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Evertonian, Liverpolitan, Gigante. Proudly intolerant of that which does not deserve tolerance. (He/Him)

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Jez Wyke
3 years
The EDL got chased twice, Yaxley-Lennon got chased, reminder, should one be needed, of what traditionally happens to racists and fascists round here.
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@jezwyke
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@LBC Lying comes so easily.
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2 years
@JimMFelton Should the 0 and 1 be the other way round?
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@jezwyke
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8 months
@Acyn Is having it valued at a much lower number than it's worth and paying the tax on that much lower number legal? Kind of sounds like it shouldn't be to me...
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@jezwyke
Jez Wyke
22 days
Interesting to hear Carragher talking of Goodison having a "tight pitch which suits Everton" when in reality it's Anfield that has a smaller, tighter pitch at 6,868sqm compared to 7,210sqm at Goodison. @VinnyGrappa field advantage Everton? #EveLiv
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@jezwyke
Jez Wyke
3 years
@paulwaugh @Otto_English @GNev2 @BorisJohnson No 10 are entitled to their opinion. Saying they 'reject' it does not make it incorrect, it just means No10 are in denial. @GNev2 is absolutely spot on, the prime minister indulges in racism and the government has encouraged the racist booing of the players.
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@jezwyke
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16 days
@DSRichardBeater @BaileyDugle88 @Otto_English Hahahahahahahahahaha Did you do the tests yourself? Did the test involve you writing down "I'm 100% British" in an email and then emailing it to yourself?
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@jezwyke
Jez Wyke
3 years
@GaryLineker @UEFA 1,000,000% First error was asking permission, second error was saying it was relating to Hungary. Those errors can be rectified by just fucking doing it. As Nike would say. Light up the stadium, wear the armband, wear the laces, the lot. And then batter them.
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@jezwyke
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1 year
@donie Elon, You need to learn to plan better, manage better and lead better. Anything that needs to be done, needs to have enough time and resources to be done properly. Your employees are not chattel. Grow up. Jez.
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2 years
@Ollieslost @GaryLineker "Beckham was overrated." "Great player though." Eh?
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1 year
@BunnyStroganoff @fasc1nate That's a model, it was extinct about 5 million years ago.
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4 months
@fesshole That's precisely how stage hypnotism works.
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1 year
@GaryLineker He's not the centre of attention though, he's just refereeing the game. If you don't make a big deal of 'him' and the TV don't zoom in on him, then no attention. All of the cards are correct. His decisions are correct. Respect the referee.
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@jezwyke
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2 years
@sarm0161 @Scouse_MaTweet I like that he looks both ways when he's crossing the road.
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@jezwyke
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7 months
@jgaugust @terrelljstarr Hi Jonathan, could you provide a complete list of everything that you condemn, just so we can make sure you're accounted for in the future? Cheers.
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@BigJohn2310 @dieworkwear You're a big strong, brave, rugged, Oakley wraps, punisher t-shirt, tactical boots and cargo pants kind of guy, right?
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@jezwyke
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10 months
@PetronellaWyatt @SharonOdysseos The ability to double check stories that are absolutely bollocks might be a better ability, all things considered.
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3 years
@Haggis_UK @jamesdoleman Leadership, setting an example, decency, consideration, responsibility. Not a fucking jot of it.
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3 months
@anon_opin She wasn't ahead of her time, ecologically speaking, because didn't do it for ecological reasons. She did it to destroy working class miners.
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1 year
@LBC Priorities. Good lad.
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2 years
@Otto_English Respectfully disagree. Not in the slightest bit in favour of a monarchy, but if they hadn't - there would have been a question, there would have been front pages, there would have been a HUGE opportunity to attack them. They've done the right thing, even though it's not for me.
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2 years
@AndrewMarr9 @lbc So to be clear, this new show is nothing much more than a belly rubbing exercise for the government. I thought you were supposed to be the all new rootin tootin hard hittin, gun slinging, take no prisoners Andrew Marr?
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3 years
@GoodLawProject @mrjamesob Hi there @Keir_Starmer @LabourNorthWest @UKLabour just checking that you've been kept in the loop here. I have a vague recollection of a time when this would be a resignation or expulsion matter and a by-election should be called. I trust you'll step up to the plate?
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1 year
@ChrisEubankJr @LiamBeefySmith He decided to slide into your DMs?
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2 years
@trutherbleuchef I don’t know how to break this to you…
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10 months
@rickedwards1 this seems.... Pertinent.
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2 years
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10 months
@LBC Fury as people who don't understand things continue not to understand them but are encouraged to be angry about things they don't understand Well done everyone.
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1 year
@MyTGdate @ask_aubry Movie?! You're in for a treat, there were 250 episodes!
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3 years
@AndrewRosindell Instead of patronisingly dismissing a young black man and his experience of racism, instead of patting him on the head and telling him to "dance for me and nothing more", instead of wanting them to perform at your behest, but be silent, maybe stop & listen. Learn from him.
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@jezwyke
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2 years
@LBC She half saw someone half climbing over a gate? How does she know they were a 'migrant'? Or did you put that bit in there? Absolute disgrace of a 'story'. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
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10 months
@Steve_Laws_ And yet all you needed to do, was to go to church. But you couldn't even be bothered to do that.
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Jez Wyke
2 years
@justinmadders Well done. It's not inadvertent, it's entirely deliberate and intentional and it's not a matter for political debate, it's either true or it's not. The answer was dreadful.
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1 year
@GaryLineker @alanshearer @MicahRichards You should be seriously proud of yourselves. At a time when human decency, compassion and solidarity are more important than ever, thank you, all of you, for taking a stand.
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2 years
@MarinaPurkiss @NadineDorries PROUDLY and smugly telling the world they're blackmailing the party. She really does think she's cleverer than everyone else, doesn't she. Bizarrely. Still, at least we're at war with Ukraine. That's a positive.
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@richardaeden @mrjamesob You haven't read a newspaper, watched a TV or listened to a radio for the last few years? Start here. And pay attention.
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A reminder of my earlier thread on Braverman - who is as unsuitable to be Home Secretary as she was to be Attorney General
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@Peston @pritipatel "I simply pass on" Yeah, we know that.
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2 years
@lukecotty @MartinSLewis Like a Bond Villain, but on the side of good?
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3 years
@Utd_Analytics @GNev2 He was having a piss mate.
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3 years
@D_Barea @JohannaSaunders @TheApparatchik You SERIOUSLY think he's ever on time for anything, never mind being so mindful and courteous that he'd have the foresight to set his watch fast? SERIOUSLY?
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2 years
@fesshole Excellent work, chief.
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2 years
@BBCNews This is an appalling headline. They're not paying nurses 2,500 they're paying agencies 2,500. The headline needs changing. @NickTriggle @chloefhayward
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@I_amMukhtar @harryjohnrutter @barrymaher Neighbours are sick of them despite them never being seen there? How does that work…
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2 years
@BeardedGenius "Damien Reilly is a pen name for Piers Morgan"
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1 year
@anon_opin Wrong. 4-3-4 is for landlines. 5-3-3 is for mobiles.
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2 years
@Angusrockstar1 @GNev2 Why do you ask, anonymous internet 'character'?
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3 years
@MarcherLord1 You do know that he doesn't own Adidas, don't you? Also, in terms of the amount of wear, football shirts are pretty good value for kids.
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2 years
@davidyelland @peterjukes Boris Johnson who, on LBC dismissed investigations into historical child sexual abuse as "spaffing money up the wall"?
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9 months
@LBC @NickFerrariLBC Countdown to getting one of your ridiculous "royal experts" on to explain why it's Meghan's fault...
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9 months
@MELVINGJONES71 @goebbels_o @RhonddaBryant To be clear, Melvin, are you suggesting that being gay is unacceptable, or are you just hoarding those photos for your own collection and looking for attention?
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@jezwyke
Jez Wyke
2 years
@Miss_Snuffy 8 years it's been on your wall and no one spotted it? Or were they too scared and intimidated to say anything? Either way, that's really poor. All you needed to do was acknowledge the mistake, admit the mistake, thank the person that saw it, correct the mistake and learn.
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1 year
@Peston @Dominic2306 So to be clear, for all you know, they're entirely fabricated and baseless. Why tweet this?
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@BBCNews "Wootton said on his GB News show he was the victim of a "witch hunt" by "nefarious players"." In fairness, if anyone would know what a witch hunt by nefarious players is, it's him.
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@anon_opin
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The @fesshole "never happened" crowd are among the most tedious bores on the planet
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@GullisJonathan @brianmoore666 @GoetersFourTwo Didn't you tell Lineker to stick to football not that long ago? Why are you gobbing off about american politics?
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3 years
@Mos_sy @StanCollymore He's banned from going anywhere near a school by the look of him.
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@dminulina @RealScottRitter @Kasparov63 "failed chess career" Being world champion for 15 years is an interesting failure.
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2 years
@andyblueskyz @Paul_Phillips20 @Otto_English It isn't criminal to seek asylum, Andy. It's none of your business from where they come, why or how. Your argument ends at "they're seeking asylum". You have no further input beyond that information.
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@implausibleblog @win_n10 I can't remember who I heard saying it, probably about Trump, but obviously it's spot on generally. The thing about witch hunts, is there weren't any witches. It's not a witch hunt when you're guilty.
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@BoxingKingdom14 @BenDavison_ My favourite part of all that was how Wood backed him on it afterwards. A fighter who trusted their trainer completely.
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@MattBinder My house thankfully untouched as well.
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2 years
@LabourPatriot Stealing children is a no from me.
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2 years
@mrevgenylebedev @Keir_Starmer Yeah, that's not really in the spirit of transparency, is it big man. It's in the spirit of running interference for a cultivated asset.
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2 years
I'll never understand how this horrible racist little twat is still entertained in polite society. "Joey Barton in court assused of kicking his wife in the head"
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@patroglide Which one are you hoping for?
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3 years
@AyoCaesar @JuliaHB1 @miqdaad Strong "what has Tommy Robinson ever said that's racist, prove it to me now" vibes from Julia there.
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@BBCNews Racist, lying, homophobic, quote fabricating, cheating, utterly devoid of anything resembling morality, dignity or principle, country sabotaging, back stabbing, self publicising, 2 faced, journalist threatening, corrupt, unlawfully petulant thin skinned man child, Boris Johnson?
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@JolyonMaugham @Nus_Ghani When Barones Warsi speaks out, provides receipts and detail and is told that her complaints and claims aren't worthy, then it's no surprise.
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@LBC @NickFerrariLBC They're your people, Nick. You've stoked that fire, you've fanned those flames. You can't act like a maiden aunt now. Own it.
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@IanDunt It pleases me that they have decided among themselves that the team they want to be is a progressive, caring, decent, socially aware team. It pleases me that Southgate is someone who makes them feel comfortable and has enabled this. They're a good bunch of human beings.
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@Peston Maybe "Liz Truss was entirely unsuited to any kind of public office" might be a better title.
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2 years
@davidschneider The unblinking rabbit in the headlights type panicked stare is the best part of that.
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1 year
@darrengrimes_ Funny what one's go to references are. I'd pick this one myself, but then I'm not interested in dog whistling for racists and fomenting hatred and division like you.
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1 year
@MichaelBensonn I hesitate to say this, but that's an entirely more classy and dignified reaction than the act of giving it to him in the first place.
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3 years
@talkRADIO @mrmarkdolan @darrengrimes_ "Commentator" Darren Grimes, working from his childhood bedroom. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
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2 years
@JolyonMaugham There is absolutely nothing suspicious about meeting someone you think might be a spy in a <checks notes> exclusive private members club. Nothing at all. It's the last place you'd imagine it happening!
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1 year
@DerbyChrisW @EliotHiggins Yeah? I’m sorry you feel that way, I hope you get over it soon. It’s still beautiful.
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2 years
@tomhfh @Daniel_M_Lovell So as you've cleverly demonstrated, you *can* buy pint of orange juice. What's the problem again?
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@BBCNews Then why do so many of them turn up and march for peace in Palestine? Doesn't quite make sense.
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@TheNewsAgents @jonsopel @GlobalPlayer @maitlis @Jacob_Rees_Mogg "You make it sound like it's a game." Yeah. That's because it is. It's all a game to them. That's why everything's always so funny, so amusing, so... "Oh you know, marvellous, you just have to believe in us, we're doing great things." It's ALL a game.
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@benrileysmith "He was up writing his resignation speech by 6am (before the rest of the nation was awake)." Excuse me? Hang on, is this a parody account?
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@Dils41 @nazirafzal The damage to and state of infrastructure is political. How can it be anything else?
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@afneil @sturdyAlex Congratulations on catching up to the rest of us.
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@LBC @LTCPeterLerner @SangitaMyska But the question wasn't about the person who came in and chopped your head off. The question is about the people who are entirely innocent.
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@guardian_sport Bit disrespectful from Djokovic to turn his back while the ball's still in play isn't it?
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2 years
@topfotogmw @JohnCleese Martin, you do know that times change, right? It's not 1970 any more. Fawlty Towers would be made, but it would be different. The overt racism and casual violence would be gone, but the basic premise and foundation would be the same.
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