HLTCO
@HLTCO
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I talk about football all day, every day; I love the sport (& Crystal Palace) with every fibre of my being. Patreon - https://t.co/drp6z5k63Q
"Some tit who runs a blog" - Stan Collymore
Joined October 2011
Here it is then, I am now on YouTube, you can all see my face. 12 years of anonymity are over. It’s genuinely scary to put myself out there for everyone to see but life is all about rolling the dice. Any RT’s or quote tweets are hugely appreciated. ❤️ https://t.co/rDK3XvTQP1
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The last two weeks alone on this platform have seen Alan Nixon threaten to sue a pie for libel and Tommy Robinson sending rage-filled DM’s to someone for threatening to faceswap him with Prince Andrew.
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Knee sliding into 3 feet of snow after bagging an absolute worldie of an overhead kick and simultaneously putting Canadian football on the map? Some moment, that.
Atlético Ottawa have been crowned Champions of Canada for the first time ever. THIS was the goal that won them the league… In them conditions, that is incredible 👏🤣
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📝 Match Report | Newport County 2-4 Walsall The Exiles fought hard at Rodney Parade this afternoon but fell to a 4-2 defeat against league leaders Walsall in Sky Bet League Two. 🔗 https://t.co/CaWf8dKOdK
#OneClubOneCounty
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This time I really mean it, the game hasn’t ever been more gone.
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Another international break is here, start it with one of the most aesthetically pleasing football videos on the internet.
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David Rodriguez, the same player who scored the overhead kick did this in extra time to win the game 2-1 for Ottawa. Night of his life.
Just an overhead kick being smashed in during middle of a snowstorm in Ottawa. Beautiful chaos in Canada. https://t.co/t3vcIkjmAS
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Just an overhead kick being smashed in during middle of a snowstorm in Ottawa. Beautiful chaos in Canada. https://t.co/t3vcIkjmAS
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Given Marc Guehi’s absence, that performance from Jaydee Canvot was bordering on sensational. We’ve got a fantastic defender there and he’s nowhere near the top of his potential yet either.
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Tyrick Mitchell with possibly the best performance I’ve ever seen from him. I love him so much.
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I’m not a Middlesbrough fan. You’d think the profile picture, header photo and bio would be enough of a giveaway.
@HLTCO Have many have you averaged in the last 20 , more empty red seats and only full when you have a cup run , calm down and have some of the local delicacy and nice walk along salt burn …
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All season long, Sunderland have looked cohesive tactically. You can see how clearly everyone knows their roles, you can tell that they love digging in and battling, they matched us up superbly at Selhurst and continue to do it to almost everyone they play.
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Sunderland fans must absolutely adore Dan Ballard. Superb finish, that.
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