact bat chic.
😡
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Tough
Uncompromising
Ready to do battle.
Liz Truss has impressed me more than any other politician during the
#Ukraine
crisis
And not just her brave words.
Her rousing photos have offered hope to us all.
Here is a lady who means business.
Ignore her at your peril, Mr Putin.
👊🇬🇧
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So soft
So tender
So fragrant
Each time I watch this clip my ❤️ goes out to Suella Braverman.
The nation loves this little lady because she isn’t afraid to show her more sensitive & vulnerable side.
Jill in the village shop says Sue is our new Vera Lynn💕
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OK
Apart from Victoria Atkins saying 40 new hospitals were being built.
An 18% poll rating
Lee Anderson defecting
Top donor Frank Hester making racist comments
& a plot to replace Rishi with Penny Mordaunt.
This has been ANOTHER great week for us Tories as we continue to deliver!
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Now we know Sue Gray was the evil socialist mastermind who plotted Partygate, we must now ask is she also behind:
Tofu?
Those shaved up the side hairstyles?
The sacking of Ken Bruce?
Angela Rayner’s legs?
Rod Stewart’s scanning units?
Tight crotchy leggings?
Vegan breakfasts?
🤔
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Today I announce a campaign for justice:
#FreeThePartygateOne
Our supporters will be touring various Rotary Clubs, Florists & Waitrose Supermarkets proclaiming the innocence of Boris Johnson.
Join us as we fight to help this young dad & his fragrant young wife.
Spread the word!👊
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Utterly disgusted that Extinction Rebellion & extreme left wing groups were allowed in the crowd at St Paul’s Cathedral this morning. Their violent booing of Boris Johnson was vile.
Thankfully our brave PM protected his wife & entered the cathedral safely.
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