Delighted to see that The Daily Mail has had the good sense to quote me regarding the government’s sensible idea to disperse sewage in coastal waters in a safe manner whilst beaches are empty. The Daily Mail continues to be an example of rigorous & well researched journalism.👍

RT @MichaelTakeMP: Bunty & I received a special invitation yesterday. ‘You are both cordially invited to the annual Nigel Farage riots tak….

Bunty & I received a special invitation yesterday. ‘You are both cordially invited to the annual Nigel Farage riots taking place this August 2025. RSVP.Please dress appropriately.’.I’m thinking we look rather smart in anticipation of this soirée.

Being patriotic I’m adding to the flag count down here in the village. And Ramrod my beloved brown Lab is only too willing to help, being the patriotic dog he is. Between myself and Ramrod I think we’re doing a jolly good job!.What do you think?.🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Get the Union Jacks out.Get the matches out.Mummy’s f*cking home!.And she’ll be singing us her favourite nursery rhyme:.Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop.When the fire burns, the cradle will rock.When the bough flames, the cradle will fall.And down will come baby, migrants & all.🥺

RT @PardonMyTake: Tuesday night max woke Big Cat up with a flashlight at 2am because he thought we were going to get sued. @forthepeople ht….

Benidorm:.The last bastion of the British Empire. When you listen to these two you realise the sun never truly sets on our great empire and that God is an English man. P.S. Where are their bloody Union Jacks?.🇬🇧.

Can I ask a question?.And please forgive my ignorance…but is President Trump erm skibidi?.🤔

A Summer Poem. B̲ronzed & tanned a burnished gold,.O̲n his Summer holidays,.R̲esting his sap filled conkers,.I̲mbibibing merrily with teats on display,.S̲paffing furiously on fungi stained sun loungers. 🇬🇧

I see Reform UK have been promoting their exclusive bloody football shirt everywhere. What they haven’t shown you is their away kit:.😙

Who remembers the good old days?.Big boots.Pledges.Great Maths.Fantastic chess.Brilliantly packed dishwashers.Helicopter rides aplenty. ‘And what business do you work in?’ was his catchphrase. Rishi Sunak will be remembered as one of the greatest Prime Ministers of all time. 🇬🇧

Why all the oohs, aahs & applause?.I frequently do this with my conkers when I’m stood in my morning shower. 🚿

If DJ Vance had come to our village pub we’d have:.Given him free mascara. Offered him food,drink & moisture. He’d have tasted Jill’s famous baps on a luxury sofa. He’d have danced with grans. His conker hairs captured in a bottle,would be kept as a relic in the village church.❤️

I’ve always said Reform have lacked intellectual heavyweights. Not anymore!.Introducing Councillor Maxine and Andy. The Boycie & Marlene of the political world. You can ask them about asylum seekers but don’t test them on their four times table. Bosh!.🇬🇧

What Vice President DJ Vance keeps in all those cars in his convoy:.Illegal fishing rods.Industrial quantities of mascara.Suitcases full of fake tan.Chaka Demus and Pliers.Men with guns.David Lammy’s fish.All the UK ‘A’ Level results.Ronnie Pickering. 🇺🇸.

There is something hugely satisfying in seeing Kemi pouring her creamy products over a stiff dry cone. 🥵.This is what our great nation wants!. Incidentally how can Mel Stride be both inside & outside the ice cream booth at the same time?.Call it Conservative magic!.🇬🇧

Dame Andrea Jenkyns is a HUGE asset to Reform. She was always an incisive Conservative MP admired by us all for her ability to clearly outline policy. Look at her here, superbly articulating Reform’s plans for asylum seekers in the UK to C4 Linekerist Christmas Guru-Murphy. 🤩

Rupert Lowe has spotted another boat full of illegal migrants in our waters….🥺.

Great to see Eric Pickles my old chum and former Chairman of The Conservative Party enjoying the football at the weekend. 👍.

That should read teats not tests!.😄.

When you bombard the high streets with Greggs….When you allow fully grown men to wear trainer socks….When you tolerate men baring their tests in public….When you approve of tight leggings, threesomes, tattoos and Crocs….This is what you end up with:.😳.

Seeing two respected politicians like David Lammy & Vice President JR Ewing get their rods out in public like this is both outrageous & upsetting. Former Tory MP Peter Bone was sacked for obscene behaviour like this. Both Pres. Trump & Labour MUST take disciplinary action NOW!.😡