Alan Shearer
@alanshearer
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260 Premier League goals @BBCMOTD analyst, @premierleague @theathleticfc @primevideosport @callawaygolf @hublot @SpeedflexLtd Instagram @alanshearer
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I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.
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You’re the best Harry. Good luck. You deserve success 🙏🏻
Been an incredible welcome for me and my family in Munich in the last 24 hours! Buzzing to have signed for such a massive club with an incredible history, can't wait to get started!
#miasanmia
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Congratulations
@HKane
on winning the golden boot. You can now spend the next 32 years bleating on about it like the last English person to do it has !!!
@GaryLineker
🙋🏼♂️👏🏻🤣
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5 mins injury time score in the 98th 🤐
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No!
Portugal are in front!
Did you agree with the penalty decision? 🤔
#BBCFootball
#BBCWorldCup
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The Queen dedicated her life to the service of this country. For a boy from Newcastle it was an honour to be in her presence. Thank you Ma’am. For everything ❤️
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Couldn’t have wanted it to go to a nicer guy. It’s only taken 28 years!!!! He’s the best 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
A Premier League record for
@ErlingHaaland
. 35 goals. That’s nuts. Thoughts are with
@alanshearer
at this difficult time.
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Fuxking embarrassing
Would rather go down for a penalty than put the ball in an empty net! Seen it all!
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You’ve had a magnificent 2017
@HKane
. You deserve to hold the record of most
@premierleague
goals in a calendar year. Well done and keep up the good work. 👏🏻🙋🏼♂️
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For all the
@LFC
fans currently hurling personal abuse at me, my wife and kids because I happen to disagree with your opinion about the penalty decision, you do know you won don't you? 🤔 PS So f**k off!
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Very honoured to be named into the inaugural
@premierleague
hall of fame alongside the brilliant Thierry Henry. Thank you.
Two centre-forwards, both gifted with natural skill and talent who have written their names in Premier League history
We’re delighted to announce Alan Shearer and Thierry Henry as the first two inductees of the
#PLHallOfFame
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It's been lonely in this
@premierleague
200 club. Welcome and congratulations
@WayneRooney
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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I work with you every week!! 👂🏻😛
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A world class manager. A manager who performed so well in very difficult circumstances. A manager who understood the fans. Thanks and good luck
@rafabenitezweb
you were brilliant for the Toon.
#SHAMBLES
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England v Scotland. Wembley. Come on England 🏴🙋🏼♂️
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You don’t need to say sorry. You were and are brilliant. 🔥🔥
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What position does he play?
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Think it could be a long night!!!
#itscominghome
🦁 🦁 🦁
@GaryLineker
@rioferdy5
@J_Klinsmann
@Baddiel
@FrankOnTheRadio
@Lightning_Seeds
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I know how tough it was for any manager at Newcastle for the last 14 years.I also know how badly Steve & his family wanted it to work. In difficult circumstances for everybody, he kept
#NUFC
up for two seasons. It’s a new era now, but thank you, Steve,for your effort & commitment
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I did. I turned down ....Barcelona!
.
@RomeluLukaku9
completes his
@manutd
medical in LA and says: "Who would say no to the biggest club in the world?"
#ssnhq
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I’ve sat in the stand as a fan. I’ve sat in the studio as a pundit. I’ve watched in the pub tonight with my mates and you’re getting it all wrong VAR. It’s not what you told us.
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So were Rooney, Cole, Lamps, Henry, Fowler, Owen..... 😂😂😂🙋🏼♂️
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Congratulations
@HKane
passing the great Jimmy Greaves record at
@SpursOfficial
. Also
@WayneRooney
and I were wondering where you’ve been! Well done on joining the 200
@premierleague
club. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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No Mount. No Lukaku. No Werner. No Pulisic. No Kovacic. No problem for Chelsea. Battered Newcastle today. Nothing from the Toon at all.
#NewChe
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Congratulations
@MoSalah
on the new goal-scoring record. I enjoyed it while it lasted! 🙋🏼♂️
@premierleague
#PLrecord
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Telllll me maaaaa me maaaa we won’t be home for tea we’re going to Wembeeerrlleyyy ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️
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Well done Arsenal. Best team won on the day. Newcastle didn’t take their chances when they had them, Arsenal did. Solid away performance from them.
#NEWARS
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Be warned. Any abuse and I'll come round and give you Newcastle tickets!
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I thought that was your phone in your pocket!!?😳
I may have been even more exuberant. It’s the first time I’ve hugged
@alanshearer
and I liked it more than I’m comfortable with.
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As days and nights go that’s a f——— Belta 🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🖤🤍🖤🤍 hangover coming!!! What a performance man.
@ChampionsLeague
#NEWPSG
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Yes Michael, we thought that also, whilst on £120k a week.....
@nufc
"I don’t need to justify myself to f****** Newcastle fans"
Michael Owen opens up on Magpies spell and why he still regrets transfer
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Champions league anybody 🤪 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️
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NEVER! I couldn’t stand them then and I can’t stand them now!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Are you sure you were watching the same game as I was?
In the first half vs Newcastle, Fred ranked first or joint-first among players on the pitch for:
🔺successful passes (33)
🔺ball recoveries (7)
🔺chances created (2)
A first half of few positives. 😤
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What if Shearer turned up one week with a full head of hair and refused to admit he used to be bald. Is there a plan in place for that?
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A
@SunderlandAFC
fan next to me on the plane back to Newcastle and says as if my day couldn’t get any worse!!! I said what was the score? He said we got beaten. Ah well i said, I saw it on Netflix I knew you were shit!!!
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RIP legend. You made the game beautiful. You were an absolute superstar. 🙏🏻
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RIP Gianluca Vialli. What a lovely lovely man and a wonderful player he was.🙏🏻
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Well that’s the closest I’ve been to swearing on live TV! What I really wanted to say is that VAR is complete and utter bollocks!!🤣🤣
#IranPortugal
#VAR
#RussiaWorldCup2018
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Get the f… in
@NUFC
another very impressive performance, making Chelsea look very very average. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️
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Ah man what a f——- night that was. In the away end for the first time since 1985. I bloody loved it. TOON TOON 🖤🤍
"Heyyyy, Alan Shearer!" 🙋♂️
A familiar face was in the away end tonight. 🤝
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Hold your head up high. You were brilliant.
Devastated. Absolutely gutted. Thanks to the fans for your incredible support. 🏴🦁❤️
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Danny needs to change his ringtone!! 👀🤣👀🤣
Well, we found this taped to the back of the set. As sabotage goes it was quite amusing. 😂😂😂
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What a night. What a performance again
@England
Bloody brilliant man.
@wembleystadium
was rocking. One to go 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🏴🏴🏴
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A clean sheet and 3 points and goals for
@CallumWilson
and
@JeffHendrick92
. A brilliant start for the toon
@NUFC
⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️👏🏻👏🏻
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What was ?
Mikel Arteta having a proper rant post match, “It’s embarrassing. It’s a disgrace.”
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The last club accounts tell you they are over £140 million in debt!!🤔
@NUFC
fans good morning to you all!! Ya clubs turning a profit, no debt, oh & playing in the PL! Terrible!
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Well done Villa. Brilliant today.
Not many teams have done this to Newcastle. They have battered them from start to finish and been better in every position.
#AVLNEW
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What a magnificent job Rafa has done this season. Had the players organised and committed. Well done
@NUFC
today the best team won. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
#NEWARS
@premierleague
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Only one United wanted and deserved to win that . Toon Toon black and white armyyyyyy. Battered them from start to finish.
#NEWMUN
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On behalf of me and my teammates at the time, we apologise
@jjenas8
for not being up to your level when you returned from England games!!?🤣🤣
"I didn't achieve what I set out to achieve."
"I don't blame anybody, I look at myself, I do live with regrets..."
An open and brutally honest
@jjenas8
discusses his career.
#PLTonight
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Extremely sad news the great Terry Venables has passed away. RIP Boss. I owe you so much. You were amazing. 🙏🏻🥲 🏴 ❤️
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Congratulations
@HKane
!
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It must be great having midfielders like De Bruyne playing behind him!! 🤣🤔
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Oh come on Liam. Don’t look back in anger man!
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