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@CntrbtryNglgnc
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@DonutOperator To all the folks in the comments talking about the driver - it looks like it was a 75mph zone. At 75mph, your reaction time before you start braking is about 165 feet. Then add another 400 or so feet to actually stop Low beams illuminate about 200 feet. You ain't stopping.
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@HarmlessYardDog You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me, and so on
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@dyingscribe I have had people do this with their *houses* (eg partial fire) and then not be able to repair them.
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@nastrondscourge Ugh. Currently unable to join Teams meetings because I get stuck in a login loop.
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@Mike_M_Klotz I've yet to have a "pedestrian on the highway" case where the pedestrian lived. Not sure this is a "steel machine is too tough" problem.
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@DonutOperator That was worse than I was expecting.
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@Boenau @KneeDeep395 They are If only bicyclists didn't ignore them and choose to ride in the road instead.
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Dear co-defense counsel: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EMAIL OUT OF STATE COUNSEL AND TELL THEM THEIR STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS RUNS TOMORROW???????? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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One day, hundreds of years from now, schoolchildren will learn that WW3 was started by a public notary.
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@khamenei_ir Khaleesi, the Quran is just the Bible translated from its original language of English into Arabic
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@leftfemme You made it through law school without going to an event at a professor's house?
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@ShitpostGate Great. Now I want a PBJ
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@micah_erfan Liberal likes Republicans that are liberals. News at 11.
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Pro se plaintiff calls. I do not answer. 10 minutes later: "you have a voicemail" oh god.
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@ItsMattsLaw *lucrative as shit
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@Oilfield_Rando Wonder why the comments are disabled
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@BadWeaponTakes Why do libs always outsource their violence
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@captainnron_ If actually a lawyer, the state bar probably would not be amused.
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@UpdatingOnRome I feel... Like one more turn
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@9mm_smg He blocked me for making a joke about my paralegal being in big trouble after he posted that it was illegal for non-lawyers to draft documents
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@Tony_Baloney69 That was my first experience with food stamps. ~1998. Stuck behind a woman buying everything with food stamps. Walk out behind her and watch her load everything into a brand new lincoln navigator on rimzzzzz. A formative experience.
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@sfmcguire79 I'm confused.
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@NateSilver538 Spoiler: the media will not reflect. It knows exactly what it is doing and it will continue doing it.
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@BenSuter My clients love to send me dozens of pictures and videos like this after their pit mauls someone and they get sued.
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@ShitpostGate Pozidrive is infinitely superior to phillips and I will die on this hill.
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@dyingscribe Many such cases
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@aggsul1 @ShitpostGate The "star" part is just to identify it as pozidrive vs. being phillips. It is commonly used in england. It is far, far superior to phillips - which is intentionally designed for the driver to cam out for incredibly stupid reasons.
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@BadLegalTakes The "JD in user name or bio" test checks out yet again
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@johnbryanesq It may not be right, but if I rolled my window up on a police officer who had pulled me over for speeding, I'd anticipate having a bad time.
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@Unlearned_Hand Agree. I was still mad enough 2 hours later that I wound up calling one of the partners at the firm.
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@Mike_M_Klotz To be fair: 1: it looks like he may be intentionally giving it stupid inputs for testing purposes 2: always hard to tell how big an incline is on video, I suspect it may be steeper than it looks 3: steep concrete/stone covered in dirt is pretty slick
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@ByronYork As long as no one gets reminded that he locked down the country and turned on the money printer in 2020
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@Austen @telmudic You can't convince me that it's not.
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@Mike_M_Klotz Payments? $0 Parts and repair bills? Let's not talk about that.
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@Howlingmutant0 @nypost Man, if someone attacks you with a hammer, you are fighting for your life, regardless of whether you are actually injured.
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@hausofhemlock @foreign_laura @Delta I'm allergic to being poor. Send me money. It's your duty under the ADA.
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@GuyDealership Tech is the issue here. It isn't ready and probably won't be for the foreseeable future.
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@jarvis_best 16 felonies? That seems like a....... Oh.
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@seanmdav Doesn't make the Alec Baldwin result wrong.
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@thevivafrei Jeep Wrangler Nissan Altima
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@OfAthenry I don't think there is any debate on this
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@mattyglesias The presence of the second skydiver doesn't make that video any better.
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@JuddLegum Because no matter how much the numbers get cooked, at the end of the day citizens are familiar with the content of their bank accounts and the cost of everything they purchase
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@wanyeburkett Dammit Now I want some McDonald's
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@reddit_lies Did they post that from inside a covid internment camp?
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@al_requiem Don't forget to safely dispose of your old battery in the ocean
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@AGHamilton29 I'd probably not vote rather than vote for Haley
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@wanyeburkett Why would he say this?
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@NRO @mawrightjr Apparently @AintGottaDollar is not gatekeeper approved by our betters.
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@jarvis_best "even the NYT wouldn't .... Oh, David French"
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@HarmlessYardDog Some dude probably just bought another 1000 rounds after reading this tweet.
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@ccmembersonly Mandatory:
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@DonQuizmodo @dyingscribe It's looking more and more legitimate by the day. I am pleasantly surprised.
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To the surprise of no one: I now have 3 additional voicemails.
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@neontaster I don't think he's advocating.
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GM I can't believe it's been a week and we still don't know who this is.
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@martyrmade Uncomfortable truth is that he isn't wrong. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, etc.
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@JoshuaSteinman Truman sucks
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@RileeDHarrison Received and responded to tweet from plaintiffs counsel. 0.2
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@ARKloster Poll results are the same phenomena as "if I was charged with a crime I didn't commit, I'd never take a plea deal". When you're actually in the situation, your answer changes.
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@CoreyLewis86 About 15 years ago now. Dad and I had previously had a B&B A/C Cobra replica (w/ 427 top oiler). Decided I wanted a Superformance. One pops up for sale about 20 minutes down the road (what are the odds?) Go check it out. Owner has it parked in his very long loop driveway
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@ryanb0608 @DonutOperator You're on a dark highway. Your low beams illuminate 200 feet. You are traveling 75mph (110 feet per second) There are police lights and something going on to your right. You are not going to see and comprehend that there is a dude laying flat in the road in time to do
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@Mike_M_Klotz I'm politely asking everyone to stop making better land rovers than land rover.
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@bog_beef Canadians
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@jerrycurld Agreed. It was still only a matter of time before this happened. Don't block traffic.
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@jamesowendesign @Mike_M_Klotz Wrong account for that man. I drive a bunch of rusty old land rovers that return oil to the earth by the quart.
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@kenzietuff It counts
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@qojte @BenSuter It's always some of both on a large scale - but big factor is Breed I have good owner clients. Bad owner clients. Interestingly the other thing I see a lot is English setters. Lots of them seem to bite kids.
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@physicsgeek The interesting thing is - all of these arguments were pooh-poohed by our betters until about 3 years ago. Now they are acknowledged and listed as reasons why we need to "transition" to a no vehicle future.
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@TZSA_ And/or men report themselves as single and their girlfriends report being in a relationship...
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@JonMasterChief @GreenTextRepost @oldandobscure Plus people with kids are never getting divorced in 3 months
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@Oilfield_Rando Smelling weed everywhere became immediately tiresome
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@Oilfield_Rando Let's not pretend Trump didn't do the same thing though
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