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Jonathan Adamson

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Consultant in Paediatric Emergency Medicine at Birmingham Children’s Hospital, one-paced footballer, concise story-teller, long-suffering Villa fan

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Joined January 2012
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@adamsonjon
Jonathan Adamson
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Think you left one off
@TouchlineX
The Touchline | 𝐓
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EVERY SINGLE GAME in Erling Haaland’s season so far! 🤯 • ⚽️⚽️ vs Wolves • vs Tottenham • ⚽️ vs Brighton • ⚽️ vs Finland • ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🅰️🅰️ vs Moldova • ⚽️⚽️ vs Manchester United • ⚽️ vs Napoli • ⚽️ vs Arsenal • ⚽️⚽️🅰️ vs Burnley • ⚽️⚽️ vs AS Monaco • ⚽️ vs
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Jonathan Adamson
3 days
Real “boat club ‘lads’ in the college bar for the only time that term because summer 8s has finished” vibe about this
@RobertJenrick
Robert Jenrick
3 days
Me: sinking pints. Reeves: sinking the economy.
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@DGlaucomflecken
Dr. Glaucomflecken
4 days
I’m sorry, ventricular fibrillation flare-up?
@SenFettermanPA
U.S. Senator John Fetterman
4 days
Statement from Sen. Fetterman’s Spokesperson: “During an early morning walk, Senator Fetterman sustained a fall near his home in Braddock. Out of an abundance of caution, he was transported to a hospital in Pittsburgh. Upon evaluation, it was established he had a ventricular
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Jonathan Adamson
4 days
The “another one” clips are great and all but what we really need is a “mission accomplie” shout at the end of the season #AVFC #utv
@LucasDigne
Lucas Digne ��️
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Mission accomplie ✅🤩🇫🇷
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Jonathan Adamson
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It’s quaint that the government believes any young people have any money to save let alone decisions to make over which type of investment account to pick
@MartinSLewis
Martin Lewis
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If future cash ISAs annual limits are to be cut as is being suggested to 'help encourage young people to invest' (I'm dubious that'll work), at the very least there should be a carve out for older savers whom aren't the target.
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Jonathan Adamson
5 days
Absolutely love Pau but if he’d looked he might have seen Buendia had 3 men on him 🤣
@AVFCOfficial
Aston Villa
5 days
No-look pass from Pau 🙂‍↕️
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Jonathan Adamson
6 days
Konsa let him out his pocket for all the games that weren’t against Villa
@xGPhilosophy
The xG Philosophy
6 days
Erling Haaland has accumulated more xG in the Premier League than Aston Villa.
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Jonathan Adamson
6 days
Let’s normalise MPs feeling able to say they have more important things to deal with 🤣
@hoffman_noa
Noa Hoffman
7 days
More than 70 MPs (!) have now signed a letter calling for the release of 15 gentoo penguins currently held in the London Sea Life aquarium It follows a major campaign by @StephSpyro to #freethe15
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Jonathan Adamson
6 days
Would love someone smarter than me to do some statistical regression and determine whether it is any use as a performance metric at all because almost every team seems to be an outlier somehow 🤣🤷‍♂️
@MarkOHaire
Mark O'Haire
8 days
📊 Here's how the performance data tables look as we head into the International break. 🏆 Premier League ©️ Championship *Ordered by Expected Points (xP)
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Jonathan Adamson
7 days
It was always about hooliganism - never made sense to me why WMP weren’t more explicit in saying so from the off. The whole furore simply didn’t need to occur if the comms had just been managed properly.
@LBC
LBC
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‘You said it was about antisemitism. That was wrong, wasn’t it?’ @Lewis_Goodall challenges Lisa Nandy on the government’s opposition to banning Maccabi Tel Aviv fans from an Aston Villa match, which West Mids Police now confirm was due to hooliganism.
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Jonathan Adamson
8 days
Feel more confident when the opposition has a penalty than when we do #UTV
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@onyerheadapp
On Yer Head App - Football Trivia Game
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They'd terrorise defences in League 2
@charts_sabrina
SabrinaUpdates
10 days
Sabrina Carpenter and Taylor Swift seen in New York City tonight.
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Jonathan Adamson
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My boys’ nursery is £72 a day, for comparison
@twlldun
Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya)
12 days
Yes, £100 a day is well off.
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Jonathan Adamson
12 days
On the plus side for resident doctors they get paid so badly they will probably avoid the increase in income tax at the upcoming budget 😑
@GMB
Good Morning Britain
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A five-day strike by resident doctors in England is set to go ahead next Friday, after the British Medical Association rejected a fresh offer from the government to end the long-running dispute. @JayAkbar13 reports.
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Jonathan Adamson
12 days
Interesting choice of snarky eg here: I would suspect that someone achieving proficiency (let’s say grade 6+) at violin would be an incredibly good predictor of someone who also generally succeeds at school as well as being a great indication of many transferable traits/skills
@beverleyturner
Bev Turner
12 days
So much to dissect here... "an education that values richness as much as rigour"... Sooo..... You don't have to work hard and aim high as long as you can play the violin?? In a world of universal basic income in which most jobs are done by AI, this government is preparing to
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Jonathan Adamson
14 days
Amazing that her influence extends to the S&P and NASDAQ as well
@kevinhollinrake
Kevin Hollinrake MP
14 days
£18 billion wiped off the markets this morning - all thanks to Rachel Reeves doom-mongering and pitch-rolling for tax bombshells. Does she have any idea how much her own dithering, indecision and the poor decisions are hurting the British economy?
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Jonathan Adamson
14 days
Those retired veterans they are always going on about are going to love this
@danbloom1
Dan Bloom
15 days
EXCL: Reform UK is eyeing up sweeping changes to public sector pensions, Richard Tice has indicated. Nigel Farage’s deputy told me “how long can we carry on offering defined benefit pensions to all public sector workers?” is a massive Q “not properly discussed in Westminster”
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Duncan Alexander
17 days
Christian Benteke remains the only player in PL history to score on Halloween, November 5, Boxing Day, NYD & his own birthday
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Jonathan Adamson
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Like Kim Jong-Il shooting 24 under every year in the North Korea open🤣
@andreajenkyns
Dame Andrea Jenkyns DBE 🇬🇧
19 days
.@reformparty_uk won four awards at yesterdays Spectator awards. @Nigel_Farage - Politician of the Year. I won- Political moment of the Year. 😀 @ZiaYusufUK - Resignation of the Year. Danny Kruger - Speech of the Year. https://t.co/pnmpKNlUSe
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Jonathan Adamson
20 days
Are they eating their cereal unattended? 🤣🤡
@ClaireCoutinho
Claire Coutinho
21 days
It’s not £450 a month, it’s a year. But even then… Bridget said it would be toast or cereal. But two slices of toast, porridge or cereal = c. 20p. With 190 school days. That’s £38. Say with some extras, 50p. That’s £95. ?
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